terrible song lines

acr · **Posted:** Mon Sep 10, 2012 10:24 am

is your game mvp like steve nash?

acr · **Posted:** Mon Sep 10, 2012 10:24 am

do you remember the way it was for us / before all of the blow jobs on the bus?

seitanicverses · **Joined:** Wed Oct 20, 2010 1:57 pm **Posts:** 3873

I wake up and French kiss the morning.

FootFace · **Posted:** Mon Sep 10, 2012 11:17 am

"Mars ain't the kind of place to raise your kids / In fact, it's cold as hell / And there's no one there to raise them / If you did."

Steph · **Posted:** Mon Sep 10, 2012 6:14 pm

We got food everywhere, as if the party was catered

nickvicious · **Posted:** Mon Sep 10, 2012 6:18 pm

Be warned!

Spoiler: show

TurningVioletViolet · **Joined:** Thu Jun 14, 2012 12:31 am **Posts:** 240

Lucky that my breasts are small and humble,So you don't confuse them with mountains.

Thanks for clearing that up Shakira.

j-dub · **Posted:** Mon Sep 10, 2012 8:12 pm

FootFace wrote:

"Mars ain't the kind of place to raise your kids / In fact, it's cold as hell / And there's no one there to raise them / If you did."

I always thought it was "if you're dead."

coldandsleepy · **Posted:** Mon Sep 10, 2012 8:53 pm

TurningVioletViolet wrote:

Lucky that my breasts are small and humble,So you don't confuse them with mountains.

Thanks for clearing that up Shakira.

One left, one right
That's how I organize 'em
You know I fill my cups,
No need to supersize them.

chaioli · **Posted:** Mon Sep 10, 2012 8:59 pm

"I really really really wanna zigga-zig-ahhhh"

solipsistnation · **Posted:** Mon Sep 10, 2012 9:02 pm

coldandsleepy wrote:

TurningVioletViolet wrote:

Lucky that my breasts are small and humble,So you don't confuse them with mountains.

Thanks for clearing that up Shakira.

One left, one right
That's how I organize 'em
You know I fill my cups,
No need to supersize them.

Oddly enough I read that and ALSO thought of "Konnichiwa bisques."

pepperpot · **Posted:** Mon Sep 10, 2012 9:57 pm

Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?

poopiebitch · **Posted:** Mon Sep 10, 2012 10:05 pm

dakini · **Posted:** Mon Sep 10, 2012 10:11 pm

Call me Mr. Flintstone, I can make your bed rock.

Actually, I think that's an awesome lyric.

Tea · **Posted:** Mon Sep 10, 2012 10:13 pm

forking magnets. How do they work? And I don't wanna talk to a scientist. Y'all mothers hubbard lyin and gettin me pissed.

Tofulish · **Posted:** Mon Sep 10, 2012 10:26 pm

"Hey little girl, is your Daddy home? Did he go away and leave you all alone? Uhuh. I've got a bad desire. Oh oh oh I'm on fire."

A song about a little girl who torches the neighborhood creep.

j-dub · **Posted:** Mon Sep 10, 2012 10:57 pm

poopiebitch wrote:

This is my absolute favourite thing ever. Sometimes when I'm having a bad day I just picture the comic in my head and die laughing.

Tea · **Posted:** Mon Sep 10, 2012 11:05 pm

forking rainbows.

poopiebitch · **Posted:** Mon Sep 10, 2012 11:06 pm

j-dub wrote:

This is my absolute favourite thing ever. Sometimes when I'm having a bad day I just picture the comic in my head and die laughing.

Me too! It's made me love that song, I get so excited when I hear it out and about and people think I'm crazy because I crack up laughing no matter where I am, but I don't care because it gives me a happy.

solipsistnation · **Posted:** Mon Sep 10, 2012 11:20 pm

That comic is the only good thing about that song.

I don't usually have such a visceral reaction to awful pop music, but dang. I can't uncurl my lip. It's repulsive.

I'm sorry if people like it. :(

Pinko · **Joined:** Tue Oct 19, 2010 9:42 pm **Posts:** 1676

All the lyrics from this song (which my husband inflicted on me because he had it stuck in his head after being in Georgia for a week and hearing it everywhere) are just godawful. It makes me want to stab.

Sample:
Reach your hand down into the cooler
Don't drink it if the mountains aren't blue
Try to keep it steady as you recline on your black intertube

STAB!

1strangegirlbygolly! · **Posted:** Tue Sep 11, 2012 9:28 am

"It's been a couple months since I;ve been single
so you can call me Travie Claus, minus the lil' Ho Ho, get it, hehe"
to be fair, the lyrics do improve after that line (next: "I'd probably visit where Katrina hit, and damn sure do a lot more than FEMA did".

acr · **Posted:** Tue Sep 11, 2012 10:50 am

Pinko wrote:

All the lyrics from this song (which my husband inflicted on me because he had it stuck in his head after being in Georgia for a week and hearing it everywhere) are just godawful. It makes me want to stab.

Sample:
Reach your hand down into the cooler
Don't drink it if the mountains aren't blue
Try to keep it steady as you recline on your black intertube

STAB!

"You can climb the ladder / Just don't rock the boat while I barbeque"

*snort* i've decided that this is secretly the dirtiest song ever.

mumbles · **Joined:** Tue Oct 19, 2010 2:53 pm **Posts:** 2667

"But you lied again, now you get to watch her leave out the window. Guess that's why they call it window pane."

"If a picture paints a thousand words, then why can't I paint you." (Still mad about this forking song.)

acr · **Posted:** Tue Sep 11, 2012 10:58 am

i remember you hating on "window pane" at some earlier point. good/bad if i now associate that song with you forever? DON'T CARE, DOING IT.

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