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 Post subject: Re: Sex toy covet thread
PostPosted: Thu Jul 05, 2012 4:59 pm 
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I also bought a pair of loveballs, and I am not sure about them: they are large enough that I don't have to work to keep them in, and I must really be bouncing around to feel anything. Am I doing it wrong?

I asked the shop assistant in Ann Summers recently, because I too felt like I didnt work at all to keep them in. She said that they had to feel this way, because if they were smaller you couldnt use them for very long, because your muscles would get too tired. And she insisted that even though it doesnt feel like it: your muscles ARE getting a work out.


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So far I'm not 100% impressed by the Delight, I must say. I guess I need dual stimulation, internal only doesn't do anything for me. However I love its shape and colour!

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PostPosted: Mon Nov 05, 2012 6:59 pm 
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OMG. I occasionally peruse (every year or so...) the heretical sex toy online shop, Divine Interventions.

This is the best thing ever. For you, Adam.
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PostPosted: Mon Nov 05, 2012 7:26 pm 
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Holy whoa. That thread over in food that turned into red velvet dildos? Got me looking at glass dildos. Aaaaand now. Etsy. So many pretty glass dildos!

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Whoa!

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 Post subject: Re: Sex toy covet thread
PostPosted: Mon Nov 05, 2012 8:13 pm 
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thx! anyone try the regular sliquid or the babelube from babeland?

I have a sample of babelube but haven't used it. Just don't go for the Naked lube from babeland; it forking stinks (like, literally, it smells gross.) I tried it out because it's in a pump dispenser which seems all nice and convenient, but I think I'm going to wash the stinking mess down the drain and refill the pump bottle with something not gross.


Oh it stinks! And its stink smells like my grandparent's attic.

NOT HOT. Well, its hot like attics are hot in the summer, but not sexy!

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PostPosted: Mon Nov 05, 2012 11:27 pm 
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I bought a dildo and over estimated the size I'd enjoy. I figure I'd want it on the larger size since I do love me a big cork but this thing kind of leaves me with stomach pain afterwards. :P I guess I'm just going to have to own another dildo now!

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 Post subject: Re: Sex toy covet thread
PostPosted: Wed Nov 07, 2012 10:20 pm 
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I bought a dildo and over estimated the size I'd enjoy. I figure I'd want it on the larger size since I do love me a big cork but this thing kind of leaves me with stomach pain afterwards. :P I guess I'm just going to have to own another dildo now!


Yeah I've got a too big one too.

I don't know what to do with it, I have considered that there is a perv out there who would like my dildo cast off, despite the fact that its been attempted to be used (yeah too big). Could go into the purchase of one of those beauties.

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 Post subject: Re: Sex toy covet thread
PostPosted: Wed Nov 07, 2012 11:57 pm 
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Those glass ones are so pretty! I have a glass one that's all clear except the end, which has a red flower design inside.


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PostPosted: Thu Nov 08, 2012 3:12 am 
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Yeah I've got a too big one too.
I don't know what to do with it, I have considered that there is a perv out there who would like my dildo cast off, despite the fact that its been attempted to be used (yeah too big). Could go into the purchase of one of those beauties.

Well I certainly don't want to get rid of it! 'Too big' isn't really a wordage I ever use, I have lots of ideas for its use. But it's definitely a bit impractical for my own casual use shall we say.

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 Post subject: Re: Sex toy covet thread
PostPosted: Sat Nov 10, 2012 11:41 pm 
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I confess I'm currently coveting any sex toy that isn't a glass dildo. Not that I don't like mine- it's awesome- but I need more things. This probably means I'm just greedy. My friend is insisting I get myself a vibrator and I don't even know where to begin.


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I confess I'm currently coveting any sex toy that isn't a glass dildo. Not that I don't like mine- it's awesome- but I need more things. This probably means I'm just greedy. My friend is insisting I get myself a vibrator and I don't even know where to begin.


Do you want it to stimulate you on the outside or on the inside or both?
Do you want one that looks like an actual penis, one that's sorta phallic but not designed to look like a penis, or one that looks absolutely nothing like a penis?
Do you want gentle vibration or really intense vibration or both?
How much are you willing to spend on it?

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 Post subject: Re: Sex toy covet thread
PostPosted: Sun Nov 11, 2012 1:01 am 
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Hmm...

Both outside and inside.
It doesn't have to look like a penis, it could look like anything.
Intense vibration.
Currently, I'd be willing to spend up to $80.00 on one. Maybe $100.00.


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 Post subject: Re: Sex toy covet thread
PostPosted: Mon Nov 12, 2012 4:28 pm 
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I love my hitachi and use the attachment on occasion.

Hitachi is the cadillac of vibes. Its not at all sexy looking and is super intense. But anyway: http://www.babeland.com/hitachimagicwan ... 79_cl_2252

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GCZ, I'd recommend the Leaf Vitality. It covers all your requirements (although I'm not 100% sure of the price in the US) and I find it really really awesome. It looks so pretty, the leaves have independent vibrations, and it's fairly intense. Not as a Hitachi wand, of course, but it's good.

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 Post subject: Re: Sex toy covet thread
PostPosted: Tue Nov 13, 2012 4:56 pm 
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Anek, that looks pretty interesting! The price online says $140, but I'll do a little searching.


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 Post subject: Re: Sex toy covet thread
PostPosted: Tue Nov 13, 2012 6:24 pm 
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Honestly, if it's your first vibe buy, I would get an inexpensive bullet and a wand (made of something body-safe that can be easily cleaned, of course.) That way, you can figure out what you really want before you spend a mint on something meh. After playing with those for awhile, you should have a good idea of what you want a toy to do and buy accordingly.

Also, wanting many nice toys is not greedy at all. Or if it is, I'm really greedy.


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 Post subject: Re: Sex toy covet thread
PostPosted: Tue Nov 13, 2012 7:29 pm 
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GymClassZero wrote:
Anek, that looks pretty interesting! The price online says $140, but I'll do a little searching.


Thought this looked "interesting" too, so I looked around a bit...found this one for a good price: http://pleasuretease.com/product/2631/V ... -Vibe.aspx. Yay!


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PostPosted: Tue Nov 13, 2012 9:22 pm 
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That's a lot more budget friendly!


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I highly recommend this one: http://www.s3safesexstore.com/products/ ... B3F93F5A05
It's only $20 but it's GREAT. It has a knob on the bottom to adjust the intensity, and the highest setting is pretty forking high! It's also really good for both internal and external stimulation. It does look a lot like a penis (a...shiny purple penis...) so if you're not into things looking like penises, it's not for you...but if you're into that or at least don't mind, it's absolutely awesome. Also, the customer service at Safe Sex Store is absolutely stellar.

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 Post subject: Re: Sex toy covet thread
PostPosted: Wed Nov 14, 2012 9:21 pm 
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Oh, I like the sound of that! My main concern now is: is the packaging discreet? For $20, I'd love to purchase one.


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i bought some weird cork ring/ball ring clit flicker vibe thingy awhile back but it hasnt seen any action yet. I guess Ive been waiting for the lady to initiate its use but maybe shes waiting on me too....silly...guess I'll have to break it out soon and see how it goes

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Oh, I like the sound of that! My main concern now is: is the packaging discreet? For $20, I'd love to purchase one.


It was a while ago that I bought it, but I'm pretty sure it comes in a plain, non-obvious box. You can contact them and ask to make sure though!

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PostPosted: Thu Nov 15, 2012 7:45 pm 
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Adam Crisis wrote:
i bought some weird cork ring/ball ring clit flicker vibe thingy awhile back but it hasnt seen any action yet. I guess Ive been waiting for the lady to initiate its use but maybe shes waiting on me too....silly...guess I'll have to break it out soon and see how it goes


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hmm that doesnt look too comfy for my peener

plus Im retired from the male mastubatory sex toy circuit...until they perfect a robotic computer vagina thingy...which Im guessing will be around 2020. Ill be 42 then, and Im sure Ill still be pervy

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