Post Punk Kitchen Forum

Omnis in the house could leave misleading clues... But there are telltale signs, such as those below...
- there are four different things floating in liquid in the fridge
- the blender looks like it could chew through brick, and it could!
- you find bulk quantities of nuts or unidentifed powders, often sealed with clothes pegs
- something is soaking in a bowl covered in a cloth

Any more? Or is this just me?!

I was looking in my fridge earlier and thinking that, despite the ham (ick) it was a dead giveaway!

In case you are wondering... Floating in my fridge:
1. Seitan Chicken
2. Seitan bacon
3. Tofu
4. Vegan artisan mozerella

Nooch!

there's a gallon jar of nooch in the pantry?

::edit:: jinx!

The vegetable crisper in the fridge is broken because of overuse.

There's what some non-vegans might call an over abundance of beans around!

Gram flour- not conclusive but...
Vital wheat gluten- pretty conclusive in the UK I think, where you have to order it and it costs a bloody fortune.
Liquid smoke ditto- not conclusive on its own but if there's tamari in the fridge... Well'

the meat drawer has veggie dogs, tofu, and seitan in it.

there are 15 different kinds of flour in the fridge or cabinets.

There are 1000 margarine tubs being used for various things round the house- some are in the fridge with floating things inside.

i don't know . . . i think this might be how i know i'm in a serial killer house.

I have wondered about some of those tubs...

That's funny an omni said this to me when she was staying with us this summer...

You know you're staying with a vegan when there is more than one kind of bean in the refrigerator at a time (we had four at the time).

The pantry is brimming with various jars of beans, lentils, seeds, grains, nooch and tvp.

When the resident 4 year old knows what nutritional yeast is and eats it by the spoon.
Having multiple milk types in your fridge.

There's a jar of tahini in the fridge.

There's no eggs in those little eggholders, which are being used to hold veggies in various stages of dehydration.

When the (vegan) dog only seems to be chewing on vegan shoes.....

broccoli farts

<3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 4eva <3

AC, our broccoli never farts. You might have a bad batch.

The drawer in the fridge normally used for cheese/butter/what-have-you is filled with tubs and tubs of hummus.

90% of the cookbooks on your shelves have titles that have puns in them (or have just replaced a word that sounds like vegan with the word vegan)

Right now the only floating thing i have garbanzos, but there are other pyrex dishes full of rice, wild rice, seitan cutlets, and tabouli.

I third that the gallon container of nooch is a dead giveaway.

the contents of your cupboards make it look like you're hosting a UN convention.

- 2 varieties of kale in the fridge
- inhabitants of apartment fight over who gets to finish off the jar of tahini
- there's a "veg in your city" directory stuck to the fridge door

and all the others too. I think there's some black beans soaking away right now...

There are 800 menus in the drawer from the same local vegan takeout place