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 Post subject: Re: terrible song lines
PostPosted: Tue Sep 11, 2012 11:01 am 
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I remember a long ago thread about that lyric. That may have been the beginning of my rap career. Cause if that passes as good then anything shitty I write is just as good.

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PostPosted: Tue Sep 11, 2012 11:01 am 
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I've hated on both of those before. I should probably start listening to the radio again--I need new terrible lyrics.

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 Post subject: Re: terrible song lines
PostPosted: Tue Sep 11, 2012 11:02 am 
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Just listen to some Katy Perry.

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PostPosted: Tue Sep 11, 2012 11:05 am 
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 Post subject: Re: terrible song lines
PostPosted: Tue Sep 11, 2012 11:06 am 
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If you're posting about the window pane lo these many years later I am not so sure.

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PostPosted: Tue Sep 11, 2012 11:06 am 
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 Post subject: Re: terrible song lines
PostPosted: Tue Sep 11, 2012 11:09 am 
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If I knew any J. Beiber song lyrics I would post them here.

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PostPosted: Tue Sep 11, 2012 11:09 am 
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 11, 2012 11:10 am 
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 Post subject: Re: terrible song lines
PostPosted: Tue Sep 11, 2012 11:11 am 
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 Post subject: Re: terrible song lines
PostPosted: Tue Sep 11, 2012 11:12 am 
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Here are the most terrible of song lyrics.

A sample:
"your mom don't know that you were missing / she'd be pissed if she could see / the parts of you that I've been kissing"

First: isn't this guy, like, forty? Who is he fooling around with that has to worry about what their mom thinks?
Second: this was the only one I could find that wasn't about blow jobs. I think this guy's entire life consists of thinking about blow jobs.
Third: Why would the special lady's mom be pissed at seeing parts of her daughter's body? Awkward, maybe, but pissed? I would think she'd be more pissed that her daughter had Nickleback germs.

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 Post subject: Re: terrible song lines
PostPosted: Tue Sep 11, 2012 11:12 am 
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The only difference between katy perry and rebecca black is the marketing.

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 Post subject: Re: terrible song lines
PostPosted: Tue Sep 11, 2012 11:13 am 
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 11, 2012 11:15 am 
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 Post subject: Re: terrible song lines
PostPosted: Tue Sep 11, 2012 11:17 am 
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I will say this about Katy Perry: I am not sold on 'firework' as a singular construction in that context.

She probably should have written: "Baby, you are a pyrotechnic display."

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 Post subject: Re: terrible song lines
PostPosted: Tue Sep 11, 2012 11:18 am 
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 Post subject: Re: terrible song lines
PostPosted: Tue Sep 11, 2012 11:22 am 
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mumbles wrote:
I will say this about Katy Perry: I am not sold on 'firework' as a singular construction in that context.

She probably should have written: "Baby, you are a pyrotechnic display."

"baby you are a pyrotechnic display
i don't have anything interesting to say
boom boom boom whee
i just ate a milk dud giggle"

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 Post subject: Re: terrible song lines
PostPosted: Tue Sep 11, 2012 11:32 am 
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mumbles wrote:
"But you lied again, now you get to watch her leave out the window. Guess that's why they call it window pane."

"If a picture paints a thousand words, then why can't I paint you." (Still mad about this forking song.)


Yes!! I have complained about that forking Bread song to Mrs. Face so many, many times! It doesn't make any damn sense! It makes me so mad!

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 Post subject: Re: terrible song lines
PostPosted: Tue Sep 11, 2012 11:38 am 
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best song line - "i just ate a milk dud giggle"

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PostPosted: Tue Sep 11, 2012 11:47 am 
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FootFace wrote:
Yes!! I have complained about that forking Bread song to Mrs. Face so many, many times! It doesn't make any damn sense! It makes me so mad!

Last year (I think?) I was at a friend's parents' country house for the weekend, and the local classic rock station was playing the, like, 1000 best songs of all time or whatever, for the whole weekend. We were listening to some middle-of-the-pack 70s soft rock, like some America b-side or whatever, and I thought "shiitake, I bet they're going to play forking Bread." So I'm sitting there, getting angry, thinking about everything that's wrong with that song. Then, sure enough, like two songs later I hear the opening warble of If. I launch immediately into screaming obscenities and yelling about how much I forking hate that song, about how little sense it makes, about miscarriages. In my mind it was an epic rant of pure reason, but it was probably more like uncontrolled venom.

Anyway, it was pretty great. Everyone laughed, except for the guy who liked Bread, and then they voted me king of the weekend.

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PostPosted: Tue Sep 11, 2012 12:37 pm 
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OMG that Bread song stirs up memories. I can see the 45 spinning on my portable pink turntable or hear the strains of it drifting from underneath my teenage sister's bedroom door! It does not spin me into a fit of rage though. Nostalgia. Or for mumbles's sake, naustalgia.

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PostPosted: Tue Sep 11, 2012 12:44 pm 
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naustalgia


i am so glad i started this thread. i'm going to have this word embossed on all of my school-era photo albums.

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 Post subject: Re: terrible song lines
PostPosted: Tue Sep 11, 2012 12:59 pm 
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"Hey little girl, is your Daddy home? Did he go away and leave you all alone? Uhuh. I've got a bad desire. Oh oh oh I'm on fire."

A song about a little girl who torches the neighborhood creep.

Wait, no, that's not what the boss meant! No way.

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PostPosted: Tue Sep 11, 2012 1:00 pm 
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