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starrynight87 · **Posted:** Fri Oct 19, 2012 9:24 pm

kilgore trout wrote:

starrynight87 wrote:

acr wrote:

just in time for halloween! sorry, kids, i know you were hoping to score some good stuff this year, but i'm going to have to give you these weetabix and kale chips i've purged from my pantry. i mean, my health is on the line here.

But the children! Are you saying you don't care about their health?

Oh, they're probably a lost cause already. Their parents might be feeding them Cheerios for breakfast, for all we know. Imagine!

This is what my kids will be eating:

Tofulish · **Posted:** Fri Oct 19, 2012 9:29 pm

Its way better for you if you pour Dr Pepper over them. And even better if you get the generic version, Dr. Peeper.

chouettes crêpes · **Posted:** Fri Oct 19, 2012 11:47 pm

Tofulish wrote:

Its way better for you if you pour Dr Pepper over them. And even better if you get the generic version, Dr. Peeper.

At the Food Lion they sell a generic version called, "Dr. Perky".

Rowan · **Posted:** Sat Oct 20, 2012 12:22 am

Tofulish wrote:

Also, I no longer vaccinate my child. She has a strong immune system thanks to Smarties.

I think you mean "rockets".

These are Smarties:

Fascist · **Posted:** Sat Oct 20, 2012 2:33 pm

We should all model our body images in the way of candy ravers. They are clearly the pinnacle of both health and fashion.

I, personally, never leave home without a ring lollipop on each hand.

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