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Well, would you?
Yes 58%  58%  [ 33 ]
No 42%  42%  [ 24 ]
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 Post subject: Would you have sex with Ron Swanson?
PostPosted: Wed Jul 11, 2012 10:52 pm 
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So, would you have sex with Ron Swanson (or the actor that plays Ron Swanson)?


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If it got me closer to Aubrey Plaza, I would.

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 Post subject: Re: Would you have sex with Ron Swanson?
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Nope. But I'd talk shop and whiskey.

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Who's Ron Swanson?


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I dont know who that is, but Id probably have sex with Mick Ronson

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 Post subject: Re: Would you have sex with Ron Swanson?
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Adam Crisis wrote:
I dont know who that is, but Id probably have sex with Mick Ronson


Or would Mick Ronson have sex with YOU?

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 Post subject: Re: Would you have sex with Ron Swanson?
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Adam Crisis wrote:
I dont know who that is, but Id probably have sex with Mick Ronson


Or would Mick Ronson have sex with YOU?


Well considering he's a corpse he doesn't have much of a say in the matter. And even if he has a problem, his rotting mouth socket is gonna be full of something!

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 Post subject: Re: Would you have sex with Ron Swanson?
PostPosted: Thu Jul 12, 2012 1:38 am 
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I imagine he smells like sweat and wood shavings. So hot.


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 Post subject: Re: Would you have sex with Ron Swanson?
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Ron Swanson is a pretty fantastic character, and I would love to go canoing with him, and follow him around all day... but sex? nope, no way, nada. Leslie, all the way. What a winner. She'd probably know where to get the best vegan waffles, make love letter collages, and like to hold hands. Plus, any woman that makes awkward Eleanor Roosevelt jokes will forever have my heart.


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 Post subject: Re: Would you have sex with Ron Swanson?
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Adam Crisis wrote:
solipsistnation wrote:
Adam Crisis wrote:
I dont know who that is, but Id probably have sex with Mick Ronson


Or would Mick Ronson have sex with YOU?


Well considering he's a corpse he doesn't have much of a say in the matter. And even if he has a problem, his rotting mouth socket is gonna be full of something!


Yeah, sexin' up zombies seems like a bad idea.

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 Post subject: Re: Would you have sex with Ron Swanson?
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 Post subject: Re: Would you have sex with Ron Swanson?
PostPosted: Thu Jul 12, 2012 10:37 am 
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I'd give him enough meat to turn him vegan, nomesayin'

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 Post subject: Re: Would you have sex with Ron Swanson?
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I voted no, only because Ron Swanson has always reminded me of my dad, and that's gross. I do, however, fully endorse everyone else sleeping with him.

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 Post subject: Re: Would you have sex with Ron Swanson?
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I'm not allowed to have sex with libertarians.

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 Post subject: Re: Would you have sex with Ron Swanson?
PostPosted: Thu Jul 12, 2012 1:36 pm 
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He had me at "For what it's worth, you would make an incredible brunette." My favorite line.

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 Post subject: Re: Would you have sex with Ron Swanson?
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Like you even had to ask.

Besides, in real life, Nick Offerman is a total fox:
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 Post subject: Re: Would you have sex with Ron Swanson?
PostPosted: Thu Jul 12, 2012 2:33 pm 
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Naw. He looks like an uncle. And that's creepy.

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I still dont know who he is, but google image came up with this

I wish I had enough chest hair to make a chest moustache


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elouise wrote:
Like you even had to ask.

Besides, in real life, Nick Offerman is a total fox:
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Holy shiitake. I was actually a 'no' vote, but I've thouroughly changed my ways now. Thouroughly.

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 Post subject: Re: Would you have sex with Ron Swanson?
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I don't believe so, but I sure as hell would do a woodworking project with him.

http://offermanwoodshop.com/

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 Post subject: Re: Would you have sex with Ron Swanson?
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I don't believe so, but I sure as hell would do a woodworking project with him.

http://offermanwoodshop.com/



Thats awesome! I agree, but would like to add that I would totally have sex with their cute manager Lee.


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 Post subject: Re: Would you have sex with Ron Swanson?
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elouise wrote:
Like you even had to ask.

Besides, in real life, Nick Offerman is a total fox:
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Ok, this picture makes me think yes even if it didn't get me closer to Aubrey Plaza.

But I mean. Would it get me closer to Aubrey Plaza?

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