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Post subject: The Almighty Vegan Gods  Posted: Sun Sep 09, 2012 1:07 pm |
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Thanks to a suggestion LisaPunk didn't even know she was making, I have realized we must begin a spiritual journey thing to discover the identities and natures of the almighty vegan gods. I assume one of them is Soyo, Master of Tofu. What of the rest, ye scholars and wanderers?
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Post subject: Re: The Almighty Vegan Gods Posted: Sun Sep 09, 2012 1:50 pm |
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Or Soyhovah, Unleasher of the Tempehst, Encurder of Soy, Begetter of Tamari?
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Post subject: Re: The Almighty Vegan Gods Posted: Sun Sep 09, 2012 1:52 pm |
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Well, you know. Seitan.
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Post subject: Re: The Almighty Vegan Gods Posted: Sun Sep 09, 2012 2:12 pm |
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Post subject: Re: The Almighty Vegan Gods Posted: Sun Sep 09, 2012 2:20 pm |
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choirqueer wrote: Well, you know. Seitan. praise Seitan, the vegan god of wheat. He taketh many forms.
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Post subject: Re: The Almighty Vegan Gods Posted: Sun Sep 09, 2012 2:22 pm |
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Tofurkury, messenger of the almighty vegan gods.
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Post subject: Re: The Almighty Vegan Gods Posted: Sun Sep 09, 2012 2:31 pm |
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And of course Mars, the god of rainbow fairy dust.
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Post subject: Re: The Almighty Vegan Gods Posted: Sun Sep 09, 2012 4:07 pm |
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surely this suggestion i unconsciously made deserves a shot at a new less heinous subnick??? *wink wink*
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hummus, the master of delicious noms
i wish i could come up with something more clever than that but i feel really blehhh right now
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It's just funny to think that we could go through years of this, become the president of the damn country, and still, we'd be eating pasta with veggies at every. damn. function.~~Joyfulgirl
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Post subject: Re: The Almighty Vegan Gods Posted: Sun Sep 09, 2012 4:10 pm |
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Nooch, god of flakes
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Post subject: Re: The Almighty Vegan Gods Posted: Sun Sep 09, 2012 4:14 pm |
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The rooster god Sriracha, husband to Veganaise. He is the patron god of yummy +1.
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Post subject: Re: The Almighty Vegan Gods Posted: Sun Sep 09, 2012 4:19 pm |
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Post subject: Re: The Almighty Vegan Gods Posted: Sun Sep 09, 2012 5:37 pm |
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Post subject: Re: The Almighty Vegan Gods Posted: Sun Sep 09, 2012 8:40 pm |
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choirqueer wrote: And of course Mars, the god of rainbow fairy dust. God of Gay War, throwing glitter bombs from the sky.
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Post subject: Re: The Almighty Vegan Gods Posted: Sun Sep 09, 2012 8:53 pm |
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Seitan is evil. He makes me sick (literally).
Edit: Gay war would probably be fabulous.
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Post subject: Re: The Almighty Vegan Gods Posted: Sun Sep 09, 2012 9:42 pm |
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Daiyasus, the god of wine and vegan cheese.
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Post subject: Re: The Almighty Vegan Gods Posted: Sun Sep 09, 2012 9:48 pm |
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Post subject: Re: The Almighty Vegan Gods Posted: Sun Sep 09, 2012 10:02 pm |
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Post subject: Re: The Almighty Vegan Gods Posted: Sun Sep 09, 2012 10:04 pm |
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LisaPunk wrote: surely this suggestion i unconsciously made deserves a shot at a new less heinous subnick??? *wink wink*
I wouldn't do that if I were you...at least the one you have now will go away if you post a few more times!
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Post subject: Re: The Almighty Vegan Gods Posted: Sun Sep 09, 2012 10:22 pm |
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poopiebitch wrote: Daiyasus, the god of wine and vegan cheese. shouldn't that be daiya-T?
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Post subject: Re: The Almighty Vegan Gods Posted: Mon Sep 10, 2012 2:44 am |
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The Green Man, surely?
Hmm... Freyannaise. Lokivore. Amun-'dMilk. Oreoestre.
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Post subject: Re: The Almighty Vegan Gods Posted: Mon Sep 10, 2012 7:16 am |
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choirqueer wrote: LisaPunk wrote: surely this suggestion i unconsciously made deserves a shot at a new less heinous subnick??? *wink wink*
I wouldn't do that if I were you...at least the one you have now will go away if you post a few more times! look at my subnick again! it aint going anywhere :-(
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It's just funny to think that we could go through years of this, become the president of the damn country, and still, we'd be eating pasta with veggies at every. damn. function.~~Joyfulgirl
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Post subject: Re: The Almighty Vegan Gods Posted: Mon Sep 10, 2012 7:18 am |
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Damn dirty vegan hippies and their carob.~~Moon
It's just funny to think that we could go through years of this, become the president of the damn country, and still, we'd be eating pasta with veggies at every. damn. function.~~Joyfulgirl
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Post subject: Re: The Almighty Vegan Gods Posted: Mon Sep 10, 2012 7:27 am |
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Post subject: Re: The Almighty Vegan Gods Posted: Mon Sep 10, 2012 8:09 am |
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Post subject: Re: The Almighty Vegan Gods Posted: Mon Sep 10, 2012 8:20 am |
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supercarrot wrote: poopiebitch wrote: Daiyasus, the god of wine and vegan cheese. shouldn't that be daiya-T? I was going for a play off of Dionysus, the god of winemaking and, uh, partying, but Daiya-T is hilarious! I should have thought of that.
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