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 Post subject: Re: Coconut oil as sex lube
PostPosted: Fri Aug 31, 2012 6:41 pm 
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Giving new meaning to the term busting a nut...

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I also found this winner of a statement "What a yummy way to cure a yeast infection! "

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 Post subject: Re: Coconut oil as sex lube
PostPosted: Fri Aug 31, 2012 6:43 pm 
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Giving new meaning to the term busting a nut...



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 Post subject: Re: Coconut oil as sex lube
PostPosted: Fri Aug 31, 2012 6:57 pm 
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Oh yeahhhhhhhhhh. Heh. Was eyeball deep in end of month paperwork, thinking of sex while trying to do that made my brain not work properly. Welp, looks like I will be slathering coconut oil all over my guys cork!


Awesome. Always glad to help a dude out.

I will expect from him a virtual high-five.

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 Post subject: Re: Coconut oil as sex lube
PostPosted: Fri Aug 31, 2012 7:06 pm 
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VeganFoodRocks wrote:
Oh yeahhhhhhhhhh. Heh. Was eyeball deep in end of month paperwork, thinking of sex while trying to do that made my brain not work properly. Welp, looks like I will be slathering coconut oil all over my guys cork!


Awesome. Always glad to help a dude out.

I will expect from him a virtual high-five.



Ha! I am sure he will be more than pleased to give you a virtual high five! Not that the taste of lube would ever stop me anyways! Except for the tingly kind. Not cool.

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Dude. This thread is a little mind-blowing.

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 Post subject: Re: Coconut oil as sex lube
PostPosted: Fri Aug 31, 2012 7:18 pm 
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Ha! It's making me wish my guy wasn't away for the weekend!

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 Post subject: Re: Coconut oil as sex lube
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It's making me wish my hand was a whole, real person.

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 Post subject: Re: Coconut oil as sex lube
PostPosted: Fri Aug 31, 2012 10:27 pm 
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Dude. This thread is a little mind-blowing.

mind-blowing? wrong vicinity, dude.

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 Post subject: Re: Coconut oil as sex lube
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Mars wrote:
Dude. This thread is a little mind-blowing.

mind-blowing? wrong vicinity, dude.


Men think with their parts, as I have been told by many a vindictive woman.

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 Post subject: Re: Coconut oil as sex lube
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Okay, right, sorry... mind-wanking.

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 Post subject: Re: Coconut oil as sex lube
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It's making me wish my hand was a whole, real person.


may i say again, LE SIGH.


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 Post subject: Re: Coconut oil as sex lube
PostPosted: Sat Sep 01, 2012 10:17 am 
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...a whole, real person attached to your arm, forced to service you at your whim.

"BACK IN MY PANTS HAND MAN."

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 Post subject: Re: Coconut oil as sex lube
PostPosted: Sat Sep 01, 2012 11:04 am 
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It's the only lube I'll use because I'm pretty sure everything else leads to yeasties for me. Yeah not condom safe tho, just get non-latex.


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 Post subject: Re: Coconut oil as sex lube
PostPosted: Sat Sep 01, 2012 12:41 pm 
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Of all the uses for coconut oil I really never thought this would be one of them. The more you know!

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 Post subject: Re: Coconut oil as sex lube
PostPosted: Sat Sep 01, 2012 1:02 pm 
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Wow, I am so doing this. I'll use the virgin stuff (heh) that smells and taste like coconut, yum.

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 Post subject: Re: Coconut oil as sex lube
PostPosted: Sat Sep 01, 2012 3:06 pm 
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Duuuude, I totally want coconut-scented genitals. I need to try this.

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I love the PPK!

Sorry, I have nothing else to add (I'll be in the no-sexin' thread).

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Im going to hopefully try this out tomorrow so I will report back. Because I know everyone loves my reports

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Im going to hopefully try this out tomorrow so I will report back. Because I know everyone loves my reports


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PostPosted: Sun Sep 02, 2012 5:39 pm 
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Adam Crisis wrote:
Im going to hopefully try this out tomorrow so I will report back. Because I know everyone loves my reports


Remember: Pics or it didn't happen.


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 Post subject: Re: Coconut oil as sex lube
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consider me unencouraged...even though I know a bunch of you dirty people would want to see the pics

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NO DON'T ENCOURAGE HIM




this is a quality video though...thank you

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 Post subject: Re: Coconut oil as sex lube
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even though I know a bunch of you dirty people would want to see the pics

Yeah, yep.

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