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 Post subject: Re: human sexual response
PostPosted: Thu Nov 08, 2012 12:53 pm 
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Replace the cream tang with whiskey?

Well, hellooooooooooooooo nurse!! ^moving to portland^


In real life, there would be much better sexual response if my partner could possibly be frisky at a time that wasn't, say, 430am. It takes me about 3 hours to fall asleep and waking me up just then is not recommended.

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 Post subject: Re: human sexual response
PostPosted: Mon Nov 12, 2012 2:44 am 
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So what does one do when they've come to terms with the fact that they really like smell of B.O. and it turns them on? And they want to stick their face in people's armpits.

I'm asking for a friend.

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 Post subject: Re: human sexual response
PostPosted: Mon Nov 12, 2012 6:49 am 
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So what does one do when they've come to terms with the fact that they really like smell of B.O. and it turns them on? And they want to stick their face in people's armpits.

I'm asking for a friend.
Cleansing by fire is the only way.

Although, considering that people have fetishes for knitwear, corpses and poo, I really wouldn't worry about it too much. You know, if "your friend" wants to save on firewood.

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 Post subject: Re: human sexual response
PostPosted: Mon Nov 12, 2012 9:11 am 
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Mars, I know a lot of people who like sweat.

Hang out with punks, I guess?


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 Post subject: Re: human sexual response
PostPosted: Mon Nov 12, 2012 10:48 am 
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Mars wrote:
So what does one do when they've come to terms with the fact that they really like smell of B.O. and it turns them on? And they want to stick their face in people's armpits.

I'm asking for a friend.


Seconding the punks suggestion. Also weightlifters can be pretty sweaty.

I have a thing for stale cigarette smoke. Mr8 is a non-smoker so I get my dirty little kicks from passers-by in the street.


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 Post subject: Re: human sexual response
PostPosted: Mon Nov 12, 2012 3:57 pm 
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knitwear, corpses and poo

Ah yes, the big three.

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PostPosted: Mon Nov 12, 2012 4:20 pm 
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I hope you guys won't be super offended when I am too busy to make it to this.

I will be. What could we do to make it worth your while???


Replace the cream tang with whiskey?[/quote]

Well, its fake semen. Aren't you thinking of making a cocktail book? Maybe we can make a cock-tail?

Coconut water and vanilla rum maybe?

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 Post subject: Re: human sexual response
PostPosted: Mon Nov 12, 2012 4:21 pm 
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Also, I do like a faint smell of BO. Not like, hippie levels, more like dirty gardening all day smell. Because gardening is sexy.

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 Post subject: Re: human sexual response
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 Post subject: Re: human sexual response
PostPosted: Wed Nov 14, 2012 4:45 am 
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So what does one do when they've come to terms with the fact that they really like smell of B.O. and it turns them on? And they want to stick their face in people's armpits.

I'm asking for a friend.


Stick a magenta hanky in your back pocket (left or right, you choose?) and see who hits on you?

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 Post subject: Re: human sexual response
PostPosted: Fri Nov 16, 2012 2:50 am 
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Stick a magenta hanky in your back pocket (left or right, you choose?) and see who hits on you?

OMG I've been so into hanky's lately; noticing them so much here in Portland. I was thinking of getting a rust colored one... I'll have to add this to my list for sure, I didn't think about this!

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 Post subject: Re: human sexual response
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 Post subject: Re: human sexual response
PostPosted: Fri Nov 16, 2012 5:00 pm 
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Mars wrote:
gunk wrote:
Stick a magenta hanky in your back pocket (left or right, you choose?) and see who hits on you?

OMG I've been so into hanky's lately; noticing them so much here in Portland. I was thinking of getting a rust colored one... I'll have to add this to my list for sure, I didn't think about this!


There are a lot of straight hipster-types who flag* here, and obviously aren't aware of the meaning behind the hankies, I guess they just see it as a trendy thing or whatever. I always find it funny to see some straight guy swaggering down the street with his girlfriend, thinking he's soooooo cool and macho or whatever, and then he's flagging something like "fisting bottom" (red hanky, on the right)**.



*For people who aren't sure what I'm talking about: Queer hanky code
**Obviously you can be "macho"/masculine/whatever and be a bottom, but I'm pretty sure that's not how most of these guys are seeing it.

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 Post subject: Re: human sexual response
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and here I thought I was just often sweaty and prefered to use less paper towels...but Im really co opting queer culture

although Id totally trade sex for food as my lime green bandana advertises I guess

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 Post subject: Re: human sexual response
PostPosted: Sat Nov 17, 2012 8:35 pm 
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Now that I'm off work I can look at the code! This is updated, not the old 70s version.

Ride em cowboy!

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 Post subject: Re: human sexual response
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Adam Crisis wrote:
although Id totally trade sex for food as my lime green bandana advertises I guess

Sweet, 'cause I got two coupons for Applebee's right here!

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 Post subject: Re: human sexual response
PostPosted: Wed Nov 21, 2012 3:12 am 
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I am legitimately fascinated/obsessed with hanky codes / flagging!
I was trying for a while to do this thing with nail polish, colloquially called "femme flagging" where it's just the hanky code on nails with a few twists, but I got lazy.

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 Post subject: Re: human sexual response
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I had an awesome night and morning. With my boyfriend and his other girlfriend. Our first time in trio... to be repeated!

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 Post subject: Re: human sexual response
PostPosted: Sun Nov 25, 2012 11:42 am 
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What is a pony in the context of the hanky code?


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 Post subject: Re: human sexual response
PostPosted: Sun Nov 25, 2012 11:53 am 
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Someone needs to buy me and CQ teddybear hankies

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 Post subject: Re: human sexual response
PostPosted: Sun Nov 25, 2012 12:14 pm 
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I am legitimately fascinated/obsessed with hanky codes / flagging!
I was trying for a while to do this thing with nail polish, colloquially called "femme flagging" where it's just the hanky code on nails with a few twists, but I got lazy.


I have attempted this but mostly just to amuse myself, not because I think anyone will recognize it. But I to like to paint my middle and index finger a different color than the rest because it's a funny dirty joke that only I get.

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 Post subject: Re: human sexual response
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What is a pony in the context of the hanky code?

I'm thinking it would be a sub person who wants someone to 'ride' (fork) them in a similar vein to a horse/rider situation, but maybe more femmy/silly/glittery... (Don't know for sure but I feel like that would be correct)

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 Post subject: Re: human sexual response
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I had an awesome night and morning. With my boyfriend and his other girlfriend. Our first time in trio... to be repeated!


Everyone's sex life here is SOOOO much more awesome than mine.


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PostPosted: Sun Nov 25, 2012 5:04 pm 
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strawberryrock wrote:
booberthefraggle wrote:
I am legitimately fascinated/obsessed with hanky codes / flagging!
I was trying for a while to do this thing with nail polish, colloquially called "femme flagging" where it's just the hanky code on nails with a few twists, but I got lazy.


I have attempted this but mostly just to amuse myself, not because I think anyone will recognize it. But I to like to paint my middle and index finger a different color than the rest because it's a funny dirty joke that only I get.


I was doing solid color nails with all matte finish, and then high gloss on middle and index.
we were making the exact same dirty joke.

I didn't expect anyone to get it either, haha, I just love secret codes.

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