the No Context thread

Pi_Face · **Posted:** Mon Jun 18, 2012 7:00 pm

Cutting the cucumber in half had to represent something.

GreenDuck · **Joined:** Thu Oct 21, 2010 6:08 pm **Posts:** 813

"Have you tried several nipples?" "No, I only tried two."

seitanicverses · **Joined:** Wed Oct 20, 2010 1:57 pm **Posts:** 3873

"What do you mean 'you got fired'?! You're self-employed!"

Pi_Face · **Posted:** Fri Jun 22, 2012 4:52 pm

If you eat that bagel, you're un-sistered.

booberthefraggle · **Posted:** Sun Jun 24, 2012 4:40 pm

the higher the topknot, the closer to god.

Pi_Face · **Posted:** Sun Jun 24, 2012 5:03 pm

hate to be cliché, but i never asked to be born.

kfad · **Posted:** Thu Jul 05, 2012 10:30 am

If he tweets you consent, you can tweet him sex.

GreenDuck · **Joined:** Thu Oct 21, 2010 6:08 pm **Posts:** 813

"sweet mother of pumpkin!"

kfad · **Posted:** Thu Jul 05, 2012 2:23 pm

I am an unpeeled banana in a peeled banana world.

booberthefraggle · **Posted:** Thu Jul 05, 2012 2:51 pm

kfad wrote:

I am an unpeeled banana in a peeled banana world.

oh god this is a great one

Pi_Face · **Posted:** Thu Jul 05, 2012 3:14 pm

As a rule of thumb, it's best not to spit-up on your dinner.

choirqueer · **Posted:** Sun Jul 08, 2012 10:54 pm

I have never been so relieved to find out that I'm bleeding out of my butthole.

kfad · **Posted:** Mon Jul 09, 2012 10:13 am

He is just a really bony vagina.

kfad · **Posted:** Mon Jul 09, 2012 3:23 pm

Snow Wanker and the other Wankers and Chris Hemsworth.

kfad · **Posted:** Fri Jul 13, 2012 12:27 am

What if you used a vibrator to power a car?

choirqueer · **Posted:** Wed Jul 18, 2012 3:44 pm

Dude, you're not supposed to put cayenne on your balls! And then you're really not supposed to put your balls in the chana masala.

Pi_Face · **Posted:** Wed Jul 18, 2012 4:03 pm

I pulled my tampon out so hard my vagina came with it.

joshua · **Posted:** Mon Jul 23, 2012 12:13 pm

"every time I look up it's poos"

joshua · **Posted:** Tue Jul 24, 2012 7:32 pm

butt humming

booberthefraggle · **Posted:** Thu Jul 26, 2012 10:03 pm

social anxiety can suck a giant sour dick

choirqueer · **Posted:** Thu Jul 26, 2012 10:48 pm

Ohhhh baby, I would have greased ukulele for you!

choirqueer · **Posted:** Wed Aug 01, 2012 10:30 pm

Boober, why are you smelling Josh's balls?

choirqueer · **Posted:** Wed Aug 01, 2012 10:45 pm

Don't hit me with your dong helmet.

Pi_Face · **Posted:** Thu Aug 02, 2012 1:48 pm

All the boobs.

kfad · **Posted:** Wed Aug 08, 2012 9:10 pm

Turn on, you slut berry.

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