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FootFace
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Post subject: Re: The Almighty Vegan Gods  Posted: Mon Sep 10, 2012 8:34 am |
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kilgore trout wrote: Mefalafeles, bringer of delicious chickpea fritters. Ding ding ding!
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Post subject: Re: The Almighty Vegan Gods Posted: Mon Sep 10, 2012 9:52 am |
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Cgvegan wrote: Beanus, goddess of lurve goddess of lurve, and wind. ;)
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Post subject: Re: The Almighty Vegan Gods Posted: Mon Sep 10, 2012 12:38 pm |
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I think you guys are forgetting someone. 
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nickvicious
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Post subject: Re: The Almighty Vegan Gods Posted: Mon Sep 10, 2012 1:15 pm |
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All hail Kale! Goddess of the garden and the guilt-less chip.
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"luckily us vegans dont go into cardiac arrest...but we do go into food comas" - Adam Crisis
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DarthCupcake
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Post subject: Re: The Almighty Vegan Gods Posted: Mon Sep 10, 2012 3:23 pm |
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This thread is amazing.
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tinglepants!
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Post subject: Re: The Almighty Vegan Gods Posted: Mon Sep 10, 2012 7:17 pm |
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Surely Ham Tube and Adam's bidet figure into this thread somehow?
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Mars
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Post subject: Re: The Almighty Vegan Gods Posted: Mon Sep 10, 2012 8:55 pm |
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The creationism tale of Adam and the Bidet of Knowledge.
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Post subject: Re: The Almighty Vegan Gods Posted: Mon Sep 10, 2012 9:56 pm |
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Mars wrote: choirqueer wrote: And of course Mars, the god of rainbow fairy dust. God of Gay War, throwing glitter bombs from the sky. The only kind of war there needs to be!
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Adam Crisis
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Post subject: Re: The Almighty Vegan Gods Posted: Mon Sep 10, 2012 11:56 pm |
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Not to toot my own ham tube here, but I think my fauxgina useage review trumps my bidet review
also did i ever mention how I brought a ham tube with me in my carry on luggage once and the airport security people were looking at me funny probably thinking Id brought a giant dildo with me....little did they know it was a giant VEGAN dildo that I was going to fork my mouth with
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Adam Crisis
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Post subject: Re: The Almighty Vegan Gods Posted: Mon Sep 10, 2012 11:59 pm |
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nickvicious
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Post subject: Re: The Almighty Vegan Gods Posted: Tue Sep 11, 2012 12:02 pm |
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Adam Crisis wrote: Vegan Dionysus cums nooch sauce Join us as we partake in the holy sacrament of noochy cummunion.
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mumbles
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Post subject: Re: The Almighty Vegan Gods Posted: Tue Sep 11, 2012 12:18 pm |
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Thorfutti will finally defeat Jörmungbeandr at Rawgnarok.
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Post subject: Re: The Almighty Vegan Gods Posted: Wed Sep 12, 2012 9:35 am |
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I don't think I can contribute to this, but this thread is changing my life.
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