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 Post subject: Re: the No Context thread
PostPosted: Tue Sep 25, 2012 10:29 pm 
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Well, that took a turn for the lesbian.

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 Post subject: Re: the No Context thread
PostPosted: Tue Sep 25, 2012 11:30 pm 
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Take your logic and reason elsewhere. We don't need that shiitake here.


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 Post subject: Re: the No Context thread
PostPosted: Sat Sep 29, 2012 3:38 am 
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PostPosted: Sat Sep 29, 2012 3:59 am 
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"Go make a clone and fork yourself".


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 Post subject: Re: the No Context thread
PostPosted: Mon Oct 01, 2012 1:28 pm 
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 Post subject: Re: the No Context thread
PostPosted: Tue Oct 02, 2012 12:41 am 
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 Post subject: Re: the No Context thread
PostPosted: Tue Oct 02, 2012 2:48 am 
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lepelaar wrote:
lutin wrote:
That hole isn't nearly big enough.
- lepelaar @ the last PPK.nl meetup.



Haha! And the funny thing is, I really don't remember the context!


I consider that a win.


Was that in Utrecht? I think it was about the trash can. I'm sorry if I just gave this context.


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 Post subject: Re: the No Context thread
PostPosted: Tue Oct 02, 2012 5:59 am 
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Thank you, pickledtreats! I know this is the no context thread, but it bugged me that I couldn't remember why I'd said that!

TurningVioletViolet wrote:
"Go make a clone and fork yourself".


Ok, that one's going into standard rotation.

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PostPosted: Tue Oct 02, 2012 1:25 pm 
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 Post subject: Re: the No Context thread
PostPosted: Tue Oct 02, 2012 10:25 pm 
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lepelaar wrote:

TurningVioletViolet wrote:
"Go make a clone and fork yourself".


Ok, that one's going into standard rotation.


When I was in primary school, payphones cost about 20 cents per local call. So kids would say to eachother "here's 20 cents, go call someone who cares". Eventually the call cost went to 30c so it became "here's 30 cents, go call someone who cares". Then in high school there were phone cards, so it was "here's a phone card, go call someone who cares". In university it became "go email someone who cares", then "go text someone who cares". And now we're really in the future because there are insults involving cloning.


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 Post subject: Re: the No Context thread
PostPosted: Wed Oct 03, 2012 5:37 am 
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PostPosted: Wed Oct 03, 2012 6:05 am 
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 Post subject: Re: the No Context thread
PostPosted: Fri Oct 05, 2012 7:45 pm 
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 Post subject: Re: the No Context thread
PostPosted: Sat Oct 06, 2012 5:47 pm 
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 Post subject: Re: the No Context thread
PostPosted: Sun Oct 07, 2012 7:39 am 
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I've never custard in 20 seconds.

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 Post subject: Re: the No Context thread
PostPosted: Tue Oct 09, 2012 12:35 pm 
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 Post subject: Re: the No Context thread
PostPosted: Wed Oct 10, 2012 3:18 am 
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 Post subject: Re: the No Context thread
PostPosted: Mon Oct 15, 2012 12:10 pm 
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PostPosted: Sat Oct 20, 2012 12:25 pm 
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 Post subject: Re: the No Context thread
PostPosted: Sat Oct 20, 2012 3:24 pm 
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PostPosted: Sat Oct 20, 2012 5:54 pm 
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 Post subject: Re: the No Context thread
PostPosted: Sun Oct 21, 2012 9:25 pm 
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This one is actually worse with a little bit of context, since it came from my 17-year-old dance student during rehearsal today.

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PostPosted: Mon Oct 22, 2012 9:14 am 
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 Post subject: Re: the No Context thread
PostPosted: Tue Oct 30, 2012 12:12 am 
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From this, I interpret that your cat has turned you into pumpkins and is headed off to feast upon your entrails.

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 Post subject: Re: the No Context thread
PostPosted: Thu Nov 01, 2012 7:59 pm 
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