terrible song lines

acr · **Posted:** Sat Sep 15, 2012 2:56 pm

kmouse wrote:

I love Paul McCartney & Wings but sometimes...

Well, well, take off your face
Recover from the trip you've been on
I want you to lie on the bed
Get you ready for my polygon

What does that even mean?

paul mccartney slips acid in people's drinks, seduces them, and then banishes them to the phantom zone?

EmperorTomatoKetchup · **Posted:** Sat Sep 15, 2012 7:39 pm

this ever changing world in which we live in

poopiebitch · **Posted:** Sat Sep 15, 2012 8:45 pm

EmperorTomatoKetchup wrote:

this ever changing world in which we live in

Oh my gosh, YES. That one makes me crazy every time I hear it!

FootFace · **Posted:** Sat Sep 15, 2012 11:35 pm

I think it's "if this ever changing world in which we're livin'..."

Or let's just pretend that's what it is?

Jigglypuff · **Posted:** Sun Sep 16, 2012 1:56 am

EmperorTomatoKetchup wrote:

this ever changing world in which we live in

I came here to post this line! It's so grating.

starrynight87 · **Posted:** Sun Sep 16, 2012 1:23 pm

acr wrote:

kmouse wrote:

I love Paul McCartney & Wings but sometimes...

Well, well, take off your face
Recover from the trip you've been on
I want you to lie on the bed
Get you ready for my polygon

What does that even mean?

paul mccartney slips acid in people's drinks, seduces them, and then banishes them to the phantom zone?

Maybe his penis is actually a polygon?

❀madam dahlia❀ · **Posted:** Mon Sep 17, 2012 5:21 am

breakfast at tiffany's. the whole song. a whole song of bad lines.

baps · **Posted:** Mon Sep 17, 2012 5:49 am

"When I hold my baby, she says I do it nice
And I like my chicken with rice and lemonade..."

I miss the 90s.

baps · **Posted:** Mon Sep 17, 2012 5:51 am

"what was I supposed to do, he was out of town and his 2 friends were SOOOOO fine!"

GymClassZero · **Posted:** Mon Sep 17, 2012 6:21 am

baps wrote:

"When I hold my baby, she says I do it nice
And I like my chicken with rice and lemonade..."

I miss the 90s.

"I saw the sign, it opened up my eyes, I saw the sign. Life is demanding, it takes some understanding." :)

Also, "Summer Girls"?! But that's probably a given. "New Kids on the Block had a bunch of hits, Chinese food makes me sick, and I think it's fly when girls stop by for the summer..."

EmperorTomatoKetchup · **Posted:** Mon Sep 17, 2012 10:16 am

GymClassZero wrote:

Also, "Summer Girls"?! But that's probably a given. "New Kids on the Block had a bunch of hits, Chinese food makes me sick, and I think it's fly when girls stop by for the summer..."

I LIEK GURLS THAT WEAR ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH

GymClassZero · **Posted:** Mon Sep 17, 2012 10:21 am

Disclaimer: I love the Barenaked Ladies and would gladly listen to their music all day. But:
"Chickity China, the Chinese chicken. You have a drumstick and your brain starts tickin'." That's the only line that bugs me. Why the fork would your brain tick? Is it audible? Why is China chickity?

mittenmacher · **Posted:** Mon Sep 17, 2012 12:36 pm

"Even if you were broke, my love don't cost a thing."

Shouldn't be, like, especially if you were broke?

choirqueer · **Posted:** Mon Sep 17, 2012 1:28 pm

From "Smooth Operator" we have this gem: Coast to coast, from L.A. to Chicago

acr · **Posted:** Mon Sep 17, 2012 1:49 pm

chicago is on a coast, i guess.

paprikapapaya · **Posted:** Mon Sep 17, 2012 1:50 pm

All lyrics written by Ozzy Ozbourne could be here. Allathem.

fruitbat · **Posted:** Mon Sep 17, 2012 1:56 pm

"Cause it doesn't make a difference if we make it or not" followed a few lines later by "Take my hand and we'll make it I swear"

paprikapapaya · **Posted:** Mon Sep 17, 2012 2:27 pm

fruitbat wrote:

"Cause it doesn't make a difference if we make it or not" followed a few lines later by "Take my hand and we'll make it I swear"

UGH that is the worst.
Worst song, too.

acr · **Posted:** Mon Sep 17, 2012 3:08 pm

paprikapapaya wrote:

fruitbat wrote:

"Cause it doesn't make a difference if we make it or not" followed a few lines later by "Take my hand and we'll make it I swear"

UGH that is the worst.
Worst song, too.

no. opposite. i think maybe you haven't been singing it loudly enough. try really shouting it at the top of your lungs.

starrynight87 · **Posted:** Mon Sep 17, 2012 4:06 pm

choirqueer · **Posted:** Mon Sep 17, 2012 11:45 pm

acr wrote:

paprikapapaya wrote:

fruitbat wrote:

"Cause it doesn't make a difference if we make it or not" followed a few lines later by "Take my hand and we'll make it I swear"

UGH that is the worst.
Worst song, too.

no. opposite. i think maybe you haven't been singing it loudly enough. try really shouting it at the top of your lungs.

Also, it works way better if you change it to "it doesn't make a difference if we're naked or not".

gunk · **Posted:** Tue Sep 18, 2012 4:22 am

Pretty much the entirety of "Butterfly" by Crazy Town. That song is terrible. Here's a sample of their lyrical genius:

"Hey sugar momma, come and dance with me
The smartest thing you ever did was take a chance with me
Whatever tickles your fancy
Girl it's me and you like Sid and Nancy"

Yeah, it's heaps smart to take a chance with someone who compares your relationship to Sid Vicious and Nancy Spungen's.

baps · **Posted:** Tue Sep 18, 2012 5:39 am

"Don't say you're easy on me, you're about as easy as a nuclear war"

Always thought that was a stupid line.

choirqueer · **Posted:** Tue Sep 18, 2012 9:30 am

I smell sex and candy, yeah
Who's that lounging in my chair?

(Because "yeah" totally rhymes with "chair".)

EmperorTomatoKetchup · **Posted:** Tue Sep 18, 2012 10:11 am

choirqueer wrote:

(Because "yeah" totally rhymes with "chair".)

it does if you have a non-rhotic accent.

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