Post Punk Kitchen Forum

Replace the cream tang with whiskey?

Well, hellooooooooooooooo nurse!! ^moving to portland^


In real life, there would be much better sexual response if my partner could possibly be frisky at a time that wasn't, say, 430am. It takes me about 3 hours to fall asleep and waking me up just then is not recommended.

So what does one do when they've come to terms with the fact that they really like smell of B.O. and it turns them on? And they want to stick their face in people's armpits.

I'm asking for a friend.

Cleansing by fire is the only way.

Although, considering that people have fetishes for knitwear, corpses and poo, I really wouldn't worry about it too much. You know, if "your friend" wants to save on firewood.

Mars, I know a lot of people who like sweat.

Hang out with punks, I guess?

Seconding the punks suggestion. Also weightlifters can be pretty sweaty.

I have a thing for stale cigarette smoke. Mr8 is a non-smoker so I get my dirty little kicks from passers-by in the street.

Ah yes, the big three.

Replace the cream tang with whiskey?[/quote]

Well, its fake semen. Aren't you thinking of making a cocktail book? Maybe we can make a cock-tail?

Coconut water and vanilla rum maybe?

Also, I do like a faint smell of BO. Not like, hippie levels, more like dirty gardening all day smell. Because gardening is sexy.

Also:

I used to have the original version of this poster and I mourn its loss.

Stick a magenta hanky in your back pocket (left or right, you choose?) and see who hits on you?

OMG I've been so into hanky's lately; noticing them so much here in Portland. I was thinking of getting a rust colored one... I'll have to add this to my list for sure, I didn't think about this!

Rust color for Rusty Trombone?

There are a lot of straight hipster-types who flag* here, and obviously aren't aware of the meaning behind the hankies, I guess they just see it as a trendy thing or whatever. I always find it funny to see some straight guy swaggering down the street with his girlfriend, thinking he's soooooo cool and macho or whatever, and then he's flagging something like "fisting bottom" (red hanky, on the right)**.



*For people who aren't sure what I'm talking about: Queer hanky code
**Obviously you can be "macho"/masculine/whatever and be a bottom, but I'm pretty sure that's not how most of these guys are seeing it.

and here I thought I was just often sweaty and prefered to use less paper towels...but Im really co opting queer culture

although Id totally trade sex for food as my lime green bandana advertises I guess

Now that I'm off work I can look at the code! This is updated, not the old 70s version.

Ride em cowboy!

Sweet, 'cause I got two coupons for Applebee's right here!

I am legitimately fascinated/obsessed with hanky codes / flagging!
I was trying for a while to do this thing with nail polish, colloquially called "femme flagging" where it's just the hanky code on nails with a few twists, but I got lazy.

I had an awesome night and morning. With my boyfriend and his other girlfriend. Our first time in trio... to be repeated!

What is a pony in the context of the hanky code?

Someone needs to buy me and CQ teddybear hankies

I have attempted this but mostly just to amuse myself, not because I think anyone will recognize it. But I to like to paint my middle and index finger a different color than the rest because it's a funny dirty joke that only I get.

I'm thinking it would be a sub person who wants someone to 'ride' (fork) them in a similar vein to a horse/rider situation, but maybe more femmy/silly/glittery... (Don't know for sure but I feel like that would be correct)

Everyone's sex life here is SOOOO much more awesome than mine.