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 Post subject: Obama is forcing us all to get gay married!
PostPosted: Wed Sep 05, 2012 7:16 am 
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The choice that now confronts me is: where to start? Would it be pushing the envelope to propose to my (female) cat, or should I take it more slowly and start with my sister? Then again, why choose? O, brave new world!

http://www.queerty.com/no-its-not-an-snl-skit-its-a-new-anti-gay-marriage-attack-ad-20120904/

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no, we must start with a very large gay group wedding, just to push the discussion uncomfortably close to the Mormon corner of the table. Extra bonus if we include some preteen girls and one of us claims to be a prophet.

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no, we must start with a very large gay group wedding, just to push the discussion uncomfortably close to the Mormon corner of the table. Extra bonus if we include some preteen girls and one of us claims to be a prophet.
Yes. Too bad the RNC is over; that would have knocked Clint Eastwood's special Alzheimer's moment right off the front page!

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Dammit, and I bet Justin Timberlake get snatched up way before I can get to him.

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Can we please not talk about Justin Timberlake's upcoming nuptials to Jessica Biel? I had been holding out hope that bigamy would become legal, and Ms. Biel would experience a pain-free (and somehow pleasant?) blindness and would run into me at the grocery store, and we'd get to talking and discover how much (?) we have in common, and she would propose to me (!), and it would be a small affair, just family and close friends and my primary wife. Look, it's all just a little too raw for me. Also, while we're not mentioning things, let's not mention Jessica's bangs.

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Can we please not talk about Justin Timberlake's upcoming nuptials to Jessica Biel? I had been holding out hope that bigamy would become legal, and Ms. Biel would experience a pain-free (and somehow pleasant?) blindness and would run into me at the grocery store, and we'd get to talking and discover how much (?) we have in common, and she would propose to me (!), and it would be a small affair, just family and close friends and my primary wife. Look, it's all just a little too raw for me. Also, while we're not mentioning things, let's not mention Jessica's bangs.


Wait, after gay marriage, doesn't bestiality and polygamy become legal next? So you're probably still able to get in good with her if all this goes down...that being said, I think my gay marriage proposal to Justin is going to have to include Jessica.

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 Post subject: Re: Obama is forcing us all to get gay married!
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I'm going to gay marry my dog and cats so I can finally get a tax deduction for those furry layabouts! Or maybe I should just have them declared to be fancy dancy ponies so I can deduct their upkeep.

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alden wrote:
FootFace wrote:
Can we please not talk about Justin Timberlake's upcoming nuptials to Jessica Biel? I had been holding out hope that bigamy would become legal, and Ms. Biel would experience a pain-free (and somehow pleasant?) blindness and would run into me at the grocery store, and we'd get to talking and discover how much (?) we have in common, and she would propose to me (!), and it would be a small affair, just family and close friends and my primary wife. Look, it's all just a little too raw for me. Also, while we're not mentioning things, let's not mention Jessica's bangs.


Wait, after gay marriage, doesn't bestiality and polygamy become legal next? So you're probably still able to get in good with her if all this goes down...that being said, I think my gay marriage proposal to Justin is going to have to include Jessica.


Not if I get there first!

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FootFace wrote:
alden wrote:
FootFace wrote:
Can we please not talk about Justin Timberlake's upcoming nuptials to Jessica Biel? I had been holding out hope that bigamy would become legal, and Ms. Biel would experience a pain-free (and somehow pleasant?) blindness and would run into me at the grocery store, and we'd get to talking and discover how much (?) we have in common, and she would propose to me (!), and it would be a small affair, just family and close friends and my primary wife. Look, it's all just a little too raw for me. Also, while we're not mentioning things, let's not mention Jessica's bangs.


Wait, after gay marriage, doesn't bestiality and polygamy become legal next? So you're probably still able to get in good with her if all this goes down...that being said, I think my gay marriage proposal to Justin is going to have to include Jessica.


Not if I get there first!


It's a walk-off!

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 Post subject: Re: Obama is forcing us all to get gay married!
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Dibs on torque and Desdemona and the Playground Mamas! Mmmmm gay marriage.

::drools::

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 Post subject: Re: Obama is forcing us all to get gay married!
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 Post subject: Re: Obama is forcing us all to get gay married!
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Tofulish wrote:
I'm going to gay marry my dog and cats so I can finally get a tax deduction for those furry layabouts! Or maybe I should just have them declared to be fancy dancy ponies so I can deduct their upkeep.
This.
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Dibs on torque and Desdemona and the Playground Mamas! Mmmmm gay marriage.

::drools::
And also this. We are going to have the greatest gay, polygamous, interspecies marriage ever!

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I'm in! And someone tell Fezza to keep getting pretty haircuts like she's been doing lately, rraaaaaawr I've got my eyes on her, and Poppy too.

ps the cockatiel is interested but i'm going to tell him to find his own marriage. he never shuts up.

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 Post subject: Re: Obama is forcing us all to get gay married!
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If you love the PPK so much, why don't you just marry it?

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If you love the PPK so much, why don't you just marry it?
That's the plan, comrade!

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but i don' wanna get gay married that is not the change i voted for brought to you by the committee for you guys are mean stop being mean to my feelings

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aw, poor mumbles. somebody gay marry mumbles. i would, but the administration has deemed me ineligible on the basis of my bits. i'll have to settle for a rivka galchen-carrie brownstein sandwich, like i've always feared. le sigh.

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haha, that's awesome.


i don't know quite what to think of Jimmy Kimmel, but i do like this video:


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