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 Post subject: Re: The poop thread!
PostPosted: Thu Aug 02, 2012 7:51 am 
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Anxiety shiitakes


I hate this. Any solutions besides running away, witness protection, covering ears and singing lalala?

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 Post subject: Re: The poop thread!
PostPosted: Sun Aug 12, 2012 12:56 pm 
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Today I created an epically long poop. It was easily the length of my forearm. The desire to document was strong, but even I have overshare limits.

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 Post subject: Re: The poop thread!
PostPosted: Sun Aug 12, 2012 10:02 pm 
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But.... but it's the PPK!

Also, I came here to share that lately my average is 4-5 good poops/day. So satisfying!

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 Post subject: Re: The poop thread!
PostPosted: Mon Aug 13, 2012 1:03 am 
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For the past two (maybe almost three) weeks, I've had really loose poos, sometimes (mostly) not even remotely, er, together. And they smell more than they normally do. I'm starting to worry, but part of me is really confused because, I can pretty much remember the exact day it all started, the first day of all this break-up, life stuff. And I've been pretty depressed, therefor have different eating habits. But I don't think I'm eating too badly. Just less meals, more grazing. Oh and I'm pooing more often than normal too.

Okay so here's the thing, I'll see a doctor about it eventually sure. But I feel like I would want to be armed with more attempts to combat this, so the trip isn't wasted by them suggesting I try something obvious. So, anyone know of what might help firm up poos? Is it more fiber? Or doesn't fiber loosen poos? Bigger/normal dinners? I don't think mentally I'm up for that actually, but yeah. Blah!

P.S., I don't feel any indigestion at all.

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 Post subject: Re: The poop thread!
PostPosted: Mon Aug 13, 2012 1:30 am 
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Stress, anxiety and heartbreak can do crazy things to the body. I wouldn't be worried at this point, just try to be good to yourself. Treat yourself with as much gentleness and care as you would give a beloved friend in this situation.

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 Post subject: Re: The poop thread!
PostPosted: Mon Aug 13, 2012 2:45 am 
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mrsbadmouth wrote:
Today I created an epically long poop. It was easily the length of my forearm. The desire to document was strong, but even I have overshare limits.


I had one of those the other day... too bad one cannot show these to others. haha!


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 Post subject: Re: The poop thread!
PostPosted: Mon Aug 13, 2012 6:07 am 
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j-dub wrote:
Stress, anxiety and heartbreak can do crazy things to the body. I wouldn't be worried at this point, just try to be good to yourself. Treat yourself with as much gentleness and care as you would give a beloved friend in this situation.


Yes to this! Eating is good if you can manage it, and please just be tender with yourself when you can.
Also, Mars, I always remember that Ani Difranco lyric in these situations, "I was cramped up/shitting rivers for weeks/trying to pretend I was/finally free"..... proof that heartbreak can do full-on things to the body.

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 Post subject: Re: The poop thread!
PostPosted: Mon Aug 13, 2012 7:01 am 
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gunk wrote:
j-dub wrote:
Stress, anxiety and heartbreak can do crazy things to the body. I wouldn't be worried at this point, just try to be good to yourself. Treat yourself with as much gentleness and care as you would give a beloved friend in this situation.


Yes to this! Eating is good if you can manage it, and please just be tender with yourself when you can.
Also, Mars, I always remember that Ani Difranco lyric in these situations, "I was cramped up/shitting rivers for weeks/trying to pretend I was/finally free"..... proof that heartbreak can do full-on things to the body.


Thirding what's being said. If I'm particularly sad/depressed/angry/upset whatever, it definitely has an effect on my body. If when you start feeling more on an equilibrium or better or whatever emotionally and this doesn't change back, that's when I'd start worrying.

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 Post subject: Re: The poop thread!
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I got some great mileage today out of the beetroot I had last night

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 Post subject: Re: The poop thread!
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Today is the best day of my pooping life.

I'll give you a hint. I've been eating a lot of purple cabbage soup.

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 Post subject: Re: The poop thread!
PostPosted: Sun Oct 21, 2012 1:44 am 
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I just experienced the elusive "no wipe".

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 Post subject: Re: The poop thread!
PostPosted: Sun Oct 21, 2012 3:20 am 
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lepelaar wrote:
I just experienced the elusive "no wipe".


the perfect poop. congratulations!

I've had too many poops today and an upset stomach. I think it's PMS related.

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 Post subject: Re: The poop thread!
PostPosted: Mon Oct 22, 2012 12:10 pm 
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bunniee wrote:
lepelaar wrote:
I just experienced the elusive "no wipe".


the perfect poop. congratulations!

I've had too many poops today and an upset stomach. I think it's PMS related.


Hehe... when I told my partner about my experience (yep, we talk poop), he said "Congratulations! You're the fifth Cylon."

And ugh, I've had the premenstrual poop-a-palooza with attendant upset stomach. No fun. Hope you're feeling better today, bunniee.

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 Post subject: Re: The poop thread!
PostPosted: Mon Oct 22, 2012 12:23 pm 
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Aw, when I try to talk to Brian about my poops he just gets this really screwed up look on his face.

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 Post subject: Re: The poop thread!
PostPosted: Mon Oct 22, 2012 12:43 pm 
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Wait, don't you have to pass some poop-talk test before becoming a mod? I'm starting to doubt Brian's PPK mod credentials now.

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 Post subject: Re: The poop thread!
PostPosted: Sat Oct 27, 2012 10:42 am 
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I thought people here would like this:

at a work training event we were discussing continence and someone raised his hand asked if it was normal to need to rush to the toilet to poo every time after sex. He was not asking on behalf of a client.


Also, at work, a client had an extremely, unbelievabley large bowel movement and the member of staff who was helping her went to the other end of the building to get another member of staff to marvel at its hugeness.
Saying that sounds like breach of privacy. Hopefully PPK can relate though? (and this person does need bowels monitered.)


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 Post subject: Re: The poop thread!
PostPosted: Thu Nov 01, 2012 8:34 pm 
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Ugh, I'm having very unhappy poop. Think I caught some kind of stomach bug. I'm really REALLY grateful that the explosive bowels didn't start until after the plumbing was fixed, because I do not know what I would have done if I had the shiitakes while the toilets were out of commission. I don't even want to think about it.


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 Post subject: Re: The poop thread!
PostPosted: Mon Nov 19, 2012 4:56 pm 
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Normally my pre-period poop is loose.

I'm pre-periody right now, and I just had the best, no-wipe, nicely formed poop ever! I think it has to do with the fact that I ate really well yesterday. I'm expecting my flow to begin any second now, but wow. I'll have to do it like this more often.


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 Post subject: Re: The poop thread!
PostPosted: Mon Nov 19, 2012 5:41 pm 
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No "poop" but total abdominal discomfort on Sat because i had to so bad, and my guy was hanging out at my place. I know everyone poops, but im not ready to share that "special" part of my life w/him yet.


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PostPosted: Mon Nov 19, 2012 11:05 pm 
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I pooped today! It was pretty awesome. This seems to be the direct result of tons of veggies.


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 Post subject: Re: The poop thread!
PostPosted: Mon Nov 19, 2012 11:10 pm 
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I wish I would poop. I have heart burn, gas, and i'm so bloated that I think i'm having a gas baby.

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 Post subject: Re: The poop thread!
PostPosted: Fri Nov 23, 2012 2:38 pm 
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At last, a place where I can overshare and not be judged for it!

Prevegan I had constant dihorreah, an unfortunate side effect af a few months of slimming pills my doctor decided I needed to take. Well, after I stopped taking them, just flat out refused because of how many times a day I was going (double figures a day), I still had the runs.

I went Vegan, and had my first real poop in months. I got to decide when to have it! It had actual substance!


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PostPosted: Sat Nov 24, 2012 10:42 pm 
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That picture is making me snort like an idiot. I love it.

Also, the poop situation here is a little sad. Things are not moving fast enough.


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