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I love Dillos (especially the red velvet), but can't seem to find nutritional info (especially calories). Anyone know the count on these little darlings?

uh.... what the heck is a Dillo?

I think she meant dildo. And the answer is it should have zero calories, unless you've covered it in coconut oil.

I am so glad I am not the only person who thought of a red velvet dildo. Although to be honest my first thought was armadillos, but i'm translating something that talks about armadillos so whatever.
http://store.veganessentials.com/red-ve ... p3710.aspx
no calorie count, though.

I think she meant these: http://store.veganessentials.com/red-ve ... p3710.aspx

And I would contact the company that makes them for the nutritional info: http://cakewalkbakingcompany.com/

they look like they'd be about the calories of 2 frosted red velvet cupcakes, which you could figure out from a recipe. if indeed, these red velvet twinkies are the dillos you're talking about.

Thanks-I emailed the company, should hear from them soon.

And you people have delightfully filthy minds. I have added a special something to my christmas list... :P

I'd just use the count from a twinkie, unless it needs to be super accurate. Desserts tend to be about the same so long as the size is the same.

Uh oh. Now we are getting into size issues.

For the record I'm all about red velvet dildos being a real thing.

I'm pretty sure the sugar would cause a yeast infection.

Well no, I was thinking a real dildo that's red and pretty and has a creamy white center! Oooooh and flavored! But still safe for the body.

Under the cut so its safe for work.

NICE!! That's what I'm talking about.

(This might be the best thread jack ever by the way)

just make sure it's not made from actual velvet. i think that kind might be a one-time use item due to dificulty in cleaning it thoroughly enough, and even then, i doubt it'd even be comfortable.

crittergirl222, I'd be lying if I said we aren't always this filthy.

Yeah, but you would need a velvet bag.

ETA- I never thought about glass dildos on Etsy til now. Covet thread yesss. There is a glow in the dark one.

By the way, I've had dillos plenty of times. Chocodillos are great.

Threadjack denial!!

Dillos are the best! Especially in your mouth-hole.


Really. Where else would you put them?

You all are my kind of (dirty little) people. I love it.

I totally thought dildo too when I saw this thread..

I will accept this as part of the thread jack. Thank you!