The tree is his penis // it's very exciting // when held up to his mouth // the lights are all lighting // his eyes start a-bulging // in unbridled glee // the tree is his penis // its beauty, effulgent -amandabear
Post subject: Re: Silly and shallow celebrity gossip
Posted: Fri Sep 07, 2012 9:38 am
Dr Bronners, MD
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Aw, that makes me so sad!
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Post subject: Re: Silly and shallow celebrity gossip
Posted: Mon Sep 10, 2012 10:45 am
Dr Bronners, MD
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Blake Lively and Ryan Reynolds got married!!
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Post subject: Re: Silly and shallow celebrity gossip
Posted: Mon Sep 10, 2012 11:27 am
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No idea! I got an email from a girlfriend and from The Cut blog (New York Magazine) at about the same time. The Cut blog was funny, "Seriously, who does that during fashion week?"
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Post subject: Re: Silly and shallow celebrity gossip
Posted: Mon Sep 10, 2012 3:20 pm
Dr Bronners, MD
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I don't like Serena!
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I can't believe it. How dumb is he? He's going to be twice divorced in like a 4 year span. And he keeps picking the hottest actress 10 years younger than him! Will he never learn? Apparently Florence Welch played the reception, so that's cool.
Post subject: Re: Silly and shallow celebrity gossip
Posted: Mon Sep 10, 2012 3:52 pm
Naked Under Apron
Joined: Fri Oct 22, 2010 3:19 pm Posts: 1790 Location: North Carolina
I don't get why actors marry each other, period. Surely they have to know it's not going to end well, and with all that money tied up on both sides? Why not just live together?
So amazon had the Lana Del Rey album for either $1 or $2 a few months ago, and I got really into a couple of songs. Then I watched the video for one and was like, "Dang, those are some lip implants!"
Her top lip is basically pointing straight up. I am all for people getting plastic surgery since they're the ones who'll have to live with it, but then I read that she denies up and down that she's had any work done. Ever. That's just the way her lips look she sings, according to her. I think if you are going to have plastic surgery you should own that shiitake. Can you imagine Pamela Anderson trying to say her boobs are real?
So if you've watched the video and you're like, "I don't know, maybe those are her real lips." I present you with before and after:
The tree is his penis // it's very exciting // when held up to his mouth // the lights are all lighting // his eyes start a-bulging // in unbridled glee // the tree is his penis // its beauty, effulgent -amandabear
Post subject: Re: Silly and shallow celebrity gossip
Posted: Tue Sep 11, 2012 4:14 pm
Asked Santa for a Hoveringdog
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Just heard on the radio that Amanda Bynes is in trouble again, this time for driving on a suspended license, although she was originally pulled over for not having her head lights on at night.
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Post subject: Re: Silly and shallow celebrity gossip
Posted: Fri Sep 14, 2012 6:52 pm
Fat Morrissey
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fatcat wrote:
I don't even need to see a before picture. Her top lip looks uncomfortable.
Right? It must be why she can't properly enunciate the words in any of her songs.
strawberryrock wrote:
starrynight87 wrote:
Amy Poehler and Will Arnet are donezo. What. the. fork.
There's officially no hope for any of us.
Seriously. Gosh, it makes me want to go get drunk and eat a tub of chocolate soy cream.
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