The poop thread!

mrsbadmouth · **Posted:** Fri Jun 08, 2012 10:50 pm

Guys get to pee standing up, we get to massage out stubborn poops.

fezza · **Joined:** Wed Oct 20, 2010 1:17 pm **Posts:** 5324

bodhi wrote:

Tofulish wrote:

mrsbadmouth wrote:

There is very little space between your vagina and your anus. That's why women poop during birth!

Intelligent design, my asparagus.

Ha, yes. But even knowing that these parts are so close together, who decided to shove their fingers in to prod out a poop? Crazy!

Midwives? Proctologists? Butt sexers?

j-dub · **Posted:** Sat Jun 09, 2012 4:46 am

So I've been having awful stomach issues, blah blah blah, but what I've noticed lately, is that when my stomach is really acting up, my poop smells like burnt rubber. Which is...alarming. Any ideas?

Pi_Face · **Posted:** Sat Jun 09, 2012 4:37 pm

Re: Vagina poops- The fork have I just read?

ijustdiedinside · **Joined:** Sun Sep 05, 2010 8:43 pm **Posts:** 8684

mrsbadmouth wrote:

Have you guys never noticed during a really big poop that it pushes against your vaginal wall? It's really noticeable if you have a diva cup, sometimes I worry that a big poop will push my cup out. There is very little space between your vagina and your anus. That's why women poop during birth!

/The More You Know

I never poop with my diva cup in or a tampon because it feels like it's pushing it out! freaks me right now.

Tzippy · **Posted:** Sat Jun 09, 2012 5:46 pm

teddyplanet wrote:

Tofulish wrote:

NO!!!!! WHUTTTT!!!!

I kid you not, I saw on Reddit the other day and actually asked my mom about it...she confirmed.

Is your mom a medical professional or did you just ask her out of curiosity? Just wondering...

crowderpea · **Posted:** Sat Jun 09, 2012 7:14 pm

I pooped in my Diva cup.

(Okay, not really. But I've been dying to use that sentence again.)

Beanitarian · **Joined:** Sun Jan 16, 2011 6:40 pm **Posts:** 790

paprikapapaya wrote:

what? Is it for people who are constipated or are people just doing it for fun?

Generally it's for people who have pelvic floor dysfunction. I suppose some might do it for fun, though. People are entertained by the weirdest things.

teddyplanet · **Posted:** Sun Jun 10, 2012 12:47 am

Tzippy wrote:

Is your mom a medical professional or did you just ask her out of curiosity? Just wondering...

Just out of curiosity, I don't mean to say she confirmed it for everyone! But when I told her she just sort of shrugged and said "...well yeah...I've done that before."
What a useful little quirk. I'm still waiting on a difficult turd to try this out for myself. TMI? Oh well.

fezza · **Joined:** Wed Oct 20, 2010 1:17 pm **Posts:** 5324

teddyplanet wrote:

I'm still waiting on a difficult turd to try this out for myself. TMI? Oh well.

I... I... love you.

8ball · **Posted:** Sun Jun 10, 2012 1:47 pm

teddyplanet wrote:

I'm still waiting on a difficult turd to try this out for myself. TMI? Oh well.

Me too. I had some really bad codeine related constipation a few years back and wish I'd known about this at the time. I could've cut an hour out of my toilet time.

Almonds make lots of poo!

bexsa · **Joined:** Thu Jan 06, 2011 4:32 pm **Posts:** 145

I've given birth to four kids (three over 9lbs) and totally messed up my vagina. I mean it still works, but I've had surgery to fix my bladder. If the wall of the vagina weakens, other organs can prolapse into it. My bladder prolapsed causing incontinence. If your rectum prolapses, then you might have to use your fingers to push it in the right place to even be able to poop. I'm so glad this wasn't my problem. Oh and I was only 35 when I had to have surgery. My doctor told me my vagina was a virgin after the surgery. I'm not sure he knows what that word means.

rachell37 · **Posted:** Tue Jun 12, 2012 2:23 pm

I'm convinced that slimming pantyhose gave me the trots today. Those things always make me gassier than usual.

peanut · **Joined:** Fri Dec 09, 2011 1:59 pm **Posts:** 173

rachell37 wrote:

I'm convinced that slimming pantyhose gave me the trots today. Those things always make me gassier than usual.

This made me snort!

mrsbadmouth · **Posted:** Tue Jun 12, 2012 9:09 pm

8ball wrote:

teddyplanet wrote:

I'm still waiting on a difficult turd to try this out for myself. TMI? Oh well.

Me too. I had some really bad codeine related constipation a few years back and wish I'd known about this at the time. I could've cut an hour out of my toilet time.

When I was about 10 or 11, I had the widest, hardest, most stubborn poop that would not come out. I wish I had known about pushing in my vagina, I debated between calling for my mom or trying to prod it out with q-tips.

I can't decide which of those choices is less embarrassing.

j-dub · **Posted:** Tue Jun 12, 2012 11:08 pm

Which one did you end up going with?

VanillaDoe · **Posted:** Mon Jul 02, 2012 6:16 pm

Thought I'd revive this thread a bit.
Been having perhaps too many toilet trips now. (totally gone in the opposite direction of my previous problem!) Everytime I go to the toilet just for a wee, my bowel will be like... "well... while were here.. might as well". And thats amounting to alot!
Also, I'm getting a little annoyed but it takes so much time, not to poop, but just to wipe. I have to wipe like 10 times with paper and maybe throw in a wet wipe or two. I need to leave with a sparkling clean anus though, none of that "....eh.. close enough" crepe.
Poor parents, I'm going through their loo roll like theres no tomorow.

joshua · **Posted:** Mon Jul 02, 2012 6:23 pm

VanillaDoe wrote:

none of that "....eh.. close enough" crepe.

heh.

fezza · **Joined:** Wed Oct 20, 2010 1:17 pm **Posts:** 5324

joshua wrote:

VanillaDoe wrote:

none of that "....eh.. close enough" crepe.

heh.

+1 heh.

allularpunk · **Posted:** Wed Aug 01, 2012 9:11 am

Ahem. I just wanted everyone to know that the whole pushing your poop out (if you have a vagina) thing works.

(Having been constipated for 4 days now [ate a giant platter of white pasta with white bread, something I never do, at work, and it ruined me and my sensitive system], I turned to the PPK, where I just knew I would find an answer. It hasn't alleviated the entire problem [the poop has to be down pretty low in order to...get a grip?], but once I get home from work later, I'm going to try again. Welcome back to the PPK, Allularpunk.)

fezza · **Joined:** Wed Oct 20, 2010 1:17 pm **Posts:** 5324

An outstanding return!

joyfulgirl · **Posted:** Wed Aug 01, 2012 9:27 am

I just came in here to announce that I had a really fantastic poop just now. It was really just perfect. But now I want a stubborn one to try the vaginal pushing method.

fezza · **Joined:** Wed Oct 20, 2010 1:17 pm **Posts:** 5324

Thanks to a probable mild allergy/high sensitivity to all the pineapple I've been eating over the past two months I've done nothing but poop lately. I kinda want to see if the thumb thing works in reverse right now.

solipsistnation · **Posted:** Wed Aug 01, 2012 9:38 am

On Monday for dinner I ate some macaroni and Amy's veggie chili.

Tuesday morning I pooped three times within half an hour of getting out of bed, and not little tiny bathroomings either-- three full-sized standard poop events. It was incredible. I should have weighed myself when I got up and when I was done. Good thing I have new magazines in there...

allularpunk · **Posted:** Wed Aug 01, 2012 2:49 pm

fezza wrote:

An outstanding return!

*curtsies*

(note to self to buy pineapple.)

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