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 Post subject: Re: A thread not about the sex that some of us aren't having
PostPosted: Tue Aug 07, 2012 9:43 pm 
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I am probably on the unusual side but I am pretty shy plus at the age of 17 I was caring for my uncle who was dying of AIDS. I was scared of becoming intimate, contracting an STD and getting pregnant. I didn't have any sexual contact with anyone until I was 29. I would break up with guys when we were getting too close prior to that point. When I did, I figured out that intimacy and emotions were strongly tied for me. I have no regrets about my sexual choices and I'm actually glad for the choices I have made. Although admittedly I don't take my own advice here but you don't need a sexual partner to fulfill your sexual needs. It definitely is something you can explore on your own until you are ready.

I really wouldn't worry about lack of sexual experiences. Definitely talk to any potential partners about STDs and the use of protection. My advice is don't rush into things too quickly.

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 Post subject: Re: A thread not about the sex that some of us aren't having
PostPosted: Thu Aug 09, 2012 5:35 am 
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So, so true. I'd rather sort a kilo of rice into size categories by millimeter than have bad sex. Abstinence is better than bad or mediocre sex.

Oh my, no! Oh Lardfat, bad and mediocre sex is still at least another naked human with you! (obviously by bad I think we're talking awkward and unsatisfying, not like, cruel and not okay in that way)

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 Post subject: Re: A thread not about the sex that some of us aren't having
PostPosted: Thu Aug 09, 2012 9:59 am 
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Mars wrote:
8ball wrote:
So, so true. I'd rather sort a kilo of rice into size categories by millimeter than have bad sex. Abstinence is better than bad or mediocre sex.

Oh my, no! Oh Lardfat, bad and mediocre sex is still at least another naked human with you! (obviously by bad I think we're talking awkward and unsatisfying, not like, cruel and not okay in that way)


Now I'm curious about what Lardfat is a filter for. It is a filter, yes?

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 Post subject: Re: A thread not about the sex that some of us aren't having
PostPosted: Thu Aug 09, 2012 11:04 am 
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Haha no, I just think the filter for Lard is great so I wanted the emphasized version. :)

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 Post subject: Re: A thread not about the sex that some of us aren't having
PostPosted: Thu Aug 09, 2012 6:29 pm 
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I'm a little disappointed that Lardfat is not a new filter, but it's also kind of fabulous. <3

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 Post subject: Re: A thread not about the sex that some of us aren't having
PostPosted: Thu Aug 16, 2012 3:42 pm 
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I give my vote to abstinence rather than mediocre sex! eeeeew!

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 Post subject: Re: A thread not about the sex that some of us aren't having
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I'm on Team Abstinence. I put nuns to shame with my prudishness.

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 Post subject: Re: A thread not about the sex that some of us aren't having
PostPosted: Fri Aug 17, 2012 4:13 pm 
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daisychain wrote:
I'm on Team Abstinence. I put nuns to shame with my prudishness.


Sometimes I wish I was less of a prude, but it just wouldn't be me so I'm going to embrace being a pirate prude.



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 Post subject: Re: A thread not about the sex that some of us aren't having
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My husband broke his hip and pelvis on july 25th. We can't have sex until mid september.

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 Post subject: Re: A thread not about the sex that some of us aren't having
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 Post subject: Re: A thread not about the sex that some of us aren't having
PostPosted: Mon Aug 27, 2012 11:42 am 
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Okay it's time for me to join this thread now. What the heck people?! It's been over a month! Why is this so complicated?!

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 Post subject: Re: A thread not about the sex that some of us aren't having
PostPosted: Mon Aug 27, 2012 11:47 am 
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a MONTH. A MONTH?! GET OUT.

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 Post subject: Re: A thread not about the sex that some of us aren't having
PostPosted: Mon Aug 27, 2012 11:51 am 
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I totally don't think a month is a long time either, though I weirdly enough do not belong in this thread right now.

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 Post subject: Re: A thread not about the sex that some of us aren't having
PostPosted: Mon Aug 27, 2012 12:57 pm 
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But it's actually over a month, and with no prospects! I've been going on little 'date-ish' things with two different guys I met on dating websites, and both are careening towards the 'just friends' route!

Also, the thing that makes this more annoying is the last time I had sex, it... well it wasn't actually that good, however there was something about it that was different than what I had ever had, and basically, ever since then I feel like a crazy person, because it's really all I think about. I mean, I'm actually a little worried about my sanity.

I know, saying 'a month' makes me feel like a bit of a douche, it doesn't seem that long! But it feels so much longer than that!

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 Post subject: Re: A thread not about the sex that some of us aren't having
PostPosted: Mon Aug 27, 2012 1:23 pm 
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PS, this thread is depressing because there's so many really hot people in it. Ya'll should totally be getting laid.

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 Post subject: Re: A thread not about the sex that some of us aren't having
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 Post subject: Re: A thread not about the sex that some of us aren't having
PostPosted: Mon Aug 27, 2012 2:17 pm 
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*Crosses arms and sits down on the floor* NO!

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 Post subject: Re: A thread not about the sex that some of us aren't having
PostPosted: Mon Aug 27, 2012 2:24 pm 
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no, really, mars, imma slap you. you mock our pain.

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 Post subject: Re: A thread not about the sex that some of us aren't having
PostPosted: Mon Aug 27, 2012 2:28 pm 
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You all get gold stars. You're like heroes to me.

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 Post subject: Re: A thread not about the sex that some of us aren't having
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Mars wrote:
Okay it's time for me to join this thread now. What the heck people?! It's been over a month! Why is this so complicated?!


3 flipping years dude.

Granted in that time I was stalked by a psychopath and then sexually assaulted by another.


I wish I had the sex life I have in my dreams. I get up on a gust of wind in my dreams.

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 Post subject: Re: A thread not about the sex that some of us aren't having
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Yeah, I by no means am saying I have it worse than anyone in here. But I'm seeing now how dang complicated it is!

Also I do kind of deserve a slap. But also I'm totally going to throw a tantrum before I leave.

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 Post subject: Re: A thread not about the sex that some of us aren't having
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a sexy tantrum.

i don't even know what that means, but i'm sure it's true.

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 Post subject: Re: A thread not about the sex that some of us aren't having
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Tantrums can be sooooo sexy! Tantrums means you haven't given up hope of getting action!

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 Post subject: Re: A thread not about the sex that some of us aren't having
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Mars wrote:
You all get gold stars. You're like heroes to me.


The hero will be happy to slap you, too :p

(really... it makes me feel even worse) :'(

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 Post subject: Re: A thread not about the sex that some of us aren't having
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Mars wrote:
You all get gold stars. You're like heroes to me.


I don't feel like a hero. It's been over 8 months for me, but that's mostly my fault because I haven't been trying to meet anyone new.

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