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 Post subject: Re: Space to post things that do not go with any other topic
PostPosted: Mon Nov 19, 2012 3:36 pm 
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I had a dream someone tried to stretch my ear holes with a cabbage.

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PostPosted: Mon Nov 19, 2012 3:42 pm 
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Mars wrote:
I had a dream someone tried to stretch my ear holes with a cabbage.

How'd that work out for you?


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PostPosted: Mon Nov 19, 2012 11:02 pm 
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My mother got a new camera and now she's constantly asking, "Can you put these 50 pictures on your computer and then email them all to me? Can you take this video and put it on youtube and then send me the link so I can show my friends?" Why, yes, that is exactly what I want to do with my spare time!


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 Post subject: Re: Space to post things that do not go with any other topic
PostPosted: Mon Nov 19, 2012 11:04 pm 
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brian wrote:
Mars wrote:
I had a dream someone tried to stretch my ear holes with a cabbage.

How'd that work out for you?

It worked, actually

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 Post subject: Re: Space to post things that do not go with any other topic
PostPosted: Tue Nov 20, 2012 12:18 am 
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I am not having an awesome time. I just want things to be simpler and they are not. Just being whiny.

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 Post subject: Re: Space to post things that do not go with any other topic
PostPosted: Tue Nov 20, 2012 12:58 am 
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Evidently I had a late night cyber chat last night with a guy I dated about 8 months ago. Pretty explicit. Hmpf.


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 Post subject: Re: Space to post things that do not go with any other topic
PostPosted: Tue Nov 20, 2012 4:10 am 
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I have to be up at 7 tomorrow but I'm just masturbating and PPKing. I don't like being single. (Sorry PPK, I do love you, I promise)

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PostPosted: Tue Nov 20, 2012 7:14 am 
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For the first time since joining, I dreamt about a PPKer who I don't actually know IRL. I was taking a class (not sure what the class was, but the latest assignment was to choose a work of art and write a piece about how the life of the artist informed the creation of that work of art), and for some reason, the class and the teacher were all meeting at a tram stop near my home. But I really needed to pee before we got on the tram. Creep was also in the class and also needed to pee, so we went looking for someplace to pee before the tram came. It was difficult, because most of the places we found were really gross, and we didn't want to pee there, and then finally we found a place, and I went into the stall first but I couldn't pee because my bladder got stage fright from the combination of knowing that Creep was waiting right outside and that we were both in a hurry so we wouldn't miss the tram.

Then I woke up and realized I really had to pee.

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 Post subject: Re: Space to post things that do not go with any other topic
PostPosted: Tue Nov 20, 2012 7:47 am 
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PostPosted: Tue Nov 20, 2012 8:18 am 
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I'm making sunflower seed bread. My boyfriend will complain he can't use it for sandwiches and buy supermarket bread and my mother (who's visiting) won't be able to eat is because she has a digestion problem. Woo.

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 Post subject: Re: Space to post things that do not go with any other topic
PostPosted: Tue Nov 20, 2012 8:28 am 
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I have had a very very very good weekend but I got very little sleep and I also got a cold.
So I am happy but grumpy, and tonight I will leave work as early as possible (if I stop PPKing and get back to the presentation I have to update I will be done sooner) and then spend the evening on the couch drinking tea and going to bed at 9pm. I am very much looking forward to this.

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 Post subject: Re: Space to post things that do not go with any other topic
PostPosted: Tue Nov 20, 2012 8:29 am 
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Gulliver wrote:
I'm making sunflower seed bread. My boyfriend will complain he can't use it for sandwiches and buy supermarket bread and my mother (who's visiting) won't be able to eat is because she has a digestion problem. Woo.


That just means more for you! Yummy. If I were there, I'd want some.

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PostPosted: Tue Nov 20, 2012 9:33 am 
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Uggghhh I just want to complain about how I'm not still in NYC eating vegan donuts and I am at work instead, and I keep hoping this new office open concept is just a bad dream, but I'm starting to think it's real.

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PostPosted: Tue Nov 20, 2012 9:33 am 
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It is flooding in areas around here. I hope that there is not flooding downtown, because I have to be downtown early.

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PostPosted: Tue Nov 20, 2012 12:00 pm 
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Waiting for the plumber, who is supposed to get here sometime between 12 and 4. I hate having workers here. I just really want to leave them to their business and shut myself up in my room, but what if they have questions? They always have questions! But I don't want to awkwardly hover around them, watching them work, either.


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PostPosted: Tue Nov 20, 2012 12:08 pm 
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I am so tired. What is this sleep thing everyone keeps talking about?

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I'm cranky because I'm sleep deprived. Crazy night with the carbon monoxide alarm. (See the first world problem thread if you want to hear more in-depth whining)


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PostPosted: Tue Nov 20, 2012 1:07 pm 
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Sleep is the best thing in the world. I have only been having days "off" (wherein I work on other work) once every ten or so days. It is self-inflicted as I am overworking myself in order to deal with some debt, but my days "off" are spent blissfully on the couch, intermittently napping. I'm not getting a handle on my freelance stuff, but my body is screaming at me to sleep, and my cat is snuggly.


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PostPosted: Tue Nov 20, 2012 2:00 pm 
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Plumber is here. Awkward moment #1: He was working in the bathroom, so I went into my room to check fb. I heard him go downstairs and thought "shiitake, I bet he has a question and is looking for me." So I go running down the stairs and nearly kill myself, and nope, he is just heading to his truck to get more tools. So I veered left and pretended I was really just hurrying to the kitchen.


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PostPosted: Tue Nov 20, 2012 6:32 pm 
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I have no idea how autocorrect did this.

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PostPosted: Tue Nov 20, 2012 9:52 pm 
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This is weird. I got a new liquid codeine prescription today (without asking and being made to feel like an addict, yay!). Everything on the bottle is identical as before, and it says 120ml, but new bottle is at least 50ml bigger than my usual bottles.

Not that I'm complaining--I resent having to ration it for no reason other than to keep sanctimonious bureaucrats happy, but it seems odd to accidentally get more of a carefully controlled substance.

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 Post subject: Re: Space to post things that do not go with any other topic
PostPosted: Tue Nov 20, 2012 11:16 pm 
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Mars wrote:
I'm just masturbating and PPKing


wait.
at the same time?

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PostPosted: Tue Nov 20, 2012 11:21 pm 
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booberthefraggle wrote:
Mars wrote:
I'm just masturbating and PPKing


wait.
at the same time?


obviously!

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