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 Post subject: Re: A thread not about the sex that some of us aren't having
PostPosted: Sat Apr 21, 2012 3:21 am 
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It's been a year since shared my bed with someone. Which means it's two and half years since I actually got the real thing. Sigh. Like being stuck on a rock in the middle of the ocean and being surrounded by water, but unable to drink it. Or something equally as desperate and exasperating.

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 Post subject: Re: A thread not about the sex that some of us aren't having
PostPosted: Sun Jun 03, 2012 3:42 pm 
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everyone wants to wife me, no one wants to date me: the boober the fraggle story


sigh sigh sigh.

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 Post subject: Re: A thread not about the sex that some of us aren't having
PostPosted: Sun Jun 03, 2012 3:53 pm 
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 Post subject: Re: A thread not about the sex that some of us aren't having
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everyone wants to wife me, no one wants to date me: the boober the fraggle story


sigh sigh sigh.


I'd date the crepe out of you, broober, but there's an ocean between us. :(

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 Post subject: Re: A thread not about the sex that some of us aren't having
PostPosted: Sun Jun 03, 2012 4:12 pm 
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Paloma wrote:
booberthefraggle wrote:
everyone wants to wife me, no one wants to date me: the boober the fraggle story


sigh sigh sigh.


I'd date the crepe out of you, broober, but there's an ocean between us. :(


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everyone wants to wife me, no one wants to date me: the boober the fraggle story, followed by the even more popular sequel:

everyone who would date me is really far away: an essay in taking yourself out to dinner

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 Post subject: Re: A thread not about the sex that some of us aren't having
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I think this stems from the fact that I am exponentially more appealing as an abstract concept than as as actual person.

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 Post subject: Re: A thread not about the sex that some of us aren't having
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I think this stems from the fact that I am exponentially more appealing as an abstract concept than as as actual person.


I feel like this might be true for everyone. Or at least I feel like it's true for me! I feel like I'm easy to adore in the first month of knowing me or so, but then how neurotic I am gets old.

But right now I just want to date casually and get laid anyway and I can't seem to make it happen.

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 Post subject: Re: A thread not about the sex that some of us aren't having
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It has been a long month and a half. This is so haaard!

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 Post subject: Re: A thread not about the sex that some of us aren't having
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My self imposed sobriety run and unintentional celibacy streak seem to be running in tandem. Fun!

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 Post subject: Re: A thread not about the sex that some of us aren't having
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booberthefraggle wrote:
I think this stems from the fact that I am exponentially more appealing as an abstract concept than as as actual person.


Let's save the concept of abstract loving for twelve year old us, looking at our Peter Andre posters, shall we? In the end, actual people are way more appealing than concepts. <3

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 Post subject: Re: A thread not about the sex that some of us aren't having
PostPosted: Mon Jun 04, 2012 5:10 am 
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Paloma wrote:
booberthefraggle wrote:
I think this stems from the fact that I am exponentially more appealing as an abstract concept than as as actual person.


Let's save the concept of abstract loving for twelve year old us, looking at our Peter Andre posters, shall we? In the end, actual people are way more appealing than concepts. <3

that definitely beats sixteen year old us. because then, as I'm sure you'd know, in the end it doesn't even matter

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 Post subject: Re: A thread not about the sex that some of us aren't having
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My self imposed sobriety run and unintentional celibacy streak seem to be running in tandem. Fun!


This is pretty much my life (permanent sobriety, unintentional celibacy). I kinda like it!

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 Post subject: Re: A thread not about the sex that some of us aren't having
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I totally forgot I can post in this thread now! YAY! Or wait. No.

Was hoping to be able to have sexytimes with the ex, made it sound like we could the way we broke up. We broke up in April, but stuff has been awkward since around St Patricks day (when she put a bid in on her house) and she always wanted it so much until that happened, more than I did. Then after we broke up I was all confident and ready to go and she turned waaaaaay off. We finally had break up sex, like a month after, but now she's all anti touch again from what I can tell. GAH. And it didn't happen when I would have been stellar and now I've lost that confidence and it makes me sad. How do I get that confidence back?

Actually, the problem may be that she's moved in with her mom. We have only been alone alone together 4 times or so since her and her mom moved in together, and one of those times was super gross moving clean up day, and another time was another moving stuff day. She was sort of flirty the one time it didn't revolve around cleaning and moving, and cleaning and moving sucks, so I understand. But getting her alone, that's the hard part. *sigh*

In the mean time, I hope a good OKC chat can turn into a booty call or date.

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 Post subject: Re: A thread not about the sex that some of us aren't having
PostPosted: Mon Jun 11, 2012 8:51 pm 
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Yay? that I can post here, too? I'm in a similar boat to VeganGeorgie; shared a bed nearly sexless until last fall, then the marriage fell the rest of the way apart and now I'm single and the rest pretty much goes without saying. I have to say I really DO like living on my own. I'm managing things well and my home is a sanctuary to me, and I will be very reluctant to bring someone into it. I'm not even very lonely, I have a pretty rich inner life and am very good at being by myself. But I still wouldn't mind a hookup now and then!


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 Post subject: Re: A thread not about the sex that some of us aren't having
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You know the phone apps that record sleep talking? I'm pretty behind the times in terms of apps so maybe the wave of popularity or whatever already passed, but someone I know was talking about it recently so I decided to give it a go. I tried it for 3 nights. The first one was silent save for a rustle of blankets when I woke up to use the washroom. The second night included a couple of farts, and the third night, my god. Snoring, teeth-clenching and seemingly continuous farting. I am so glad that I am single right now and have no one to subject to that, because if I had to sleep with myself, I would be pretty damn turned off.


Sorry to bring this back around to farting, but i hadn't seen this before and i've got tears running down my face over this! Last year I'd been dating this guy for a couple weeks and i think i ate a pot of lentil soup throughout the week... but i hadn't soaked the lentils or something....? Anyway, we went out together and i held it in all evening.... later that night we were sleep-spooning and i woke up to him kind of coughing and gagging behind me.... ahhhggghhh! He still dated me for a couple weeks after that though. He was good people.

But it's been a month or so for me now. I just got tired of the social paralysis of the guy I'd been seeing for quite some time. I didn't really break up with him either-- just didn't feel like calling or seeing him so I didn't. I guess that was kinda bisque-y of me. And the lack of sex is a bummer of a side-effect.


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 Post subject: Re: A thread not about the sex that some of us aren't having
PostPosted: Sat Jun 16, 2012 1:34 pm 
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The last time I had sex was late 2011, and it is looking like 2012 is going to be a celibate year. I don't not want to have sex, but don't really feel like dating either. meh.

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 Post subject: Re: A thread not about the sex that some of us aren't having
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I really think, that living in Berlin is bad for my sex life....Everyone is so focused on what others think and having fun is sooo uncool....also guys I meet solely seem to have come to this city to run away from some social-disability, ex girlfriend, bad experience or are on a trip to find themselves...the find the self ones are divided in 2 categories though, the NO SEX DUE TO BEING COMPLETELY CONCENTRATED ON FINDING THE SELF and the LET'S F+%& AS MANY GIRLS AS WE CAN IN THE PERIOD I'VE GIVEN MYSELF TO FIND MYSELF types.... All i want is a normal guy, with a live!!!!


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 Post subject: Re: A thread not about the sex that some of us aren't having
PostPosted: Thu Jun 21, 2012 9:33 am 
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It has been so long that I even forgot about this thread. Ok, so it has only been about 2 months or so but it feels like that never even happened.


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 Post subject: Re: A thread not about the sex that some of us aren't having
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It has been so long that I even forgot about this thread. Ok, so it has only been about 2 months or so but it feels like that never even happened.


Two months? Feh, n00b!

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 Post subject: Re: A thread not about the sex that some of us aren't having
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Yeah but before that was 2 years. I got some once and then that's been it. I don't even want to count the once either! (*cough*jerk*cough*)

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 Post subject: Re: A thread not about the sex that some of us aren't having
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I really think, that living in Berlin is bad for my sex life....

My friend moved to Berlin from Canada and he's a gay man having the time of his life sexually... so...

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I think this stems from the fact that I am exponentially more appealing as an abstract concept than as as actual person.


#storyofmylife

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 Post subject: Re: A thread not about the sex that some of us aren't having
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booberthefraggle wrote:
I think this stems from the fact that I am exponentially more appealing as an abstract concept than as as actual person.


I feel like this might be true for everyone. Or at least I feel like it's true for me! I feel like I'm easy to adore in the first month of knowing me or so, but then how neurotic I am gets old.

But right now I just want to date casually and get laid anyway and I can't seem to make it happen.


Yeah, I definitely think I'm really exciting and people really like me and then they want to snag me real quick like. Ugh, and I try really hard to go slow into feelings and whatever but people fall for me waaaay before I do. And then they fall off the edge before me. Merrr

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