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 Post subject: Two truths and a lie
PostPosted: Fri Nov 23, 2012 6:56 pm 
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I've got a game for all the potentially bored and lonely people out there. It's pretty simple. You list three "facts" about yourself. Two of them are the truth, and one is a lie. The first person to identify the lie gets to list the next three "facts."

I'll start.

1. I was arrested at Occupy Wall Street for knocking over a police barrier.

2. I met President Bush when I was in middle school and told him it was free cone day at Ben & Jerry's.

3. One of the first set of breasts I saw belonged to the granddaughter of the dictator of Liberia.


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 Post subject: Re: Two truths and a lie
PostPosted: Fri Nov 23, 2012 7:20 pm 
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 Post subject: Re: Two truths and a lie
PostPosted: Fri Nov 23, 2012 7:27 pm 
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I dont believe you've met George Bush.


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 Post subject: Re: Two truths and a lie
PostPosted: Fri Nov 23, 2012 7:31 pm 
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8ball wrote:
I dont believe you've met George Bush.


That one's true, actually. He came to my hometown for Earth Day in the early 2000s. I shook his hand and he told me he couldn't go to Ben and Jerry's because he was on a diet or the Secret Service wouldn't let him. I don't remember which one he actually said. I've told the story so many times both ways.

Any other guesses? You're down to a 50-50 shot now. One guess per person. :)


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 Post subject: Re: Two truths and a lie
PostPosted: Fri Nov 23, 2012 7:31 pm 
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okay game on!

I am going to guess the second one is a lie.


1.) one time while biking my glasses fell off of my face and were crushed under a truck
2.) I once stepped on a razor blade and it was embedded in my foot for over three months
3.) once when I was a teenager I was yelled at from across the entirety of love park in philadelphia by a police officer who was convinced I was trying to sneak in there to skate.

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 Post subject: Re: Two truths and a lie
PostPosted: Fri Nov 23, 2012 7:32 pm 
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oh damn can I switch my guess then?
the first one!

( I really want the third to be true)

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 Post subject: Re: Two truths and a lie
PostPosted: Fri Nov 23, 2012 7:34 pm 
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booberthefraggle wrote:
oh damn can I switch my guess then?
the first one!

( I really want the third to be true)


You got it! The first one was the lie. I was arrested at Occupy Wall Street, but not for knocking over a barrier.

Your turn.


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 Post subject: Re: Two truths and a lie
PostPosted: Fri Nov 23, 2012 7:36 pm 
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booberthefraggle wrote:
okay game on!

I am going to guess the second one is a lie.


1.) one time while biking my glasses fell off of my face and were crushed under a truck
2.) I once stepped on a razor blade and it was embedded in my foot for over three months
3.) once when I was a teenager I was yelled at from across the entirety of love park in philadelphia by a police officer who was convinced I was trying to sneak in there to skate.


I'm going to guess #2 is the lie. Why wouldn't doctors remove it?


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 Post subject: Re: Two truths and a lie
PostPosted: Fri Nov 23, 2012 7:38 pm 
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that's a true one! it was sharp enough that I didn't notice it was in there, the cut healed, then three months later it got infected and I had to go to the hospital!

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 Post subject: Re: Two truths and a lie
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ahah yeah I have accidentally hurt myself in a really astonishing variety of (mostly gross) ways.

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PostPosted: Fri Nov 23, 2012 7:53 pm 
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booberthefraggle wrote:
okay game on!

I am going to guess the second one is a lie.


1.) one time while biking my glasses fell off of my face and were crushed under a truck
2.) I once stepped on a razor blade and it was embedded in my foot for over three months
3.) once when I was a teenager I was yelled at from across the entirety of love park in philadelphia by a police officer who was convinced I was trying to sneak in there to skate.


First one!

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 Post subject: Re: Two truths and a lie
PostPosted: Fri Nov 23, 2012 7:55 pm 
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that is also true!
I had to wear prescription sunglasses everywhere for a month while we finished the trip!

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 Post subject: Re: Two truths and a lie
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Even though we now know what the answer is, let's just play that the first person to type in the last available answer, who hasn't guessed yet, gets to go next. Sound fair?


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 Post subject: Re: Two truths and a lie
PostPosted: Fri Nov 23, 2012 8:00 pm 
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I vote free for all, whoever guesses anything ever, goes!

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 Post subject: Re: Two truths and a lie
PostPosted: Fri Nov 23, 2012 8:01 pm 
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OK, sounds good to me. I just worry that it will just turn into you and me going back and forth, lol.


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 Post subject: Re: Two truths and a lie
PostPosted: Fri Nov 23, 2012 8:03 pm 
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its friday night on the internet. it is absolutely going to turn in to that.

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 Post subject: Re: Two truths and a lie
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booberthefraggle wrote:
its friday night on the internet.


lol, way to make me feel like a loser! :)


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 Post subject: Re: Two truths and a lie
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way to imply I am a loser by being in the exact same position!

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 Post subject: Re: Two truths and a lie
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I think CQ needs to go because I want to know 2 truths about my favorite purple headed PPKer

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PostPosted: Fri Nov 23, 2012 8:12 pm 
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Somebody tell him/her to go!


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 Post subject: Re: Two truths and a lie
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tofulish! you should go!

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 Post subject: Re: Two truths and a lie
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I'll go!

1. My grandpa was a nuclear engineer safety officer at a power plant that had significant safety/leak issues. He never talked about it.
2. I wrote Star Trek TNG fanfic with my friends in high school biology instead of listening to the teacher.
3. I spent 6 months at sea around the western coast of Africa in the first years of my career.

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 Post subject: Re: Two truths and a lie
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I'm guessing 2 !

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Two is true!

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