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the vegan vulcan
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Post subject: (i wrote--and published--a book!!) Posted: Thu Sep 20, 2012 2:27 pm |
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| Can't Dance, Isn't Part of Revolution |
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Joined: Wed Oct 20, 2010 2:57 pm Posts: 157 Location: Boulder, CO
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Hi PPKers!! I wrote a book, and it came out on Amazon today. It's through a bizarro publisher, Lazy Fascist, and it's called A Pretty Mouth. I'm proud of it, and I just wanted to share my book birthday with all of you.
I suck at describing what on earth my book is about, so here's the back cover copy:
Re-Animator meets The Secret History in this Tale of Sex and Science
Henry Milliner thinks his days of being the school pariah are over forever when he attracts the attention of Wadham College's coolest Fellow Commoner, St John Clement, the Lard Calipash. St John is everything Henry isn't: Brilliant, graceful, rich, universally respected. And as if that wasn't enough, St John is also the leader of the Blithe Company, the clique of Natural Philosophy majors who rule Wadham with style. But when being St John's protege ends up becoming a weirder experience than Henry anticipated -- and the Blithe Company doesn't quite turn out to be the decadent, debauched crew he dreamed of -- Henry has some big decisons to make. Should he beg the forgiveness of his only friend, naive underclassman John Wilmot, 2nd Earl of Rochester, or should he ride it out with St John and try to come out on top?
Tangling with a Calipash is an invariably risky endeavor. From antiquity to the modern era, few who have encountered members of that family have benefited from the acquaintance. If only Henry knew the that Calipashes are notorious for their history of sinister schemes, lewd larks, and eldritch experiments, he would realize there are way worse things than being unpopular...
So .... anyways! Yay! I just felt the need to share.
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Post subject: Re: (i wrote--and published--a book!!) Posted: Thu Sep 20, 2012 2:29 pm |
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| Just Loathin' Around! |
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Awesome!
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FootFace
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Post subject: Re: (i wrote--and published--a book!!) Posted: Thu Sep 20, 2012 2:50 pm |
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| Grandfathered In |
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Joined: Tue Oct 19, 2010 1:41 pm Posts: 8228 Location: Seattle
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That's great! Bravo!
_________________ Did somebody say Keep on rockin?
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dakini
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Post subject: Re: (i wrote--and published--a book!!) Posted: Thu Sep 20, 2012 3:30 pm |
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| Spent a night at the Bates Motel |
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vegimator
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Post subject: Re: (i wrote--and published--a book!!) Posted: Thu Sep 20, 2012 4:04 pm |
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Joined: Wed Oct 20, 2010 1:56 pm Posts: 1424 Location: oakland
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Well done!! Also, that's a pretty intriguing synopsis!
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ijustdiedinside
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Post subject: Re: (i wrote--and published--a book!!) Posted: Thu Sep 20, 2012 4:16 pm |
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| Combs Jeff's Moustache |
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Joined: Sun Sep 05, 2010 8:43 pm Posts: 8683
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yay, congrats!!
_________________ I am not a troll. I am TELLING YOU THE ******GOD'S TRUTH****** AND YOU JUST DON'T WANT THE HEAR IT DO YOU?
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elouise
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Post subject: Re: (i wrote--and published--a book!!) Posted: Thu Sep 20, 2012 4:19 pm |
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| Making Threats to Punks Again |
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the vegan vulcan
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Post subject: Re: (i wrote--and published--a book!!) Posted: Thu Sep 20, 2012 6:46 pm |
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| Can't Dance, Isn't Part of Revolution |
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Joined: Wed Oct 20, 2010 2:57 pm Posts: 157 Location: Boulder, CO
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_________________ Re-animate your feet.
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FootFace
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Post subject: Re: (i wrote--and published--a book!!) Posted: Thu Sep 20, 2012 8:41 pm |
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Joined: Tue Oct 19, 2010 1:41 pm Posts: 8228 Location: Seattle
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*seething with envy*
_________________ Did somebody say Keep on rockin?
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Post subject: Re: (i wrote--and published--a book!!) Posted: Thu Sep 20, 2012 8:52 pm |
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it's gorgeous!
_________________ I am not a troll. I am TELLING YOU THE ******GOD'S TRUTH****** AND YOU JUST DON'T WANT THE HEAR IT DO YOU?
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Nebraskalaska
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Post subject: Re: (i wrote--and published--a book!!) Posted: Thu Sep 20, 2012 9:27 pm |
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| Asked Santa for a pony |
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congratulations!
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seitanicverses
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Post subject: Re: (i wrote--and published--a book!!) Posted: Thu Sep 20, 2012 9:31 pm |
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Congratulations! So exciting! The book looks and sounds wonderful and I'd love to read it!
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Post subject: Re: (i wrote--and published--a book!!) Posted: Thu Sep 20, 2012 10:07 pm |
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| Fair trade, organic mistletoe |
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Go you!
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IsaChandra
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Post subject: Re: (i wrote--and published--a book!!) Posted: Thu Sep 20, 2012 10:55 pm |
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| Venomous Head of Veganism |
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Mazel tov! I ordered the hell out of it.
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Post subject: Re: (i wrote--and published--a book!!) Posted: Thu Sep 20, 2012 11:00 pm |
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Excellent! I'm just about due for a book buying binge, too.
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the vegan vulcan
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Post subject: Re: (i wrote--and published--a book!!) Posted: Fri Sep 21, 2012 10:51 am |
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| Can't Dance, Isn't Part of Revolution |
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Joined: Wed Oct 20, 2010 2:57 pm Posts: 157 Location: Boulder, CO
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Omg you guys! Thank you so much! <3 <3 <3
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mumbles
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Post subject: Re: (i wrote--and published--a book!!) Posted: Fri Sep 21, 2012 11:53 am |
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Sweet!
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