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 Post subject: Dillo info?
PostPosted: Tue Oct 30, 2012 3:08 pm 
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I love Dillos (especially the red velvet), but can't seem to find nutritional info (especially calories). Anyone know the count on these little darlings?


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 Post subject: Re: Dillo info?
PostPosted: Wed Oct 31, 2012 6:46 pm 
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uh.... what the heck is a Dillo?

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PostPosted: Wed Oct 31, 2012 7:06 pm 
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I think she meant dildo. And the answer is it should have zero calories, unless you've covered it in coconut oil.

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PostPosted: Wed Oct 31, 2012 7:57 pm 
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I am so glad I am not the only person who thought of a red velvet dildo. Although to be honest my first thought was armadillos, but i'm translating something that talks about armadillos so whatever.
http://store.veganessentials.com/red-ve ... p3710.aspx
no calorie count, though.

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 Post subject: Re: Dillo info?
PostPosted: Wed Oct 31, 2012 7:59 pm 
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I think she meant these: http://store.veganessentials.com/red-ve ... p3710.aspx

And I would contact the company that makes them for the nutritional info: http://cakewalkbakingcompany.com/


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 Post subject: Re: Dillo info?
PostPosted: Wed Oct 31, 2012 8:00 pm 
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they look like they'd be about the calories of 2 frosted red velvet cupcakes, which you could figure out from a recipe. if indeed, these red velvet twinkies are the dillos you're talking about.

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 Post subject: Re: Dillo info?
PostPosted: Thu Nov 01, 2012 12:46 am 
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Thanks-I emailed the company, should hear from them soon.

And you people have delightfully filthy minds. I have added a special something to my christmas list... :P


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PostPosted: Thu Nov 01, 2012 9:03 am 
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I'd just use the count from a twinkie, unless it needs to be super accurate. Desserts tend to be about the same so long as the size is the same.


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 Post subject: Re: Dillo info?
PostPosted: Fri Nov 02, 2012 1:27 am 
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Uh oh. Now we are getting into size issues.


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 Post subject: Re: Dillo info?
PostPosted: Mon Nov 05, 2012 1:30 pm 
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For the record I'm all about red velvet dildos being a real thing.

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PostPosted: Mon Nov 05, 2012 1:33 pm 
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GraciaKai wrote:
For the record I'm all about red velvet dildos being a real thing.


I'm pretty sure the sugar would cause a yeast infection.

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strawberryrock wrote:
GraciaKai wrote:
For the record I'm all about red velvet dildos being a real thing.


I'm pretty sure the sugar would cause a yeast infection.

Well no, I was thinking a real dildo that's red and pretty and has a creamy white center! Oooooh and flavored! But still safe for the body.

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 Post subject: Re: Dillo info?
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Under the cut so its safe for work.

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 Post subject: Re: Dillo info?
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NICE!! That's what I'm talking about.

(This might be the best thread jack ever by the way)

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 Post subject: Re: Dillo info?
PostPosted: Mon Nov 05, 2012 6:56 pm 
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just make sure it's not made from actual velvet. i think that kind might be a one-time use item due to dificulty in cleaning it thoroughly enough, and even then, i doubt it'd even be comfortable.

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crittergirl222, I'd be lying if I said we aren't always this filthy.

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 Post subject: Re: Dillo info?
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supercarrot wrote:
just make sure it's not made from actual velvet. i think that kind might be a one-time use item due to dificulty in cleaning it thoroughly enough, and even then, i doubt it'd even be comfortable.


Yeah, but you would need a velvet bag.

ETA- I never thought about glass dildos on Etsy til now. Covet thread yesss. There is a glow in the dark one.

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 Post subject: Re: Dillo info?
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By the way, I've had dillos plenty of times. Chocodillos are great.

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 Post subject: Re: Dillo info?
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Dillos are the best! Especially in your mouth-hole.


Really. Where else would you put them?

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 Post subject: Re: Dillo info?
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I totally thought dildo too when I saw this thread..

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jessica wrote:
Dillos are the best! Especially in your mouth-hole.


Really. Where else would you put them?

I will accept this as part of the thread jack. Thank you!

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