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starrynight87
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Post subject: Re: Would you have sex with Ron Swanson?  Posted: Thu Jul 12, 2012 7:18 pm |
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Adam Crisis wrote: I still dont know who he is, but google image came up with this I wish I had enough chest hair to make a chest moustache  That picture really does say it all. But no. I find men like that to be kind of gross. . . . However there are others on the show that I wouldn't mind, ifyouknowwhatI'msayin.
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Post subject: Re: Would you have sex with Ron Swanson? Posted: Thu Jul 12, 2012 7:44 pm |
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super no. not my type at all! but obviously a lot of people's type.
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Fee
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Post subject: Re: Would you have sex with Ron Swanson? Posted: Thu Jul 12, 2012 8:00 pm |
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Probably. After like hanging out in the same small group of mutual friends for two years one night where we both get too drunk and he makes the first three moves and I get caught up in the flattery and lingering thoughts that it might be years before I ever get the opportunity to have sex again. And in the morning I get up and leave before he even wakes up even though we were at my house and he might steal shiitake, it's better than awkward morning after exchanges where I try to avoid the obvious and he tries to not be as awkward as me. Plus I'll be hungry and I can't eat in front of strangers.
And I don't know who he is.
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Post subject: Re: Would you have sex with Ron Swanson? Posted: Thu Jul 12, 2012 8:01 pm |
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without question.
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Drossie
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Post subject: Re: Would you have sex with Ron Swanson? Posted: Thu Jul 12, 2012 9:10 pm |
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Not my type at all, physically... but I probably would.
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Little My
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Post subject: Re: Would you have sex with Ron Swanson? Posted: Thu Jul 12, 2012 10:03 pm |
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How about a threesome with Ron and Leslie?
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strawberryrock
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Post subject: Re: Would you have sex with Ron Swanson? Posted: Thu Jul 12, 2012 10:06 pm |
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Little My wrote: How about a threesome with Ron and Leslie? Yes.
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littlebear
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Post subject: Re: Would you have sex with Ron Swanson? Posted: Thu Jul 12, 2012 10:24 pm |
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strawberryrock wrote: Little My wrote: How about a threesome with Ron and Leslie? Yes. I think my favorite part of this thread is that basically you will have sex with anyone on Parks and Rec, especially if it gets you closer to Aubrey Plaza
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Post subject: Re: Would you have sex with Ron Swanson? Posted: Thu Jul 12, 2012 10:50 pm |
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Threesome with Ron and Tammy!!!
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strawberryrock
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Post subject: Re: Would you have sex with Ron Swanson? Posted: Thu Jul 12, 2012 10:52 pm |
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littlebear wrote: strawberryrock wrote: Little My wrote: How about a threesome with Ron and Leslie? Yes. I think my favorite part of this thread is that basically you will have sex with anyone on Parks and Rec, especially if it gets you closer to Aubrey Plaza First, I love Parks and Rec. Second, I would do ANYTHING for Aubrey Plaza. Edited for important picture. 
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littlebear
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Post subject: Re: Would you have sex with Ron Swanson? Posted: Thu Jul 12, 2012 10:56 pm |
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strawberryrock wrote: littlebear wrote: strawberryrock wrote:
Yes.
I think my favorite part of this thread is that basically you will have sex with anyone on Parks and Rec, especially if it gets you closer to Aubrey Plaza First, I love Parks and Rec. Second, I would do ANYTHING for Aubrey Plaza. Edited for important picture. We will get along just fine if we move to Portland.
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strawberryrock
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Post subject: Re: Would you have sex with Ron Swanson? Posted: Thu Jul 12, 2012 11:00 pm |
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The picture disappeared! It was very important. Here it is again. 
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strawberryrock
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Post subject: Re: Would you have sex with Ron Swanson? Posted: Thu Jul 12, 2012 11:01 pm |
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littlebear wrote: We will get along just fine if we move to Portland. Is this a real possibility? Would you let me borrow your baby?
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littlebear
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Post subject: Re: Would you have sex with Ron Swanson? Posted: Thu Jul 12, 2012 11:05 pm |
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strawberryrock wrote: littlebear wrote: We will get along just fine if we move to Portland. Is this a real possibility? Would you let me borrow your baby? Yes and yes!
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strawberryrock
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Post subject: Re: Would you have sex with Ron Swanson? Posted: Thu Jul 12, 2012 11:26 pm |
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littlebear wrote: strawberryrock wrote: littlebear wrote: We will get along just fine if we move to Portland. Is this a real possibility? Would you let me borrow your baby? Yes and yes! The one thing I would not do for Aubrey Plaza is harm a baby, by the way.
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Post subject: Re: Would you have sex with Ron Swanson? Posted: Thu Jul 12, 2012 11:29 pm |
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He actually is my "type," though I've never dated and only rarely forked anyone who is.
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Post subject: Re: Would you have sex with Ron Swanson? Posted: Thu Jul 12, 2012 11:54 pm |
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strawberryrock wrote: The one thing I would not do for Aubrey Plaza is harm a baby, by the way. This has me in fits of giggles so I am sigging it. Also, should you get close to Aubrey Plaza and somehow manage to steal those striped shorts... I think we can come up with an arrangement.
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ashley
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Post subject: Re: Would you have sex with Ron Swanson? Posted: Fri Jul 13, 2012 12:10 am |
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I thought about this for several minutes. I decided no.
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Post subject: Re: Would you have sex with Ron Swanson? Posted: Fri Jul 13, 2012 12:25 am |
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I have also given this serious thought. I have decided yes.
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Post subject: Re: Would you have sex with Ron Swanson? Posted: Fri Jul 13, 2012 4:15 am |
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Post subject: Re: Would you have sex with Ron Swanson? Posted: Fri Jul 13, 2012 4:28 pm |
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I am so in love with this thread. Except I don't get the whole Audrey thing. I support you in your Audrey love, though.
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elouise
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Post subject: Re: Would you have sex with Ron Swanson? Posted: Fri Jul 13, 2012 4:37 pm |
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Definitely no to a Ron/Leslie threesome, because I am against those two getting together. Their relationship is adorably, sweetly platonic, and it needs to stay that way.
But I would have threesomes with: Ron and Tammy 1 or 2, Ann and Chris, Tom and Donna, Leslie and Ben, Leslie and Dave, or Andy and April. And various combinations therein.
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Post subject: Re: Would you have sex with Ron Swanson? Posted: Sat Jul 14, 2012 12:16 pm |
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elouise wrote: Definitely no to a Ron/Leslie threesome, because I am against those two getting together. Their relationship is adorably, sweetly platonic, and it needs to stay that way.
But I would have threesomes with: Ron and Tammy 1 or 2, Ann and Chris, Tom and Donna, Leslie and Ben, Leslie and Dave, or Andy and April. And various combinations therein. Ron/Ben/April/Andy fivesome (is it a straight up orgy at this point?) would be my pick. With DJ Roomba bringing the mood music.
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Post subject: Re: Would you have sex with Ron Swanson? Posted: Sat Jul 14, 2012 7:23 pm |
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Post subject: Re: Would you have sex with Ron Swanson? Posted: Sun Jul 15, 2012 8:06 pm |
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elouise wrote: Definitely no to a Ron/Leslie threesome, because I am against those two getting together. Their relationship is adorably, sweetly platonic, and it needs to stay that way.
But I would have threesomes with: Ron and Tammy 1 or 2, Ann and Chris, Tom and Donna, Leslie and Ben, Leslie and Dave, or Andy and April. And various combinations therein. actually, this is a more accurate answer. parks and rec cast sexy mix up.
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