human sexual response

VeganFoodRocks · **Posted:** Fri Oct 26, 2012 10:40 am

so my guy and i have been together for 8 months now and the sex has always been mind blowingly amazing, seriously the best ive ever had (see past posts), there has always been plenty of asparagus slapping, hair pulling, gentle aggressiveness, etc. Lately though I find myself fantasizing a lot about him being really rough with me but I haven't brought it up to him directly because I wasn't sure how he'd feel about being as rough as I want him to be. I've been doing little things to gauge his reaction before dropping the bomb, "honey, i want you to blindfold me, tie me up, choke me and fork the shiitake out of me all at once." I also want to be rough with him, while I was riding him last night, I found myself with one hand on his throat at one point, with a seemingly positive reaction from him. I also got him to play with my nipples much harder than usual too. We are both big fans of nipple play, so when I saw how into being rough with mine he was, I got a little rougher with his. When we were done and laying there in post-sex bliss, I suggested nipple clamps (ive never used them but always wanted to). He said we could talk and think about it ( he was super sleepy at this point) and judging by how rough he was with my nipples this morning while I was giving him a blow job, I think he will be very receptive!

VeganFoodRocks · **Posted:** Fri Oct 26, 2012 10:41 am

Tea wrote:

Actually nvm this was tmi.

no such thing in this thread!

fupapack · **Posted:** Fri Oct 26, 2012 2:21 pm

dudes, i'm just going to admit here that i try to make an effort to eat lots of pineapple for only one (and maybe unproven?) reason - so i taste really good?

Mars · **Posted:** Fri Oct 26, 2012 4:40 pm

I heard that was a thing for semen, not le vag. But who knows!

Tea · **Posted:** Fri Oct 26, 2012 6:07 pm

VeganFoodRocks wrote:

Tea wrote:

Actually nvm this was tmi.

no such thing in this thread!

Okay, well basically the woman I've been seeing and I tried to sleep together, but she's never done it before and it turns out hymens are harder to bypass than I thought. I really don't want to cause any pain so we ended up not being successful in our endeavours because trying to push harder just resulted in more discomfort for her without actually getting in. So... um... what do we do? Lube? Lots of fingers beforehand?

papercuts · **Posted:** Fri Oct 26, 2012 7:40 pm

my advice to tea: have her be on top and direct the action.

*le sigh* I haven't had sex in... at least five months? I'm kind of thinking about seeing someone, and getting really pissed about the sex aspect. Like; do I really want to date you, or do I just need to have sex?

paprikapapaya · **Posted:** Fri Oct 26, 2012 7:43 pm

Tea wrote:

VeganFoodRocks wrote:

Tea wrote:

Actually nvm this was tmi.

no such thing in this thread!

Okay, well basically the woman I've been seeing and I tried to sleep together, but she's never done it before and it turns out hymens are harder to bypass than I thought. I really don't want to cause any pain so we ended up not being successful in our endeavours because trying to push harder just resulted in more discomfort for her without actually getting in. So... um... what do we do? Lube? Lots of fingers beforehand?

Lube and her understanding that it hurts with even the gentlest of lovers the first (and few) times. Also, put towels down...I ruined my boyfriend's sheets that way. And then his mom cleaned them and said to me, "I know what you did with my son."

yay sexings!

Mars · **Posted:** Sat Oct 27, 2012 2:06 am

Arrrrrrrr pent up sexual frustration land

strawberryrock · **Joined:** Sun Oct 24, 2010 6:15 pm **Posts:** 1669

Mars wrote:

Arrrrrrrr pent up sexual frustration land

I feel this!

Two girls to text...and yet...

coldandsleepy · **Posted:** Sat Oct 27, 2012 2:20 am

paprikapapaya wrote:

Lube and her understanding that it hurts with even the gentlest of lovers the first (and few) times. Also, put towels down...I ruined my boyfriend's sheets that way. And then his mom cleaned them and said to me, "I know what you did with my son."

Ha ha ha ha. An ex-boyfriend once had this conversation with his mother:

Mother: I found coldandsleepy's underwear. In your room.
Him: (silent look of horror)
Mother: I washed them. *hands underwear back*

Sra. Nooch · **Posted:** Sat Oct 27, 2012 10:45 pm

fupapack wrote:

dudes, i'm just going to admit here that i try to make an effort to eat lots of pineapple for only one (and maybe unproven?) reason - so i taste really good?

Pineapple and inulin (chicory root) are prebiotics -- they feed good bacteria to keep you balanced. Can't hurt! I always find eating a shoite-ton of yogurt everyday helps.

Adam Crisis · **Posted:** Sat Oct 27, 2012 11:36 pm

fupapack wrote:

dudes, i'm just going to admit here that i try to make an effort to eat lots of pineapple for only one (and maybe unproven?) reason - so i taste really good?

I have done that test myself and apparently there is no taste difference...but I fully support pineapple consumption because pineapples are amazing

also its now been confirmed by multiple sources that I custard a lot...as in volume. Im creepily proud of that fact too

fupapack · **Posted:** Sun Oct 28, 2012 8:04 am

also cutting up a whole pineapple is really fun

Tea · **Posted:** Mon Oct 29, 2012 8:11 am

Ahhh :3

paprikapapaya · **Posted:** Mon Oct 29, 2012 9:41 am

coldandsleepy wrote:

paprikapapaya wrote:

Lube and her understanding that it hurts with even the gentlest of lovers the first (and few) times. Also, put towels down...I ruined my boyfriend's sheets that way. And then his mom cleaned them and said to me, "I know what you did with my son."

Ha ha ha ha. An ex-boyfriend once had this conversation with his mother:

Mother: I found coldandsleepy's underwear. In your room.
Him: (silent look of horror)
Mother: I washed them. *hands underwear back*

Oh god! Hahaha. You couldn't pay me enough to relive those awkward years.

Mars · **Posted:** Tue Oct 30, 2012 1:09 am

I should never have followed my conscious and cut ties with that guy who happily responded to booty calls, has a car, and is a LMT. That was kind of a dumb idea.

strawberryrock · **Joined:** Sun Oct 24, 2010 6:15 pm **Posts:** 1669

I keep on thinking I shouldn't have cut ties with the girl I was seeing for a bit because sex is nice but then I remember that we barely had sex anyway.

Mars · **Posted:** Tue Oct 30, 2012 2:06 am

Yeah, I mean, really I'm glad; he was a bit creepy! And I wasn't attracted to him. But I keep thinking how I wish I had a booty call guy with a car and who'll give me massages... Haha

strawberryrock · **Joined:** Sun Oct 24, 2010 6:15 pm **Posts:** 1669

The girl I've been crushing on is a former massage therapist but I have not gotten to take advantage of that and also I just have no idea what's going on with her because she was super weird to me last night and ok I'm in the wrong thread because this is definitely not about any sort of human sexual response.

choirqueer · **Posted:** Tue Oct 30, 2012 5:13 pm

I'm so amused by people thinking massage therapists are so great at sex. They don't teach us that kind of massage in school! (In fact, it's extremely not allowed.)

strawberryrock · **Joined:** Sun Oct 24, 2010 6:15 pm **Posts:** 1669

choirqueer wrote:

I'm so amused by people thinking massage therapists are so great at sex. They don't teach us that kind of massage in school! (In fact, it's extremely not allowed.)

I was totally not thinking about it making her good at sex, I was thinking about taking advantage of her skills for my chronic back problems!

Mars · **Posted:** Wed Oct 31, 2012 1:47 pm

strawberryrock wrote:

choirqueer wrote:

I'm so amused by people thinking massage therapists are so great at sex. They don't teach us that kind of massage in school! (In fact, it's extremely not allowed.)

I was totally not thinking about it making her good at sex, I was thinking about taking advantage of her skills for my chronic back problems!

EXACTLY MY POINT

lycophyte · **Posted:** Wed Oct 31, 2012 8:36 pm

Oh man, some goooood snow-storm sex for a few days there. It got to goood quality pretty quickly. Yeeehaw.

Spoiler: show

mumbles · **Joined:** Tue Oct 19, 2010 2:53 pm **Posts:** 2667

Strangely, they did teach me that kind of computer science at school.

Bun · **Posted:** Thu Nov 01, 2012 5:04 pm

lycophyte wrote:

Oh man, some goooood snow-storm sex for a few days there. It got to goood quality pretty quickly. Yeeehaw.

Spoiler: show

Hahahaha!

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