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Do you get butt pimples?
No - My butt is smooth and single toned, like I pasted it out of a magazine 23%  23%  [ 27 ]
Occasionally - but(t) you can't really tell, it quickly morphs into TV quality 29%  29%  [ 35 ]
Occasionally - the pimples don't last long, but the pigment does, providing me with polka dot butt 28%  28%  [ 33 ]
Occasionally - and the pimples stay forrreevvvveerrrr 11%  11%  [ 13 ]
Often - more than 3 pimples at a time. 8%  8%  [ 9 ]
Severely Often - Purple Boil Infestation 2%  2%  [ 2 ]
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TV butts are so pretty. And all one color.

Is yours?

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hahahaha. something I would never post about, but I'm glad you did! I definitely have them. All the time. i always wonder why everyone's butt on tv is so nice and mine is so gross.

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I've never had one. Do they hurt when you sit on them?


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I love you for starting this thread.

I've never seen a butt in real life that looked like a tv butt.

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bigpinkjellybean wrote:
I've never had one. Do they hurt when you sit on them?


I bet some do! If they hurt that much on the face, they must hurt when you sit on 'em? Any expert input?

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Oh god! I had one last week, right near the crack of my arse. It was huge and it actually clicked when I squeezed it. I had to do it again the next day but luckily it cleared out with too much effort, because that sucker was sore! Well, if you don't consider reaching round both sides of your butt with pieces of loo roll, a magnifying mirror and an old cat getting up on the side of the bath to see what the fizzle you were doing too much effort.


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bigpinkjellybean wrote:
I've never had one. Do they hurt when you sit on them?


no they don't. at least mine don't


PSA - don't try to use tea tree oil face pads on your butt zits. They work really well to get rid of the pimples, but if you get any tea tree oil/alcohol near your crack you are in for a world of pain.

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ijustdiedinside wrote:
bigpinkjellybean wrote:
I've never had one. Do they hurt when you sit on them?


no they don't. at least mine don't


PSA - don't try to use tea tree oil face pads on your butt zits. They work really well to get rid of the pimples, but if you get any tea tree oil/alcohol near your crack you are in for a world of pain.


Ouch! Thanks for the warning!

My friend accidentally drank some tea tree oil while on a cruise, she said she had "hot tubes" for a few days. Her husband was less than pleased at being stuck in a small cabin with her for those few days.


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fezza wrote:
My friend accidentally drank some tea tree oil while on a cruise,

How the fork do you drink tea tree oil!? I can barely stand the smell! The burn! That poor woman! My heart hurts for her.


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I haven't had any in quite a while, but I still have several scars.


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Meggs wrote:
fezza wrote:
My friend accidentally drank some tea tree oil while on a cruise,

How the fork do you drink tea tree oil!? I can barely stand the smell! The burn! That poor woman! My heart hurts for her.


She mixed it up with drops she was drinking in water and necked it before she realised.


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Do any of you butt pimple people do anything to treat them? ijdi mentioned cleansing pads - I have a whole 80 step regimen for my face but don't extend beyond regular shower time for butt cheekeys. Should I try extending facial cleansing treatment to my butt?

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ijustdiedinside wrote:
bigpinkjellybean wrote:
I've never had one. Do they hurt when you sit on them?


no they don't. at least mine don't


PSA - don't try to use tea tree oil face pads on your butt zits. They work really well to get rid of the pimples, but if you get any tea tree oil/alcohol near your crack you are in for a world of pain.


I burst out laughing out loud (at work) reading this. I'm sorry for your pain, but if it's any comfort, you've made butt pimples funny for me!

I actually think mine are butt hives, not butt pimples? I pretty much only get them if I eat a lot of nutritional yeast. (Which is to say, all the time.)

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I sometimes do, but I don't really look at my butt enough to know how common it is? Not as common as the acne everywhere else.

ETA: I don't know where to vote because even when its not common, I don't have the acne pigment either, but I don't have a tv butt. Guess where my birth mark is?

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I'm really glad this poll is anonymous, because I suddenly just got really embarrassed.

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frozenveggies wrote:
Do any of you butt pimple people do anything to treat them? ijdi mentioned cleansing pads - I have a whole 80 step regimen for my face but don't extend beyond regular shower time for butt cheekeys. Should I try extending facial cleansing treatment to my butt?


I don't do much when I have them because, thankfully, they're a rarity for me. I do ex-foliate my butt in the shower with scrubby gloves when I'm doing the rest of me and slather on body lotion to keep it buffed & smooth.


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yeah i get them once in a while and yeah sometimes they hurt like a mother hubbard. especially when they end up right where the edge of my underwear sits. i think they're less pimples like face pimples, and more just clogged pores from friction and not enough sunlight. also, i have kp which makes all the fleshy, peach-fuzzy areas of my body tend to get red, irritated and bumpy. i count myself lucky that my asparagus doesn't have more pimples, since my upper arms and thighs are generally a mess.


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hooray for butt pimples.


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My cousin got an ingrown butt hair that got so infected he had to get the resulting pimple surgically removed. He couldn't sit for a week or so. Most laughable surgery ever.


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I have never had a butt pimple. In fact, I've rarely had a pimple anywhere, so this doesn't surprise me much.

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Y'all who don't get butt pimples are now my sworn enemies.

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fezza wrote:
I don't do much when I have them because, thankfully, they're a rarity for me. I do ex-foliate my butt in the shower with scrubby gloves when I'm doing the rest of me and slather on body lotion to keep it buffed & smooth.

Fezza's got a buffed and smooth booty! oooh la la!

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I'm so doing this regimen because I want one, too.


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are there any daily cyclists who don't get butt pimples? the only time in the last 10 years i've had a tv-quality smooth silky butt was when i broke my arm and couldn't ride my bike for 3 months.


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mooo wrote:
are there any daily cyclists who don't get butt pimples? the only time in the last 10 years i've had a tv-quality smooth silky butt was when i broke my arm and couldn't ride my bike for 3 months.

I bike daily without butt zits.


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I don't think I've ever had one, but rest assured, I don't have a tv butt.

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