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Yay for gay wedding cookies! (although the link doesn't seem to be working?) They sound like the best thing ever. You better make two plates of them. One for me and one for everyone else.

http://louzilla.wordpress.com/2012/02/0 ... g-cookies/

I guess I better make three plates, then.

Zomg, now that I've seen them, I might need two plates for myself! Those are some serious yum. Oh, then I'm going to sit in the corner with a belly ache from eating too many gay wedding cookies and not be able to dance. So sad! :-(

Good morning! How many orders of toast and peppermint hot chocolate can we get on short notice? There is an urgent need for a celebration.

Ok, we've got chocolate peppermint everything today! And we are even serving chocolate and peppermint separate if you don't like them together. There is also lots of toast for people who want toast! Come on in and order some food people!

Toast: whole wheat, cinnamon raisin, sour dough, herbed, gluten free seed, and gluten free plain.
Toast Toppings:
Butters: Earth Balance, Smart Balance Light, peanut butter, almond butter, sunflower seed butter, cashew butter, apple butter
Jams: strawberry, raspberry, blackberry, peach, cherry, quince, fig, orange marmalade
Savory spreads: marmite, vegemite, house made cashew cheese spread, olive tapenade, hummus, roasted garlic

Chocolate Peppermint:
Beverages: hot or cold rice, soy, almond, and coconut milks
Grashopper Pie
Candy Cane Joejoes
chocolate chip peppermint ice-cream
chocolate peppermint truffles

I've just created the ultimate chocolate peppermint sunday! Everyone needs to come in and have one! I made chocolate peppermint hot fudge, poured it over the chocolate chip peppermint ice-cream, topped it with chocolate peppermint whipped coconut cream, and sprinkled with chocolate and peppermint sprinkles!

I may pass out from how amazing that sounds. <3

The long lost waitress stumbles through the Wild Arugula's saloon doors, drops a dirty pillowcase full of money on the floor, peels off a kudzu vine from around her neck and shakes the dead leaves from her hair. It's been approximately two years since she skipped out on her gig helping out at the cafe-- she was supposed to be out picking up an order of sprinkles but inexplicably joined a conga line and ultimately ended up in the jungles of south america.
She plops into a chair, asks the waitrix for one of those hot peppermint sundaes, and immediately falls asleep right on top of her placemat.

It's nice to be back in the Wild Arugula!

That is so Tom Robbins! You do need to write a book :)