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 Post subject: terrible song lines
PostPosted: Mon Sep 10, 2012 10:24 am 
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 Post subject: Re: terrible song lines
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 Post subject: Re: terrible song lines
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 Post subject: Re: terrible song lines
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 Post subject: Re: terrible song lines
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Lucky that my breasts are small and humble,So you don't confuse them with mountains.

Thanks for clearing that up Shakira.


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 Post subject: Re: terrible song lines
PostPosted: Mon Sep 10, 2012 8:12 pm 
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"Mars ain't the kind of place to raise your kids / In fact, it's cold as hell / And there's no one there to raise them / If you did."

I always thought it was "if you're dead."

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 Post subject: Re: terrible song lines
PostPosted: Mon Sep 10, 2012 8:53 pm 
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TurningVioletViolet wrote:
Lucky that my breasts are small and humble,So you don't confuse them with mountains.

Thanks for clearing that up Shakira.


One left, one right
That's how I organize 'em
You know I fill my cups,
No need to supersize them.

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 Post subject: Re: terrible song lines
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 Post subject: Re: terrible song lines
PostPosted: Mon Sep 10, 2012 9:02 pm 
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coldandsleepy wrote:
TurningVioletViolet wrote:
Lucky that my breasts are small and humble,So you don't confuse them with mountains.

Thanks for clearing that up Shakira.


One left, one right
That's how I organize 'em
You know I fill my cups,
No need to supersize them.


Oddly enough I read that and ALSO thought of "Konnichiwa bisques."

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 Post subject: Re: terrible song lines
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 Post subject: Re: terrible song lines
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 Post subject: Re: terrible song lines
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Actually, I think that's an awesome lyric.

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 Post subject: Re: terrible song lines
PostPosted: Mon Sep 10, 2012 10:13 pm 
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 Post subject: Re: terrible song lines
PostPosted: Mon Sep 10, 2012 10:26 pm 
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A song about a little girl who torches the neighborhood creep.

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 Post subject: Re: terrible song lines
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poopiebitch wrote:
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This is my absolute favourite thing ever. Sometimes when I'm having a bad day I just picture the comic in my head and die laughing.

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 Post subject: Re: terrible song lines
PostPosted: Mon Sep 10, 2012 11:05 pm 
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 Post subject: Re: terrible song lines
PostPosted: Mon Sep 10, 2012 11:06 pm 
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j-dub wrote:
This is my absolute favourite thing ever. Sometimes when I'm having a bad day I just picture the comic in my head and die laughing.

Me too! It's made me love that song, I get so excited when I hear it out and about and people think I'm crazy because I crack up laughing no matter where I am, but I don't care because it gives me a happy.

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 Post subject: Re: terrible song lines
PostPosted: Mon Sep 10, 2012 11:20 pm 
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That comic is the only good thing about that song.

I don't usually have such a visceral reaction to awful pop music, but dang. I can't uncurl my lip. It's repulsive.

I'm sorry if people like it. :(

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 Post subject: Re: terrible song lines
PostPosted: Tue Sep 11, 2012 12:02 am 
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All the lyrics from this song (which my husband inflicted on me because he had it stuck in his head after being in Georgia for a week and hearing it everywhere) are just godawful. It makes me want to stab.

Sample:
Reach your hand down into the cooler
Don't drink it if the mountains aren't blue
Try to keep it steady as you recline on your black intertube

STAB!


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 Post subject: Re: terrible song lines
PostPosted: Tue Sep 11, 2012 9:28 am 
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to be fair, the lyrics do improve after that line (next: "I'd probably visit where Katrina hit, and damn sure do a lot more than FEMA did".

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 Post subject: Re: terrible song lines
PostPosted: Tue Sep 11, 2012 10:50 am 
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Pinko wrote:
All the lyrics from this song (which my husband inflicted on me because he had it stuck in his head after being in Georgia for a week and hearing it everywhere) are just godawful. It makes me want to stab.

Sample:
Reach your hand down into the cooler
Don't drink it if the mountains aren't blue
Try to keep it steady as you recline on your black intertube

STAB!


"You can climb the ladder / Just don't rock the boat while I barbeque"

*snort* i've decided that this is secretly the dirtiest song ever.

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 Post subject: Re: terrible song lines
PostPosted: Tue Sep 11, 2012 10:56 am 
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"But you lied again, now you get to watch her leave out the window. Guess that's why they call it window pane."

"If a picture paints a thousand words, then why can't I paint you." (Still mad about this forking song.)

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 Post subject: Re: terrible song lines
PostPosted: Tue Sep 11, 2012 10:58 am 
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i remember you hating on "window pane" at some earlier point. good/bad if i now associate that song with you forever? DON'T CARE, DOING IT.

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