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I just broke my 'garlic in the vag' cherry.

a killer yeast infection hit while i was at work and all i could think about was how i was going home, shoving some garlic up there, and telling the new ppk all about it.

what should i expect?


Aruna

I'm with you! I was freeclovin' it up earlier today...
What a way to start on the new boards.

Congrats on popping your vag-garlic cherry! Once you experience the joys of freeclovin', you'll never go back.

I have no experiences to share, since I've never had a yeast infection and have had no other excuse to shove garlic up there, but damn, all the best parts of the old board have moved on to the new one! I applaud.

yay! i'm not alone!

i too am free clovin' it. i was apprehensive about it and tried to tie some floss around the garlic, but the garlic kept slipping out of the floss and finally i gave up.

thanks guys!

You should expect a garlic taste in your mouth! It's so strange...

Wait a minute... you need an excuse to shove garlic up there?

You know, when I read the original thread on the old ppk I was skeptical... but I tried it, and it works. No garlic at the moment, however. And when I do have garlic up there it's got a string through the middle. Better safe than digging for garlic.

Not in my vajayjay, no.

hey guys...how long do you leave it in for? and how often do you change cloves?

thanks!

I've done it before! I left it in overnight, but I had wrapped it in cheesecloth and left a bit outside so I could easily tug it out. Worked like a charm!

oh, and I had made a bunch of slits in it to really get the garlickyness going. By the morning, my whole mouth tasted like garlic!

can we retire the word vajayjay?

oh...ok...will try the slits thing tomorrow. don't have the guts to go free cloving overnight.

thanks though!

I tried it last week but it didn't work. I think I might have tried it too late. BUT I will definitely try it again next time, maybe I didn't use enough? Y'all who've had it work before, how much did you use?

So .. wait, does this actually work?

On the new PPK I don't talk about the garlic in my vaj.

It's sort of the elephant in the room.

Not until there's a better option.

I've usually just left it in overnight, or else for a full day. That generally does it for me. If that's not enough, maybe try for longer, but I guess I'd want to change cloves every 12-24 hours or something.

Oh, and vajayjay may not be the best word, but I don't even know what to suggest. Personally, I don't have a vajayjay... being trans, you tend to re-label all the bits. But I guess it's serviceable (as a word).

When I read the original thread, I laughed and laughed and laughed at people. Two days later I had a killer yeast infection. I basically did what PaprikaPapaya did (poked holes in it, wrapped it in cheesecloth, and shoved it in).

I'd like to nominate as alternatives to vajayjay: vagine or yoni.

Is it weird that I kind of want a yeast infection so I can try this?

And can't we just say vagina?

The cheese cloth thing sounds like it would be irritating, no? Especially if you already have an infection. I was never that worried about losing garlic in my vagina but I drove a thread through it with a needle and tied the ends together, just in case.

As for the slits in the garlic, it does make it more potent, but if you overdo it, it can also irritate you real bad! What I do is I use an intact clove the first day, then change it to one with nicks, increasing as needed.

And here I am as if I were a pro of the vaginal garlic kind. Just to clarify, I'm not.

Yes, and no.

What is life without annoying euphemisms? I need to buy some garlic, BTW. I'll let you know how it works soon.

(edited to correct spelling)

This has opened up a whole new world to me. I've never had a yeast infection, but at least if I ever get one I can try this and it'll be like the silver lining of an irritated cloud.

My whole thing with it is this: there are a gazillion alternative names for dicks. My vagina likes a name change every now and then, but mostly she goes by yoni.

I'm not opposed to other names. I just hate vajayjay. Anything else would be fine.