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Yes 58%  58%  [ 33 ]
No 42%  42%  [ 24 ]
Total votes : 57
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 Post subject: Re: Would you have sex with Ron Swanson?
PostPosted: Mon Jul 16, 2012 12:48 am 
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so all of you like a mix between Zack Galafahnakis and Tom Selleck?

guess I have a shot with most of the PPK ladies then because I think that guy looks weird and his beard is extra pubicy in that one pic

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 Post subject: Re: Would you have sex with Ron Swanson?
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Oh fork, you guys. I have such a broner right now.

http://www.vulture.com/2012/10/pay-mone ... naked.html

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 Post subject: Re: Would you have sex with Ron Swanson?
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 Post subject: Re: Would you have sex with Ron Swanson?
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alden wrote:
I don't believe so, but I sure as hell would do a woodworking project with him.

http://offermanwoodshop.com/


I went with no on the sex, but hells yeah to woodworking projects! I love building shiitake.


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 Post subject: Re: Would you have sex with Ron Swanson?
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yeahhhh

He's so manly and barrel chested. It would be like boning a modern day Theodore Roosevelt.


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 Post subject: Re: Would you have sex with Ron Swanson?
PostPosted: Thu Oct 18, 2012 10:55 pm 
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elouise wrote:
Like you even had to ask.

Besides, in real life, Nick Offerman is a total fox:
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Woa! I mistakenly voted no because I had no idea who this person was, and when I googled him, I was like "no thanks". But this picture completely changes my mind.

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 Post subject: Re: Would you have sex with Ron Swanson?
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I would have sex with Aubrey Plaza. I would even have a threesome with April and Andy.


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 Post subject: Re: Would you have sex with Ron Swanson?
PostPosted: Fri Oct 19, 2012 1:33 am 
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Fee wrote:
Probably. After like hanging out in the same small group of mutual friends for two years one night where we both get too drunk and he makes the first three moves and I get caught up in the flattery and lingering thoughts that it might be years before I ever get the opportunity to have sex again. And in the morning I get up and leave before he even wakes up even though we were at my house and he might steal shiitake, it's better than awkward morning after exchanges where I try to avoid the obvious and he tries to not be as awkward as me. Plus I'll be hungry and I can't eat in front of strangers.

And I don't know who he is.

I'd like to draw everyone's attention to the awesomeness that is Fee.


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 Post subject: Re: Would you have sex with Ron Swanson?
PostPosted: Fri Oct 19, 2012 9:19 pm 
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I would have sex with Ron Swanson AND Leslie Knope. And probably Donna and Aubrey Plaza, too.


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