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 Post subject: Re: human sexual response
PostPosted: Fri Oct 26, 2012 10:41 am 
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Actually nvm this was tmi.



no such thing in this thread!

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 Post subject: Re: human sexual response
PostPosted: Fri Oct 26, 2012 2:21 pm 
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dudes, i'm just going to admit here that i try to make an effort to eat lots of pineapple for only one (and maybe unproven?) reason - so i taste really good?


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 Post subject: Re: human sexual response
PostPosted: Fri Oct 26, 2012 4:40 pm 
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I heard that was a thing for semen, not le vag. But who knows!

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 Post subject: Re: human sexual response
PostPosted: Fri Oct 26, 2012 6:07 pm 
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Tea wrote:
Actually nvm this was tmi.



no such thing in this thread!


Okay, well basically the woman I've been seeing and I tried to sleep together, but she's never done it before and it turns out hymens are harder to bypass than I thought. I really don't want to cause any pain so we ended up not being successful in our endeavours because trying to push harder just resulted in more discomfort for her without actually getting in. So... um... what do we do? Lube? Lots of fingers beforehand?


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 Post subject: Re: human sexual response
PostPosted: Fri Oct 26, 2012 7:40 pm 
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my advice to tea: have her be on top and direct the action.

*le sigh* I haven't had sex in... at least five months? I'm kind of thinking about seeing someone, and getting really pissed about the sex aspect. Like; do I really want to date you, or do I just need to have sex?


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 Post subject: Re: human sexual response
PostPosted: Fri Oct 26, 2012 7:43 pm 
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Tea wrote:
VeganFoodRocks wrote:
Tea wrote:
Actually nvm this was tmi.



no such thing in this thread!


Okay, well basically the woman I've been seeing and I tried to sleep together, but she's never done it before and it turns out hymens are harder to bypass than I thought. I really don't want to cause any pain so we ended up not being successful in our endeavours because trying to push harder just resulted in more discomfort for her without actually getting in. So... um... what do we do? Lube? Lots of fingers beforehand?


Lube and her understanding that it hurts with even the gentlest of lovers the first (and few) times. Also, put towels down...I ruined my boyfriend's sheets that way. And then his mom cleaned them and said to me, "I know what you did with my son."

yay sexings!

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 Post subject: Re: human sexual response
PostPosted: Sat Oct 27, 2012 2:06 am 
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Arrrrrrrr pent up sexual frustration land

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Arrrrrrrr pent up sexual frustration land


I feel this!

Two girls to text...and yet...

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 Post subject: Re: human sexual response
PostPosted: Sat Oct 27, 2012 2:20 am 
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Lube and her understanding that it hurts with even the gentlest of lovers the first (and few) times. Also, put towels down...I ruined my boyfriend's sheets that way. And then his mom cleaned them and said to me, "I know what you did with my son."


Ha ha ha ha. An ex-boyfriend once had this conversation with his mother:

Mother: I found coldandsleepy's underwear. In your room.
Him: (silent look of horror)
Mother: I washed them. *hands underwear back*

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 Post subject: Re: human sexual response
PostPosted: Sat Oct 27, 2012 10:45 pm 
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dudes, i'm just going to admit here that i try to make an effort to eat lots of pineapple for only one (and maybe unproven?) reason - so i taste really good?

Pineapple and inulin (chicory root) are prebiotics -- they feed good bacteria to keep you balanced. Can't hurt! I always find eating a shoite-ton of yogurt everyday helps.

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 Post subject: Re: human sexual response
PostPosted: Sat Oct 27, 2012 11:36 pm 
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fupapack wrote:
dudes, i'm just going to admit here that i try to make an effort to eat lots of pineapple for only one (and maybe unproven?) reason - so i taste really good?


I have done that test myself and apparently there is no taste difference...but I fully support pineapple consumption because pineapples are amazing

also its now been confirmed by multiple sources that I custard a lot...as in volume. Im creepily proud of that fact too

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 Post subject: Re: human sexual response
PostPosted: Sun Oct 28, 2012 8:04 am 
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also cutting up a whole pineapple is really fun


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 Post subject: Re: human sexual response
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 Post subject: Re: human sexual response
PostPosted: Mon Oct 29, 2012 9:41 am 
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coldandsleepy wrote:
paprikapapaya wrote:
Lube and her understanding that it hurts with even the gentlest of lovers the first (and few) times. Also, put towels down...I ruined my boyfriend's sheets that way. And then his mom cleaned them and said to me, "I know what you did with my son."


Ha ha ha ha. An ex-boyfriend once had this conversation with his mother:

Mother: I found coldandsleepy's underwear. In your room.
Him: (silent look of horror)
Mother: I washed them. *hands underwear back*


Oh god! Hahaha. You couldn't pay me enough to relive those awkward years.

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 Post subject: Re: human sexual response
PostPosted: Tue Oct 30, 2012 1:09 am 
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I should never have followed my conscious and cut ties with that guy who happily responded to booty calls, has a car, and is a LMT. That was kind of a dumb idea.

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 Post subject: Re: human sexual response
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I keep on thinking I shouldn't have cut ties with the girl I was seeing for a bit because sex is nice but then I remember that we barely had sex anyway.

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 Post subject: Re: human sexual response
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Yeah, I mean, really I'm glad; he was a bit creepy! And I wasn't attracted to him. But I keep thinking how I wish I had a booty call guy with a car and who'll give me massages... Haha

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 Post subject: Re: human sexual response
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The girl I've been crushing on is a former massage therapist but I have not gotten to take advantage of that and also I just have no idea what's going on with her because she was super weird to me last night and ok I'm in the wrong thread because this is definitely not about any sort of human sexual response.

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 Post subject: Re: human sexual response
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I'm so amused by people thinking massage therapists are so great at sex. They don't teach us that kind of massage in school! (In fact, it's extremely not allowed.)

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 Post subject: Re: human sexual response
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I'm so amused by people thinking massage therapists are so great at sex. They don't teach us that kind of massage in school! (In fact, it's extremely not allowed.)


I was totally not thinking about it making her good at sex, I was thinking about taking advantage of her skills for my chronic back problems!

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I'm so amused by people thinking massage therapists are so great at sex. They don't teach us that kind of massage in school! (In fact, it's extremely not allowed.)


I was totally not thinking about it making her good at sex, I was thinking about taking advantage of her skills for my chronic back problems!


EXACTLY MY POINT

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 Post subject: Re: human sexual response
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Oh man, some goooood snow-storm sex for a few days there. It got to goood quality pretty quickly. Yeeehaw.
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not classy but, there wasn't just flooding on the coast.

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 Post subject: Re: human sexual response
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Strangely, they did teach me that kind of computer science at school.

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Oh man, some goooood snow-storm sex for a few days there. It got to goood quality pretty quickly. Yeeehaw.
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not classy but, there wasn't just flooding on the coast.

Hahahaha!


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 Post subject: Re: human sexual response
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:( damn you again, human sexual response, damn you again.

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