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 Post subject: Re: terrible song lines
PostPosted: Sat Sep 15, 2012 2:56 pm 
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I love Paul McCartney & Wings but sometimes...

Well, well, take off your face
Recover from the trip you've been on
I want you to lie on the bed
Get you ready for my polygon

What does that even mean?


paul mccartney slips acid in people's drinks, seduces them, and then banishes them to the phantom zone?

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 Post subject: Re: terrible song lines
PostPosted: Sat Sep 15, 2012 7:39 pm 
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this ever changing world in which we live in

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 Post subject: Re: terrible song lines
PostPosted: Sat Sep 15, 2012 8:45 pm 
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EmperorTomatoKetchup wrote:
this ever changing world in which we live in

Oh my gosh, YES. That one makes me crazy every time I hear it!

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 Post subject: Re: terrible song lines
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I think it's "if this ever changing world in which we're livin'..."

Or let's just pretend that's what it is?

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 Post subject: Re: terrible song lines
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EmperorTomatoKetchup wrote:
this ever changing world in which we live in

I came here to post this line! It's so grating.

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 Post subject: Re: terrible song lines
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acr wrote:
kmouse wrote:
I love Paul McCartney & Wings but sometimes...

Well, well, take off your face
Recover from the trip you've been on
I want you to lie on the bed
Get you ready for my polygon

What does that even mean?


paul mccartney slips acid in people's drinks, seduces them, and then banishes them to the phantom zone?

Maybe his penis is actually a polygon?

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 Post subject: Re: terrible song lines
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breakfast at tiffany's. the whole song. a whole song of bad lines.


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 Post subject: Re: terrible song lines
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"When I hold my baby, she says I do it nice
And I like my chicken with rice and lemonade..."

I miss the 90s.

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 Post subject: Re: terrible song lines
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 Post subject: Re: terrible song lines
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baps wrote:
"When I hold my baby, she says I do it nice
And I like my chicken with rice and lemonade..."

I miss the 90s.


"I saw the sign, it opened up my eyes, I saw the sign. Life is demanding, it takes some understanding." :)

Also, "Summer Girls"?! But that's probably a given. "New Kids on the Block had a bunch of hits, Chinese food makes me sick, and I think it's fly when girls stop by for the summer..."


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 Post subject: Re: terrible song lines
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Also, "Summer Girls"?! But that's probably a given. "New Kids on the Block had a bunch of hits, Chinese food makes me sick, and I think it's fly when girls stop by for the summer..."

I LIEK GURLS THAT WEAR ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH

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 Post subject: Re: terrible song lines
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Disclaimer: I love the Barenaked Ladies and would gladly listen to their music all day. But:
"Chickity China, the Chinese chicken. You have a drumstick and your brain starts tickin'." That's the only line that bugs me. Why the fork would your brain tick? Is it audible? Why is China chickity?


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 Post subject: Re: terrible song lines
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 Post subject: Re: terrible song lines
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From "Smooth Operator" we have this gem: Coast to coast, from L.A. to Chicago

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 Post subject: Re: terrible song lines
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chicago is on a coast, i guess.

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 Post subject: Re: terrible song lines
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 Post subject: Re: terrible song lines
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"Cause it doesn't make a difference if we make it or not" followed a few lines later by "Take my hand and we'll make it I swear"


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 Post subject: Re: terrible song lines
PostPosted: Mon Sep 17, 2012 2:27 pm 
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"Cause it doesn't make a difference if we make it or not" followed a few lines later by "Take my hand and we'll make it I swear"


UGH that is the worst.
Worst song, too.

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 Post subject: Re: terrible song lines
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paprikapapaya wrote:
fruitbat wrote:
"Cause it doesn't make a difference if we make it or not" followed a few lines later by "Take my hand and we'll make it I swear"


UGH that is the worst.
Worst song, too.


no. opposite. i think maybe you haven't been singing it loudly enough. try really shouting it at the top of your lungs.

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 Post subject: Re: terrible song lines
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acr wrote:
paprikapapaya wrote:
fruitbat wrote:
"Cause it doesn't make a difference if we make it or not" followed a few lines later by "Take my hand and we'll make it I swear"


UGH that is the worst.
Worst song, too.


no. opposite. i think maybe you haven't been singing it loudly enough. try really shouting it at the top of your lungs.


Also, it works way better if you change it to "it doesn't make a difference if we're naked or not".

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 Post subject: Re: terrible song lines
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Pretty much the entirety of "Butterfly" by Crazy Town. That song is terrible. Here's a sample of their lyrical genius:

"Hey sugar momma, come and dance with me
The smartest thing you ever did was take a chance with me
Whatever tickles your fancy
Girl it's me and you like Sid and Nancy"

Yeah, it's heaps smart to take a chance with someone who compares your relationship to Sid Vicious and Nancy Spungen's.

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 Post subject: Re: terrible song lines
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Who's that lounging in my chair?

(Because "yeah" totally rhymes with "chair".)

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 Post subject: Re: terrible song lines
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(Because "yeah" totally rhymes with "chair".)

it does if you have a non-rhotic accent.

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