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 Post subject: The Almighty Vegan Gods
PostPosted: Sun Sep 09, 2012 1:07 pm 
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Thanks to a suggestion LisaPunk didn't even know she was making, I have realized we must begin a spiritual journey thing to discover the identities and natures of the almighty vegan gods.

I assume one of them is Soyo, Master of Tofu.

What of the rest, ye scholars and wanderers?

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PostPosted: Sun Sep 09, 2012 1:50 pm 
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Or Soyhovah, Unleasher of the Tempehst, Encurder of Soy, Begetter of Tamari?

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 Post subject: Re: The Almighty Vegan Gods
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 Post subject: Re: The Almighty Vegan Gods
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Well, you know. Seitan.


praise Seitan, the vegan god of wheat. He taketh many forms.

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surely this suggestion i unconsciously made deserves a shot at a new less heinous subnick??? *wink wink*


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hummus, the master of delicious noms

i wish i could come up with something more clever than that but i feel really blehhh right now

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And of course Mars, the god of rainbow fairy dust.

God of Gay War, throwing glitter bombs from the sky.

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Seitan is evil. He makes me sick (literally).

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 Post subject: Re: The Almighty Vegan Gods
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LisaPunk wrote:
surely this suggestion i unconsciously made deserves a shot at a new less heinous subnick??? *wink wink*


I wouldn't do that if I were you...at least the one you have now will go away if you post a few more times!

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 Post subject: Re: The Almighty Vegan Gods
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poopiebitch wrote:
Daiyasus, the god of wine and vegan cheese.


shouldn't that be daiya-T?

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The Green Man, surely?

Hmm... Freyannaise. Lokivore. Amun-'dMilk. Oreoestre.

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choirqueer wrote:
LisaPunk wrote:
surely this suggestion i unconsciously made deserves a shot at a new less heinous subnick??? *wink wink*


I wouldn't do that if I were you...at least the one you have now will go away if you post a few more times!



look at my subnick again! it aint going anywhere :-(

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 Post subject: Re: The Almighty Vegan Gods
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Daiyasus, the god of wine and vegan cheese.


shouldn't that be daiya-T?

I was going for a play off of Dionysus, the god of winemaking and, uh, partying, but Daiya-T is hilarious! I should have thought of that.

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