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 Post subject: Re: The Almighty Vegan Gods
PostPosted: Mon Sep 10, 2012 8:34 am 
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Mefalafeles, bringer of delicious chickpea fritters.


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 Post subject: Re: The Almighty Vegan Gods
PostPosted: Mon Sep 10, 2012 9:52 am 
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goddess of lurve, and wind. ;)


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 Post subject: Re: The Almighty Vegan Gods
PostPosted: Mon Sep 10, 2012 12:38 pm 
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I think you guys are forgetting someone.

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 Post subject: Re: The Almighty Vegan Gods
PostPosted: Mon Sep 10, 2012 1:15 pm 
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All hail Kale! Goddess of the garden and the guilt-less chip.

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 Post subject: Re: The Almighty Vegan Gods
PostPosted: Mon Sep 10, 2012 3:23 pm 
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This thread is amazing.

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 Post subject: Re: The Almighty Vegan Gods
PostPosted: Mon Sep 10, 2012 7:17 pm 
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Surely Ham Tube and Adam's bidet figure into this thread somehow?

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 Post subject: Re: The Almighty Vegan Gods
PostPosted: Mon Sep 10, 2012 8:55 pm 
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The creationism tale of Adam and the Bidet of Knowledge.

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 Post subject: Re: The Almighty Vegan Gods
PostPosted: Mon Sep 10, 2012 9:56 pm 
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And of course Mars, the god of rainbow fairy dust.

God of Gay War, throwing glitter bombs from the sky.

The only kind of war there needs to be!


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 Post subject: Re: The Almighty Vegan Gods
PostPosted: Mon Sep 10, 2012 11:56 pm 
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Not to toot my own ham tube here, but I think my fauxgina useage review trumps my bidet review

also did i ever mention how I brought a ham tube with me in my carry on luggage once and the airport security people were looking at me funny probably thinking Id brought a giant dildo with me....little did they know it was a giant VEGAN dildo that I was going to fork my mouth with

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 Post subject: Re: The Almighty Vegan Gods
PostPosted: Mon Sep 10, 2012 11:59 pm 
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Vegan Dionysus cums nooch sauce

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 Post subject: Re: The Almighty Vegan Gods
PostPosted: Tue Sep 11, 2012 12:02 pm 
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Vegan Dionysus cums nooch sauce

Join us as we partake in the holy sacrament of noochy cummunion.

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 Post subject: Re: The Almighty Vegan Gods
PostPosted: Tue Sep 11, 2012 12:18 pm 
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Thorfutti will finally defeat Jörmungbeandr at Rawgnarok.

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 Post subject: Re: The Almighty Vegan Gods
PostPosted: Wed Sep 12, 2012 9:35 am 
Should Write a Goddam Book Already
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I don't think I can contribute to this, but this thread is changing my life.


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