Post Punk Kitchen Forum

I used to have a boyfriend who thought jammies like that were sexy. A quote: "A little frumpage is a good thing."

This would all be so much easier if guys weren't so damn sexy all the time.

Yeah. Happy looser anniversary.
Whatever happen I didn't deserve it. I feel sad hateful and hugly
}:'(

Used to? God, the delicious inertia of that one would probably end in marriage for me.

Kidding.

sort of.

I don't get it, am such a catch. *
as proof I would like to submit this screenshot of a skypecall my friend greg took while I was eating vegemite toast in bed not wearing pants, and watching buffy while not listening to a single word he was saying:





* noted as sarcastic, in case it wasn't clear

a) I thought you were flipping the bird
b) anyone that eats Vegemite toast is probably a catch. probably except for most Australians.

Also, pants are overrated.

Interestingly, even though I'm still in the 'no-sex' camp that previously was driving me insane... apparently just regular snuggles with the right person is enough to snap me back into normal-person brain. I mean, I still want it for sure, but I'm not obsessing anymore, and not needing to 'relieve' myself as often.

PS: Boober you are totally a catch.

what makes you think she isn't?

A month and a half arrrg

Also it's basically never going to happen again because I do stupid things like show women I think might be into me my personal copies of My Little Pony storybooks.

That's how you weed out the ones who don't deserve you! <3

Tea, don't feel bad... I have a couple kid's books (illustrated by Mary Blair!!! aldkjflsdfj) on my bookshelf.

Either someone gets you or they don't. I agree with CQ, it's how you weed out the undeserving ones!!

On a separate note, I can't wait to flounce dramatically from this thread. I won't even say how long it's been.

holy shiitake, can i join you?!

sure, lemme just move the entire library worth of trashy scifi books and 3 essays about women in graffiti art off the other side of the bed.

bed full of books !!!!!
> no room for sex-mates!
I know this very well ...

(is it the CAUSE of my zero affective life ...or rather some unconscious strategy?)

That sounds like an ideal second date to me...

I cuddled with a friendish boy during freshman year. It was completely platonic although he came to mind a few times throughout a later relationship which was a cause for false alarm. Or so it seemed. Cuddling with strangers is more difficult, but new friends sometimes like being cuddle buddies (I felt safe because he lived with his parents who were literally always home and very nosey). It actually ended with a text message saying that Michael Jackson had died from one of his friends.

Boober, you come across as a smart cutie, marmite or none.

i like where this is going :D

/creepy?

wow you guys know I am game for makeouts with pretty much any vegan, right?




also, thank you guys for being so nice, I know it probs seems like I was asking for you guys to tell me I was forkable, but I really wasn't! I accept that I'm a mess! In fact, up until my most recent one, I was probably the worst relationship (emotionally) any of my previous partners had ever had.

Haha, see, I worry that makeouts will make my friendships weird with people so on that basis alone I tend not to initiate them. Which, if you think about it, pretty much means that I will never ever make out with anyone ever. Awesome :P

pft... total babe

GUHHHHH! Just had a really intense sex dream involving a friend who I know is not interested and whom I see often enough that having sex dreams about this is really awkward. But ohhhmygod it was a good one. Nothing quite like waking up from that to remind me of how much actual sex I am clearly not having.

It's been a year and three weeks. The longest I've been without is five years, three months and two weeks.