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PostPosted: Mon Nov 19, 2012 8:24 pm 
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I'm pretty lucky that the grocery store I work at does not have uniforms. (Just all have to wear matching aprons is all)

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PostPosted: Mon Nov 19, 2012 8:26 pm 
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I'm pretty lucky that the grocery store I work at does not have uniforms.


It's because the whole draw of the grocery store you work at is the sexy employees and they would lose all their customers if they had to wear dorky uniforms, duh.

Though ok some of my NS crushes could probably work a uniform.

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PostPosted: Mon Nov 19, 2012 11:07 pm 
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We should all have to wear sexy pleather uniforms.

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PostPosted: Mon Nov 19, 2012 11:13 pm 
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I'm in. If it means work crush is wearing pleather as well. Though he could always go without...heheheh...*

* In real life I'm a lot less pervy.


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GymClassZero wrote:
I'm in. If it means work crush is wearing pleather as well. Though he could always go without...heheheh...*

* In real life I'm a lot less pervy.


True story: In real life, Mars is a lot MORE pervy.

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Who turns down homemade pizza and casual make outs? ak

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Who turns down homemade pizza and casual make outs? ak

This totally happened to me too.

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Just said hi to work crush while Seeing him in the hall and now I've got butterflies like whoa


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Whyyyy do I always get the most inappropriate crushes. "Hmm, here's someone impossibly out of reach! I WANT THEM."

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Still pining over this person. Really really hoping that he shows up at the next nano write in. He was feeling pretty down about his word count and he might give up but he did say he'd be there, so I really hope he will! Because then I will somehow figure out how to smoothly give him my number. (in which then the ball is in his court, so i can stop freaking out, maybe) But the next write in isn't until Sundaayyyyy and it's far away so he might not show up!! :(

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Whyyyy do I always get the most inappropriate crushes. "Hmm, here's someone impossibly out of reach! I WANT THEM."

True story: one time I had a crush on a guy who I later found out was going to be a priest. WHOOPS.

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thisheregiraffe wrote:
Whyyyy do I always get the most inappropriate crushes. "Hmm, here's someone impossibly out of reach! I WANT THEM."

True story: one time I had a crush on a guy who I later found out was going to be a priest. WHOOPS.

I... don't think I can come even close to that. I did have a crush on a coworker (still sort of do anytime I see him), but he's about 17-18 years older with kids who are maybe 13-14 years younger than me. And he has a girlfriend more his age.

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He was REALLY ATTRACTIVE. And that was pretty much his only crush-worthy criteria.

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kilgore trout wrote:
He was REALLY ATTRACTIVE. And that was pretty much his only crush-worthy criteria.


That's how it is sometimes!

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Anyone sigh a lot when they have a really big crush? I keep doing that lately. I keep thinking about work on Friday since work crush will be there and then I'm all *le sigh*. I need a hobby.


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kilgore trout wrote:
thisheregiraffe wrote:
Whyyyy do I always get the most inappropriate crushes. "Hmm, here's someone impossibly out of reach! I WANT THEM."

True story: one time I had a crush on a guy who I later found out was going to be a priest. WHOOPS.


I don't get crushes on these people; they get them on me. Two of them. In two years. The only two people to show any interest.

I don't know what I did to deserve this, but it must have been something.

But, really. What are the chances of this happening? I don't/didn't even hang out near priesty type places or seminary schools or anything. Met one at math center work, met the other at school (he has a geo phd and helped me with my electron microscope work).

Both are very, very nice people. I just wasn't into them.

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oh man, even my fleeting nonsense crushes are being crushed by my (admittedly) unreachable expectations personality-wise (not to mention it is getting harder for me to imagine dating anyone who isn't vegan nowadays, which limits the potential dating pool to exactly zero folks in my daily life). urgh. I can't even find anyone attractive for more than a few minutes without shooting myself down.


someone find me a crush to distract me pls.

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oh man, even my fleeting nonsense crushes are being crushed by my (admittedly) unreachable expectations personality-wise (not to mention it is getting harder for me to imagine dating anyone who isn't vegan nowadays, which limits the potential dating pool to exactly zero folks in my daily life). urgh. I can't even find anyone attractive for more than a few minutes without shooting myself down.


someone find me a crush to distract me pls.


you can have one of mine if you like. :-P

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Man, do you know who I really have a crush on? Ze Frank. Dang.



also, sea queue I will gladly take some of those crushes off your hands.

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Uh oh. I just got invited to a birthday/housewarming of this guy that I think is reeeaaally cute. We don't know each other well but last time we talked it seemed really cute and flirty. I can't tell if I should let myself crush on him yet though since for all I know he might not even be single, or he might not be into guys. Rrrrrrrr, well, from what I do know of him, I'm definitely going to be trying to piece together an outfit that I think he'll be into. And I won't hardly know anyone at the party. So yep, some slight crushing commencing.

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oh nooo another problematic crush
at least this one is single?
but nooo
I am not in a place to have crushes right now! shut up brain!

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boober's brain: ... no.

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the worst part is I see him every day :(
shut up braiinnnn

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but but but he's cute and nice and quiet and REALLY REALLY FUNNY. ugghh.

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