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 Post subject: Celery! Nature's toothbrush...
PostPosted: Mon Oct 15, 2012 4:21 pm 
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 15, 2012 4:43 pm 
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 Post subject: Re: Celery! Nature's toothbrush...
PostPosted: Mon Oct 15, 2012 5:09 pm 
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that picture is just so wrong


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 Post subject: Re: Celery! Nature's toothbrush...
PostPosted: Mon Oct 15, 2012 5:18 pm 
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Boy. With friends like that, what veggie needs enemies?

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 Post subject: Re: Celery! Nature's toothbrush...
PostPosted: Mon Oct 15, 2012 5:27 pm 
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That celery seems to really be enjoying brushing out the anus of someone with a horizontal butt crack.


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 Post subject: Re: Celery! Nature's toothbrush...
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 Post subject: Re: Celery! Nature's toothbrush...
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 Post subject: Re: Celery! Nature's toothbrush...
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 Post subject: Re: Celery! Nature's toothbrush...
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 Post subject: Re: Celery! Nature's toothbrush...
PostPosted: Mon Oct 15, 2012 7:54 pm 
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Boy. With friends like that, what veggie needs enemas?

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PostPosted: Mon Oct 15, 2012 8:48 pm 
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RandiJM wrote:
lavawitch wrote:
Boy. With friends like that, what veggie needs enemas?


I knew someone would sink rise to the occasion.

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 Post subject: Re: Celery! Nature's toothbrush...
PostPosted: Mon Oct 15, 2012 9:39 pm 
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Not a dental thread then? Bummer.


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 Post subject: Re: Celery! Nature's toothbrush...
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No wonder that health tip issues from the pen of "Devil Chef"! Yeouch!

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 Post subject: Re: Celery! Nature's toothbrush...
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 Post subject: Re: Celery! Nature's toothbrush...
PostPosted: Tue Oct 16, 2012 5:26 am 
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I've always been hated by celery, ever since I was a child.


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I don't know whether this makes me glad or disappointed that I don't like celery.

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 Post subject: Re: Celery! Nature's toothbrush...
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hmmm, this reminds me of a facebook message session I had the other week

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PostPosted: Tue Oct 16, 2012 7:46 pm 
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 Post subject: Re: Celery! Nature's toothbrush...
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I love celery, I eat it for lunch with hummus 2-3 times a week.... This picture has made me very confused about who I am now....


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 Post subject: Re: Celery! Nature's toothbrush...
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This makes me happy, especially happy to have finished off the head of celery with dinner.


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 Post subject: Re: Celery! Nature's toothbrush...
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Picture for making you say "I'm so glad I never liked celery in the first place?"

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 Post subject: Re: Celery! Nature's toothbrush...
PostPosted: Wed Oct 17, 2012 5:18 pm 
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I feel weird about how much celery I ate last night, now...uhhh

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