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PostPosted: Sat Nov 24, 2012 11:08 am 
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I've never voted for a write-in candidate.

I have... in high school. Does that count? We wrote in Bud, a sausage, and he won student body president. The administration said we were making a mockery of the democratic process, but we were making a statement that neither (human) candidate was the right one for the job.

I have never broken a bone.

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I've never voted for a write-in candidate.

I have... in high school. Does that count? We wrote in Bud, a sausage, and he won student body president. The administration said we were making a mockery of the democratic process, but we were making a statement that neither (human) candidate was the right one for the job.



So what was the outcome? Did anyone get to be president?

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I fractured my elbow once. It was a pretty small fracture. I think I wore a sling for a while, but no cast. It hurt like hell when it happened. I can't imagine how much a real break must hurt. Does that count? Should I write something I've never done now?

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choirqueer wrote:
monkeytoes wrote:
lavawitch wrote:
I've never voted for a write-in candidate.

I have... in high school. Does that count? We wrote in Bud, a sausage, and he won student body president. The administration said we were making a mockery of the democratic process, but we were making a statement that neither (human) candidate was the right one for the job.



So what was the outcome? Did anyone get to be president?

Yeah, they gave it to the second place vote-getter, this guy who used to dye the front of his hair to match his shirt every day.

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I've voted for a write in on school elections.

I've never drank a cup of black coffee

sorry, I think I didn't read through the second page!


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Ooh, good one. I have never drank a cup of coffee, period. So someone else will have to run with this one. :P

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I've never drank a cup of black coffee


I've tried, but never succeeded. Too gross.


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I have drunk black coffee. It was an accident at Starbucks, though. I ordered a venti iced black tea, and I got iced black coffee instead. I choked it down and my stomach HATED me for it.

I have never been on a roller coaster.


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I have drunk black coffee. It was an accident at Starbucks, though. I ordered a venti iced black tea, and I got iced black coffee instead. I choked it down and my stomach HATED me for it.

I have never been on a roller coaster.


I've been on a rollercoaster. I hate them though. So terrified of heights and being thrown around at high speeds.

Never have I ever had a threesome.


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Oh, I've been on a jillion roller coasters. I love roller coasters.

I have never had braces on my teeth.

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Never had a threesome. It seems like one of those things that is hot in porn but awkward in real life, because of the coordination and time management issues.

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never had a threesome either


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Never have I ever had a threesome.

I have. Sadly, it was in high school, so pretty awkward in hindsight.

Also, I'm super surprised at all the people who have't (or don't like) black coffee! I mean, I normally drink it with creamer, but I really love a good unsweetened black coffee if it's made right sometimes.

I have never been to a square dance.

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I've been to a square dance (at least I think I have - that's what we call a barn dance in the UK, right?).

I've never voted for a political candidate that won.

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I've never voted for a political candidate that won.


We have proportional representation so you always ending up voting for the winner, just not as your first vote.

Never have I ever been to Japan.

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Tofulish wrote:
Never had a threesome. It seems like one of those things that is hot in porn but awkward in real life, because of the coordination and time management issues.


The thing with threesomes (or really any number of people -somes) is that if you're expecting it to be like porn, you're probably going to be disappointed. If you approach it like, okay, here we are, let's see what we can do together that's physically possible and enjoyable for everybody, it can be a lot of fun. It's like basketball...if you're trying to be like the people you see on TV, you're probably going to be disappointed when you play basketball, but if you just throw some balls around and have a good time with your friends, you'll more likely have a good time.

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throw some balls around and have a good time

Threesomes: you're doing it right.

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poopiebitch wrote:
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throw some balls around and have a good time

Threesomes: you're doing it right.


+3 Yummy

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I have never been to Japan or had a threesome. But I have ridden a camel, which is the closest I've ever come to two humps at a time.

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ooo! i've been to japan!
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Tofulish wrote:
I have never been to Japan or had a threesome. But I have ridden a camel, which is the closest I've ever come to two humps at a time.


I cannot express the joy this comment brought me.

Also, I've never ridden a camel, been to Japan, or had two humps at a time. In fact, the only things in this thread I think I've done is drink black coffee, ridden roller coasters, had braces, and hugged cats. The only one I recommend is the cat-hugging...roller coasters are great unless you have bouts of vertigo.


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Mars wrote:
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Never have I ever had a threesome.

I have.


Somehow I knew it was going to be you that answered that one. :)

Tofulish wrote:
I have never been to Japan or had a threesome. But I have ridden a camel, which is the closest I've ever come to two humps at a time.


Zing!


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so i guess that i am not alone in my terror of halfpipes? i think it killed the thread...


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I attempted to, once, if that counts...in middle school I was convinced I was a badass and that I could do that. I was...incorrect.

I have never had an organ removed.

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Well, if you count birthing a placenta (the body's only single-use disposable organ!), then I guess I have?

I have never skipped school.

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