Post subject: Obama is forcing us all to get gay married!
Posted: Wed Sep 05, 2012 7:16 am
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The choice that now confronts me is: where to start? Would it be pushing the envelope to propose to my (female) cat, or should I take it more slowly and start with my sister? Then again, why choose? O, brave new world!
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Post subject: Re: Obama is forcing us all to get gay married!
Posted: Wed Sep 05, 2012 7:26 am
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no, we must start with a very large gay group wedding, just to push the discussion uncomfortably close to the Mormon corner of the table. Extra bonus if we include some preteen girls and one of us claims to be a prophet.
Post subject: Re: Obama is forcing us all to get gay married!
Posted: Wed Sep 05, 2012 8:57 am
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torque wrote:
no, we must start with a very large gay group wedding, just to push the discussion uncomfortably close to the Mormon corner of the table. Extra bonus if we include some preteen girls and one of us claims to be a prophet.
Yes. Too bad the RNC is over; that would have knocked Clint Eastwood's special Alzheimer's moment right off the front page!
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Can we please not talk about Justin Timberlake's upcoming nuptials to Jessica Biel? I had been holding out hope that bigamy would become legal, and Ms. Biel would experience a pain-free (and somehow pleasant?) blindness and would run into me at the grocery store, and we'd get to talking and discover how much (?) we have in common, and she would propose to me (!), and it would be a small affair, just family and close friends and my primary wife. Look, it's all just a little too raw for me. Also, while we're not mentioning things, let's not mention Jessica's bangs.
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Can we please not talk about Justin Timberlake's upcoming nuptials to Jessica Biel? I had been holding out hope that bigamy would become legal, and Ms. Biel would experience a pain-free (and somehow pleasant?) blindness and would run into me at the grocery store, and we'd get to talking and discover how much (?) we have in common, and she would propose to me (!), and it would be a small affair, just family and close friends and my primary wife. Look, it's all just a little too raw for me. Also, while we're not mentioning things, let's not mention Jessica's bangs.
Wait, after gay marriage, doesn't bestiality and polygamy become legal next? So you're probably still able to get in good with her if all this goes down...that being said, I think my gay marriage proposal to Justin is going to have to include Jessica.
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I'm going to gay marry my dog and cats so I can finally get a tax deduction for those furry layabouts! Or maybe I should just have them declared to be fancy dancy ponies so I can deduct their upkeep.
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Can we please not talk about Justin Timberlake's upcoming nuptials to Jessica Biel? I had been holding out hope that bigamy would become legal, and Ms. Biel would experience a pain-free (and somehow pleasant?) blindness and would run into me at the grocery store, and we'd get to talking and discover how much (?) we have in common, and she would propose to me (!), and it would be a small affair, just family and close friends and my primary wife. Look, it's all just a little too raw for me. Also, while we're not mentioning things, let's not mention Jessica's bangs.
Wait, after gay marriage, doesn't bestiality and polygamy become legal next? So you're probably still able to get in good with her if all this goes down...that being said, I think my gay marriage proposal to Justin is going to have to include Jessica.
Not if I get there first!
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Can we please not talk about Justin Timberlake's upcoming nuptials to Jessica Biel? I had been holding out hope that bigamy would become legal, and Ms. Biel would experience a pain-free (and somehow pleasant?) blindness and would run into me at the grocery store, and we'd get to talking and discover how much (?) we have in common, and she would propose to me (!), and it would be a small affair, just family and close friends and my primary wife. Look, it's all just a little too raw for me. Also, while we're not mentioning things, let's not mention Jessica's bangs.
Wait, after gay marriage, doesn't bestiality and polygamy become legal next? So you're probably still able to get in good with her if all this goes down...that being said, I think my gay marriage proposal to Justin is going to have to include Jessica.
Not if I get there first!
It's a walk-off!
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Dibs on torque and Desdemona and the Playground Mamas! Mmmmm gay marriage.
::drools::
_________________ But on a cold winter night, when the wind whispers through the trees and a bright, white moon hangs heavy in the air, you might hear a sad cry like someone thinking he knows what's best for you, and that'll be the white man a-passin' you by. just mumbles
_________________ But on a cold winter night, when the wind whispers through the trees and a bright, white moon hangs heavy in the air, you might hear a sad cry like someone thinking he knows what's best for you, and that'll be the white man a-passin' you by. just mumbles
Post subject: Re: Obama is forcing us all to get gay married!
Posted: Wed Sep 05, 2012 10:24 am
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Tofulish wrote:
I'm going to gay marry my dog and cats so I can finally get a tax deduction for those furry layabouts! Or maybe I should just have them declared to be fancy dancy ponies so I can deduct their upkeep.
This.
Tofulish wrote:
Dibs on torque and Desdemona and the Playground Mamas! Mmmmm gay marriage.
::drools::
And also this. We are going to have the greatest gay, polygamous, interspecies marriage ever!
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If you love the PPK so much, why don't you just marry it?
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Post subject: Re: Obama is forcing us all to get gay married!
Posted: Wed Sep 05, 2012 11:57 am
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Mr. Shankly wrote:
If you love the PPK so much, why don't you just marry it?
That's the plan, comrade!
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Post subject: Re: Obama is forcing us all to get gay married!
Posted: Wed Sep 05, 2012 12:06 pm
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but i don' wanna get gay married that is not the change i voted for brought to you by the committee for you guys are mean stop being mean to my feelings
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Post subject: Re: Obama is forcing us all to get gay married!
Posted: Wed Sep 05, 2012 12:28 pm
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aw, poor mumbles. somebody gay marry mumbles. i would, but the administration has deemed me ineligible on the basis of my bits. i'll have to settle for a rivka galchen-carrie brownstein sandwich, like i've always feared. le sigh.
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Post subject: Re: Obama is forcing us all to get gay married!
Posted: Sat Sep 08, 2012 4:00 pm
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