terrible song lines

paprikapapaya · **Posted:** Tue Sep 11, 2012 1:41 pm

that's the worst song!
JUKE. BOX. HERO.

GymClassZero · **Posted:** Wed Sep 12, 2012 9:49 am

"APACHE, jump on it! APACHE, jump on it!"

Note that the ridiculous lyrics (which the entire song is comprised of) don't make me not love the song.

And, anyone? "I wanna fork you like an animal. I wanna feel you from the inside." HHHNNNGGG so weird. This sounds a little like what a stalker writes in their love letters, no?

solipsistnation · **Posted:** Wed Sep 12, 2012 10:09 am

GymClassZero wrote:

And, anyone? "I wanna fork you like an animal. I wanna feel you from the inside." HHHNNNGGG so weird. This sounds a little like what a stalker writes in their love letters, no?

Yeah, but that's kind of the point there.

GymClassZero · **Posted:** Wed Sep 12, 2012 10:31 am

solipsistnation wrote:

GymClassZero wrote:

And, anyone? "I wanna fork you like an animal. I wanna feel you from the inside." HHHNNNGGG so weird. This sounds a little like what a stalker writes in their love letters, no?

Yeah, but that's kind of the point there.

Still terrible.

Tea · **Posted:** Wed Sep 12, 2012 10:32 am

Beer, cold beer / Don't you ever worry / I am right here / I could never live without you / You don't care what I amount to

acr · **Posted:** Fri Sep 14, 2012 12:05 pm

when you leave me
you take away everything
you take all my money
you take all my weed

I wish you would tell me
how you really feel

8ball · **Posted:** Fri Sep 14, 2012 1:40 pm

Has MacArthur Park been added yet?

all the sweet green icing flowing down
someone left the cake out in the rain
I don't think that I can take it
'cause it took so long to bake it
and I'll never have that recipe again

Bun · **Posted:** Fri Sep 14, 2012 1:49 pm

I'm serious as cancer when I say rhythm is a dancer.

mumbles · **Joined:** Tue Oct 19, 2010 2:53 pm **Posts:** 2667

MacArthur Park isn't terrible. It's bad-movie good.

Bun · **Posted:** Fri Sep 14, 2012 1:54 pm

Also, all of the lyrics to Ginuwine's Pony.

RandiJM · **Posted:** Fri Sep 14, 2012 2:09 pm

"You're a sensitive aesthete. Brush the sauce onto the meat."

And not only bc of the vegan thing. BECAUSE IT'S AWFUL. (Sorry, 13-year-old RJM. I know we swore never to speak ill of any part of that wonderful show.)

choirqueer · **Posted:** Fri Sep 14, 2012 2:58 pm

pepperpot wrote:

Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?

This is exactly what I was coming to post.

choirqueer · **Posted:** Fri Sep 14, 2012 3:07 pm

crowderpea wrote:

Second: this was the only one I could find that wasn't about blow jobs. I think this guy's entire life consists of thinking about blow jobs.

No, I'm pretty sure it's still about blow jobs. "By now, no doubt that we were heading south/
I guess nobody ever taught her not to speak with a full mouth" is in the next verse.

Quote:

Third: Why would the special lady's mom be pissed at seeing parts of her daughter's body? Awkward, maybe, but pissed? I would think she'd be more pissed that her daughter had Nickleback germs.

this made me laugh so hard I actually hurt myself.

choirqueer · **Posted:** Fri Sep 14, 2012 3:10 pm

mumbles wrote:

I will say this about Katy Perry: I am not sold on 'firework' as a singular construction in that context.

She probably should have written: "Baby, you are a pyrotechnic display."

and then then next line could be like, "something something something yay", which would actually rhyme, unlike "work" and "burst."

choirqueer · **Posted:** Fri Sep 14, 2012 3:15 pm

Bun wrote:

I'm serious as cancer when I say rhythm is a dancer.

Oh shiitake, I had no idea that was the actual lyric! AHAHAHAHA that's awful.

choirqueer · **Posted:** Fri Sep 14, 2012 3:22 pm

She was just seventeen. You know what I mean.

Little child, little child, little child. Little child, won't you dance with me? I'm so sad and lonely...

Bang bang! Maxwell's silver hammer came down upon her head, dee doot dee doo doooooo!

b.vicious · **Posted:** Fri Sep 14, 2012 3:45 pm

Kenna wrote:

Living in the blur of "id"
Between the ego and the guilt

No.

starrynight87 · **Posted:** Fri Sep 14, 2012 5:13 pm

pandacookie wrote:

If I knew any J. Beiber song lyrics I would post them here.

Oh baby, baby, baby oh
Oh baby, baby, baby no
Oh baby, baby, baby oh
I thought you'd always be mine.

paprikapapaya wrote:

Look at this photograph
Everytime I do it makes me laugh
How did our eyes get so red
And what the hell is on Joey's head

This.

starrynight87 · **Posted:** Fri Sep 14, 2012 5:13 pm

FootFace wrote:

"Mars ain't the kind of place to raise your kids / In fact, it's cold as hell / And there's no one there to raise them / If you did."

But that's actually a good song!

choirqueer · **Posted:** Fri Sep 14, 2012 5:21 pm

starrynight87 wrote:

paprikapapaya wrote:

Look at this photograph
Everytime I do it makes me laugh
How did our eyes get so red
And what the hell is on Joey's head

This.

At least that one (a) rhymes (b) makes sense (c) isn't about blow jobs!

GymClassZero · **Posted:** Fri Sep 14, 2012 7:13 pm

"Ladies, when your man wants to get buck wild, you just go back and hit 'em up style."

acr · **Posted:** Fri Sep 14, 2012 7:16 pm

starrynight87 wrote:

FootFace wrote:

"Mars ain't the kind of place to raise your kids / In fact, it's cold as hell / And there's no one there to raise them / If you did."

But that's actually a good song!

one crepe line does not a bad song make! i like most of the songs i pulled lyrics from (that's how i know the lyrics).

starrynight87 · **Posted:** Sat Sep 15, 2012 1:13 pm

Quote:

Now a red solo cup is the best receptacle
For barbecues, tailgates, fairs and festivals
And you, sir, do not have a pair of testicles
If you prefer drinking from glass

kmouse · **Joined:** Thu Oct 21, 2010 11:35 pm **Posts:** 371

I love Paul McCartney & Wings but sometimes...

Well, well, take off your face
Recover from the trip you've been on
I want you to lie on the bed
Get you ready for my polygon

What does that even mean?

FootFace · **Posted:** Sat Sep 15, 2012 2:51 pm

acr wrote:

starrynight87 wrote:

FootFace wrote:

"Mars ain't the kind of place to raise your kids / In fact, it's cold as hell / And there's no one there to raise them / If you did."

But that's actually a good song!

one crepe line does not a bad song make! i like most of the songs i pulled lyrics from (that's how i know the lyrics).

It's one of my favorite Elton John songs. But it is a terrible lyric.

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