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 Post subject: Re: Bible Life Ministries who funds this this anti veg group
PostPosted: Thu Aug 16, 2012 7:51 am 
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I am loving the details in the "Little Miss Vegan College Coed" story.

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In her sophomore year she began to develop the first negative symptom on her new vegan diet. She missed a menstrual period. She knew she couldn't be pregnant because she had broken up with her boyfriend two months previously. He was a jerk anyway. They had a big fight because he had eaten a bacon cheeseburger and an apple that was not organic. Good riddance. He will be dead soon anyway from heart disease and cancer.

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 Post subject: Re: Bible Life Ministries who funds this this anti veg group
PostPosted: Thu Aug 16, 2012 9:17 am 
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His death is eminent.


Someone get this man a dictionary, please. He uses this at least twice.


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PostPosted: Thu Aug 16, 2012 9:40 am 
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 Post subject: Re: Bible Life Ministries who funds this this anti veg group
PostPosted: Thu Aug 16, 2012 10:02 am 
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I definitely call Poe's Law on this one.

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 Post subject: Re: Bible Life Ministries who funds this this anti veg group
PostPosted: Thu Aug 16, 2012 10:21 am 
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The scientific design of the human body is held within very tight restraints.

Kinky.

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 Post subject: Re: Bible Life Ministries who funds this this anti veg group
PostPosted: Thu Aug 16, 2012 11:05 am 
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Oh, my god. This explains so much - including why I feel so "dirty inside"!

"The fact that the vegetarian diet turns men into homosexuals is very easy to prove. Simply go to a gay rally and shout this into the microphone, 'If you are gay and a vegetarian, please raise your hand!' Repeat once again to make sure most of them heard it. You will quickly see all the hands go up."

(And there goes my afternoon - damn/bless you, Sophiagrt!)

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 Post subject: Re: Bible Life Ministries who funds this this anti veg group
PostPosted: Thu Aug 16, 2012 11:17 am 
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The vegan diet causes women to become domineering and obsessive compulsive controllers. They are always ready for a fight and look upon normal, submissive women in disgust. These vegan women like the wussie, vegan males because they enjoy bossing them around. Overbearing vegan women treat the vegan males in their lives like children, and the males accept it. Sick!


Wait. I thought we were all lesbians due to our non-existant sex drives, what are we doing bossing around wussie gay men?

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 Post subject: Re: Bible Life Ministries who funds this this anti veg group
PostPosted: Thu Aug 16, 2012 11:24 am 
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strawberryrock wrote:
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The vegan diet causes women to become domineering and obsessive compulsive controllers. They are always ready for a fight and look upon normal, submissive women in disgust. These vegan women like the wussie, vegan males because they enjoy bossing them around. Overbearing vegan women treat the vegan males in their lives like children, and the males accept it. Sick!


Wait. I thought we were all lesbians due to our non-existant sex drives, what are we doing bossing around wussie gay men?
Don't question science, dear - it makes you look like a domineering and obsessive compulsive controller instead of a normal, submissive woman. Now go make some bacon for your man (and while you're at it, fry some up for your own domineering quasi-lesbian self)!

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 Post subject: Re: Bible Life Ministries who funds this this anti veg group
PostPosted: Thu Aug 16, 2012 12:34 pm 
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To support this website just place 1 or 2 dollars in an envelope and send it to:

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 Post subject: Re: Bible Life Ministries who funds this this anti veg group
PostPosted: Thu Aug 16, 2012 2:10 pm 
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Given the quality of this site & the information within, I would venture to guess that nobody funds this group.


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 Post subject: Re: Bible Life Ministries who funds this this anti veg group
PostPosted: Thu Aug 16, 2012 2:11 pm 
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I just mailed in my $2.

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 Post subject: Re: Bible Life Ministries who funds this this anti veg group
PostPosted: Thu Aug 16, 2012 2:54 pm 
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Desdemona wrote:
Maggie Muggins wrote:
Wait. I thought we were all lesbians due to our non-existant sex drives, what are we doing bossing around wussie gay men?
Don't question science, dear - it makes you look like a domineering and obsessive compulsive controller instead of a normal, submissive woman. Now go make some bacon for your man (and while you're at it, fry some up for your own domineering quasi-lesbian self)!


Silly me, I've obviously been brainwashed with all that vegetarian propaganda, either that or I've gone crazy with all my deficiencies .

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 Post subject: Re: Bible Life Ministries who funds this this anti veg group
PostPosted: Thu Aug 16, 2012 8:20 pm 
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I wonder if all non-white people know they can instantly have pink skin if they just eat some red meat...

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 Post subject: Re: Bible Life Ministries who funds this this anti veg group
PostPosted: Fri Aug 17, 2012 8:39 am 
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I wonder if all non-white people know they can instantly have pink skin if they just eat some red meat...
Sssshhhh - that's supposed to be our little Caucasian secret!

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 Post subject: Re: Bible Life Ministries who funds this this anti veg group
PostPosted: Fri Aug 17, 2012 12:46 pm 
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I definitely call Poe's Law on this one.

yeah, either that or he's the ex-boyfriend who ate the bacon cheeseburger and non-organic apple and made this site because he's bitter.

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 Post subject: Re: Bible Life Ministries who funds this this anti veg group
PostPosted: Tue Aug 21, 2012 8:31 pm 
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Vegetarianism is a religion, the worship of animals.


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The Vegetarian Diet Can Cause Dumb and Diseased Children

. . . except many autistic children are put on dairy-free diets. Also, calling them dumb and diseased? That's harsh.

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She's stopped being a vegetarian (yay!), cut way back on the jogging, got her period back (after 8 months!) and her bowels seem better too.
So we're not supposed to exercise either?


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in fact they cannot be produced without the application of insecticides. Apples are a good example. Those beautiful worm-free organic apples in the supermarket are a fraud. Apples cannot be grown without worm infestations. The opposite is true of other fruits and vegetables that are normally grown without any pesticides. These are naturally organic, and charging a higher price for the organic label is fraud.
So how the fork did they grow apples 100 years ago?

I love how they talk about the tomato salmonella scare and the spinach e coli scare as a reason NOT to eat vegetables . . . when we all know that that is traced to factory farming.

I'm kind of tempted to send him monopoly money.


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 Post subject: Re: Bible Life Ministries who funds this this anti veg group
PostPosted: Tue Aug 21, 2012 8:38 pm 
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She's stopped being a vegetarian (yay!), cut way back on the jogging, got her period back (after 8 months!) and her bowels seem better too.
So we're not supposed to exercise either?
Hellz no! We're supposed to show how much we love JEE-zus by eating at Chik-Fil-A and getting the type 2 diabeetis. You must be some sort of Muslim commie not to know that!

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Hellz no! We're supposed to show how much we love JEE-zus by eating at Chik-Fil-A and getting the type 2 diabeetis. You must be some sort of Muslim commie not to know that!


But vegetarians are just begging for type 2 diabetes!
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The vegetarian diet will not prevent diabetes but is most likely a contributing fact. The vegetarian diet is always a high-carbohydrate diet that leads to an increased risk of diabetes.


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 Post subject: Re: Bible Life Ministries who funds this this anti veg group
PostPosted: Tue Jan 01, 2013 5:07 pm 
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I was sure this had to be the longest, worst joke ever. I especially loved this quote: " If you eat a lot of vegetables your baby will be a vegetable. Vegetarians are at high risk for having a baby with autism. Women are so severely brainwashed that they attack the scientific facts presented here."
Yes. I ate vegetables when I was pregnant. That's why I'm now the proud mother of a turnip, a head of romaine, and cauliflower. It's a "scientific fact."


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 Post subject: Re: Bible Life Ministries who funds this this anti veg group
PostPosted: Wed Jan 02, 2013 11:37 am 
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I like the phrasing there - 'Limit dairy (1/2 servings/day)' - that's certainly different from the phrasing used by some other sources...


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