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 Post subject: Re: the new "alright, who is drunk NOW" thread
PostPosted: Fri Jul 27, 2012 6:45 am 
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 27, 2012 8:54 am 
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I'm not drunk now, but I was yesterday. It was very odd. I was stung by a hornet on my face so I took an antihistamine for the first time ever (it was making my face numb), but then I was tasting and inventing cocktails. I drank very little, but I was so tired, my eyes were so droopy, and I promptly fell asleep on the couch when I got home. Not the most fun drunk story, is it?


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PostPosted: Sat Jul 28, 2012 2:20 am 
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nicked a loo roll from the vegan vietnamese place i ate a very late dinner at. not proud of it, but there you are. now it's 3:30 in the morning and i'm all like, ooh, am i stomping around in my stocking feet too loud for me landlords? fork 'em! i can eat corn chips while i watch "married with children" if i want to.

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 Post subject: Re: the new "alright, who is drunk NOW" thread
PostPosted: Sat Jul 28, 2012 4:22 pm 
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acr wrote:
nicked a loo roll from the vegan vietnamese place i ate a very late dinner at. not proud of it, but there you are. now it's 3:30 in the morning and i'm all like, ooh, am i stomping around in my stocking feet too loud for me landlords? fork 'em! i can eat corn chips while i watch "married with children" if i want to.


what?

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 Post subject: Re: the new "alright, who is drunk NOW" thread
PostPosted: Sat Jul 28, 2012 5:23 pm 
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okay, maybe I am a little bit drunk now.
ETA a whole lotta drunk now

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PostPosted: Sun Jul 29, 2012 8:56 pm 
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What were your salad days, acr?

Ivebeen letting ManFriend mix the vodka-limeade bevs and I antipsychotic verging on awesome. ManFriend doesn't agree. He says I am verging on drunk.


Ahahaha autocorrect won that one...it was supposed to say I was tipsy verging on awesome.

Acr, I love your drunk posts. For real.

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PostPosted: Sat Aug 04, 2012 10:48 pm 
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I'm sipping ginger ale & golden raspberry-infused bourbon and rewatching Angel while my girlfriend sleeps on the couch at my side.

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oheebus...me...way more thian I houg,... Jeebus I am gogn to be unhopy, wow youe never even seen me this way, fork,

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PostPosted: Tue Aug 07, 2012 12:00 pm 
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oheebus...me...way more thian I houg,... Jeebus I am gogn to be unhopy, wow youe never even seen me this way, fork,


win.

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 Post subject: Re: the new "alright, who is drunk NOW" thread
PostPosted: Tue Aug 07, 2012 12:13 pm 
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Erk! I threw up and missed the toilet at first, it's kind of everywhere. Damnit. I have to stop this self hate spiral.

I'm happier news, I'm remarkably not hung over!

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PostPosted: Sat Aug 18, 2012 8:57 pm 
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I mixed birthday cake vodka with Italian orange soda. It tastes like a boozy dreamsicle and I am buzzed. Hello.

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I picked out this nice rose to go with dinner tonight, and then the bf decided that he don't want any. I may have finished off the bottle in between cooking, dinner, and dumping a glass because the fruit flies decided that they wanted to try it. Oi


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 Post subject: Re: the new "alright, who is drunk NOW" thread
PostPosted: Mon Aug 27, 2012 1:26 am 
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Drunk baking is dangerous, you guys. I drank cake vodka and baked chocolate chip cookies, then proceeded to eat too many cookies. At least I didn't burn anything, so I guess it was successful in that respect.

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PostPosted: Fri Sep 07, 2012 6:50 pm 
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Not yet. But soon! Getting picked up from work by the gentleman caller shortly and we are going to a dinner in wine country. Gonna drink ALL THE WINE. All of it. Every wine in wine country.

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PostPosted: Fri Sep 07, 2012 9:42 pm 
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strap on your party hats, bisques; i'm coming for you. absinthe locked and loaded.

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PostPosted: Fri Sep 07, 2012 9:47 pm 
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Little bit, yeah. The bar down the street has a lovely patio, vegan tacos and a very generous hand with the tequila.

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PostPosted: Fri Sep 07, 2012 11:17 pm 
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Drunk baking is dangerous, you guys. I drank cake vodka and baked chocolate chip cookies, then proceeded to eat too many cookies. At least I didn't burn anything, so I guess it was successful in that respect.

that's one dreamy evening, bunniee.

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