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PostPosted: Wed Nov 21, 2012 10:07 am 
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F's birthday is in 6 days and our plans are falling apart. Alternating between feeling like the worst mother in the world and wanting to bitchslap someone. One day of bliss for her is what I want. Instead I've passed the birthday curse on to her. At least she's only one and doesn't know its her birthday.


Here's the fantastic thing, as long as she's with you and is surrounded by love she will be the happiest little girl in the world. No birthday curse! Just birthday happiness! Try not to stress and know that no matter what other people choose to do it will be a wonderful day.

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 Post subject: Re: The Playground randomness thread
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Everybody is sick! Thank god for benadryl or we wouldnt have made it through the night. I will try not to sneeze into my pie filling.


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 Post subject: Re: The Playground randomness thread
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Everybody is sick! Thank god for benadryl or we wouldnt have made it through the night. I will try not to sneeze into my pie filling.


Its a pumpkin pie and a flu vaccine, all rolled in one.

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Hahahaha. It won't be a flu vaccine, if we had the flu my complaining would be much greater. It's just a yucky cold.


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Get better soon! I miss you and Malka! Leela has started to climb (though no where near the monkey feats of daring that Malka will do). Man, I miss your kid.

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 Post subject: Re: The Playground randomness thread
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Malka has learned "uh oh" and she does this crazy over-articulation of the vowel sounds that is super hilarious. She has also started "no no no no no no no" while violently shaking her head. The answer to everything.


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Awww, no no no no no no no no no!! I hope you're feeling better soon. Malka sounds so verbal and adorable!


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Guineapiglet is totally abusing her use of language and sign language to get as much milk out of me as humanly possible! Her new favorite thing to do is come up to me, hit my chest, lift up my shirt, attempt to undo the latch on my nursing bra and then sign "leche" over and over again until i open the clapse. This should make for some interesting times in public very soon I'm sure.

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Thanks for the kind words. I'm so crazy emotion-filled here, I'd swear I was pregnant again. (whew, no) I'm not sure how things are going to turn out, but we have a couple of folks coming to celebrate at least...one friend for me and one for Freya. :p

Hope y'all are feeling better soon, Ariann. Benadryl is amazing stuff.


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my four year old vomited AALLLLLL over the car this morning, while we were in a town 45 minutes drive from home. with no towels or spare clothes. i had to wash his shorts in a hand basin at some public restrooms in a park so he could wear them into a shop to buy him all new clothes. it felt like a war zone. i am so over today. whinge over.


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 Post subject: Re: The Playground randomness thread
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Oh no, how awful! That happened to us once while we were on vacation and about to make a day trip. Is he feeling better?


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 Post subject: Re: The Playground randomness thread
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kinda. he's sitting on the couch with a bucket :/


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 Post subject: Re: The Playground randomness thread
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Oh, poor kid. Vomiting is just the worst thing imo. Seriously, I've been hit by a car, had multiple broken bones, surgeries, migraines, yada yada...but I *hate* puking.


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 Post subject: Re: The Playground randomness thread
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my mother always says she'd rather anything than puking. i tend to get puke hangovers a lot lately and it's enough to put me off drinking totally.


randomness:
FC, watching xfiles: Is David Duchovny (?) still alive?
Mr T: who?
FC: you know, mulder. Is he still alive or is he already dead?
Mr T: how old do you think we are????

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my mother always says she'd rather anything than puking. i tend to get puke hangovers a lot lately and it's enough to put me off drinking totally.


randomness:
FC, watching xfiles: Is David Duchovny (?) still alive?
Mr T: who?
FC: you know, mulder. Is he still alive or is he already dead?
Mr T: how old do you think we are????


Hilarious!

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 Post subject: Re: The Playground randomness thread
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How does my son turn 4 tomorrow? Seems like just yesterday he was born *sniff*
We have no big plans scheduled because Eli (1m old) takes up most of my time these days, but I think my mom wants us to go over for cake, coffee and gifts on Sunday afternoon :)

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He is beautiful! Happy birthday Eli and MamaStuck!

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 Post subject: Re: The Playground randomness thread
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Ohh thats Samuel... Elijah is my newest baby

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 Post subject: Re: The Playground randomness thread
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Oh sorry! He is such a gorgeous little boy! Hope you're having a great day!

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 Post subject: Re: The Playground randomness thread
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So handsome!

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 Post subject: Re: The Playground randomness thread
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Ducks like rain...ducks like rain...ducks like to widdle-waddle in the rain. Ducks like rain...ducks like rain...ducks like the rainy weather, water running off their feathers. Ducks like to widdle-waddle in the rain.

(463 verses of this/day = totally worth it because of Freya's accompanying butt-shimmy, Elvis-pelvis dance)

Oh, how could i forget the chorus:

Quack quack quack quack quack
Quack quack quack quack quack
Quack quack quack quack quack
Quack quack quack

I hope Karl brings her to visit me when I'm in the home. :)


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zaffy is totally dancing all the time here too! so cute! she's quite partial to the jackson five :D


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I'm kind of sick of christmas already. I have such a love-hate relationship with this holiday!

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zaffy...what a neat nickname! F likes Beat It, but we haven't tried any of the old J5 stuff yet. :)

Aubade...maybe you need a Christmas respite for awhile.


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This is a gross story, but:

The Magician just spit up all over himself. Right after he did it, he looked down at the puddle of spit up on his pants and smiled really big, then started waving to the puddle and saying "hi."

Sometimes you just gotta laugh.

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