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choirqueer
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Post subject: Re: the No Context thread Posted: Fri Nov 02, 2012 7:47 pm |
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Joined: Wed Oct 20, 2010 2:35 pm Posts: 5295 Location: Norristown, PA
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I definitely don't need a toilet seat cover to use the printer.
_________________ I pledge to satisfy all my tofu needs with Mars' Gay Meat. - DrakeRedcrest I want the Post Fork Kitchen. "Hey honey, can I get you anything?" - solipsistnation blog! FB!
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Pi_Face
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Post subject: Re: the No Context thread Posted: Sat Nov 03, 2012 6:44 am |
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Joined: Wed Oct 20, 2010 3:05 pm Posts: 1826 Location: There is good service currently operating on the Piccadily Line.
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Toothpaste dangerously close to my hooch.
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kfad
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Post subject: Re: the No Context thread Posted: Sat Nov 03, 2012 9:23 pm |
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| Heeeerrrrree's JACKY! |
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Joined: Wed Oct 20, 2010 1:39 pm Posts: 2850 Location: the Eug
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Why can't it just be a never ending placenta?
_________________ Don't mind my breasts and vagina, I'm a gay man.---Idatetatooedguys.
"Tots: the universal food band-aid... better than a mother's kiss. Healin' wounds since 1954." Meggs
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choirqueer
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Post subject: Re: the No Context thread Posted: Sat Nov 03, 2012 11:12 pm |
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Joined: Wed Oct 20, 2010 2:35 pm Posts: 5295 Location: Norristown, PA
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It's like balls in your mouth. Except, poop. In your eyes.
_________________ I pledge to satisfy all my tofu needs with Mars' Gay Meat. - DrakeRedcrest I want the Post Fork Kitchen. "Hey honey, can I get you anything?" - solipsistnation blog! FB!
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kfad
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Post subject: Re: the No Context thread Posted: Sun Nov 04, 2012 7:54 pm |
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Joined: Wed Oct 20, 2010 1:39 pm Posts: 2850 Location: the Eug
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Who the hell tries to douche with a turtle?
_________________ Don't mind my breasts and vagina, I'm a gay man.---Idatetatooedguys.
"Tots: the universal food band-aid... better than a mother's kiss. Healin' wounds since 1954." Meggs
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Moon
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Post subject: Re: the No Context thread Posted: Sun Nov 04, 2012 9:09 pm |
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Joined: Thu Nov 01, 2012 2:55 pm Posts: 1565 Location: The land of maple syrup and beavers.
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She looked like a fairy queen pooping under a tree
_________________ "I'm so scared of eventually succumbing to saggy butt that I'm going to sacrifice my dog this evening. Anyone for some German Shepherd Pie?" - daisychain
"Well! Fruit is stupid! These onions taste nothing like fruit!" -allularpunk
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Pi_Face
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Post subject: Re: the No Context thread Posted: Mon Nov 05, 2012 6:39 am |
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Joined: Wed Oct 20, 2010 3:05 pm Posts: 1826 Location: There is good service currently operating on the Piccadily Line.
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I am not waiting for a Fugazi reunion to lose my virginity.
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Rhizopus Oligosporus
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Post subject: Re: the No Context thread Posted: Thu Nov 08, 2012 11:13 pm |
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Joined: Tue Oct 19, 2010 9:39 pm Posts: 4588
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I have discovered the secret to the vegan food... oil!
_________________ "Try to make a spaghetti. That is the best dessert for me. It does not require oven or freezer." -best spam ever
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acr
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Post subject: Re: the No Context thread Posted: Thu Nov 08, 2012 11:15 pm |
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Joined: Sun Oct 24, 2010 10:22 am Posts: 2232 Location: BKLN
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it's like trying to stuff an angry cat into a condom.
_________________ "I dont need someone to slather my butthole, I just need them to bring me tasty foods." - Adam Crisis "I'm ok with people forcing tables in me." - lavawitch
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Rhizopus Oligosporus
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Post subject: Re: the No Context thread Posted: Thu Nov 08, 2012 11:40 pm |
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No! People can not start drinking buckyballs at my meetup!
_________________ "Try to make a spaghetti. That is the best dessert for me. It does not require oven or freezer." -best spam ever
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GreenDuck
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Post subject: Re: the No Context thread Posted: Fri Nov 09, 2012 11:44 am |
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Rhizopus Oligosporus wrote: No! People can not start drinking buckyballs at my meetup! <3 At first I didn't get it. I thought buckyballs may be some sort of mixed drink involving Buckfast.
Then I thought 'Ooo! Buckminster Fullerenes!' and now I am very happy.
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choirqueer
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Post subject: Re: the No Context thread Posted: Wed Nov 14, 2012 7:45 pm |
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I don't know what that is, but it has words and smacking, so I think I would probably like it.
_________________ I pledge to satisfy all my tofu needs with Mars' Gay Meat. - DrakeRedcrest I want the Post Fork Kitchen. "Hey honey, can I get you anything?" - solipsistnation blog! FB!
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Louzilla
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Post subject: Re: the No Context thread Posted: Wed Nov 14, 2012 9:04 pm |
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| Has it on Blue Vinyl |
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Joined: Wed Oct 20, 2010 1:49 pm Posts: 2072 Location: Lehigh Valley, PA
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choirqueer
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Post subject: Re: the No Context thread Posted: Wed Nov 14, 2012 10:21 pm |
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It must be because of his uncanny resemblance to a scrotum.
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choirqueer
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Post subject: Re: the No Context thread Posted: Thu Nov 15, 2012 1:40 am |
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Joined: Wed Oct 20, 2010 2:35 pm Posts: 5295 Location: Norristown, PA
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Who exactly do you think is going to contribute sperm to my eye lubrication fund?
_________________ I pledge to satisfy all my tofu needs with Mars' Gay Meat. - DrakeRedcrest I want the Post Fork Kitchen. "Hey honey, can I get you anything?" - solipsistnation blog! FB!
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GreenDuck
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Post subject: Re: the No Context thread Posted: Fri Nov 16, 2012 6:51 am |
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Joined: Thu Oct 21, 2010 6:08 pm Posts: 813
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"I need to get some Viagra for my bike lamp."
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Rhizopus Oligosporus
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Post subject: Re: the No Context thread Posted: Fri Nov 23, 2012 10:22 am |
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Joined: Tue Oct 19, 2010 9:39 pm Posts: 4588
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Check for hitchhiking butterflies in love.
_________________ "Try to make a spaghetti. That is the best dessert for me. It does not require oven or freezer." -best spam ever
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Rhizopus Oligosporus
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Post subject: Re: the No Context thread Posted: Fri Nov 23, 2012 10:22 am |
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Is this my head?
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choirqueer
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Post subject: Re: the No Context thread Posted: Sat Nov 24, 2012 3:23 am |
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i am an explorer, it is in my nature to want to feel your lumpy skull
_________________ I pledge to satisfy all my tofu needs with Mars' Gay Meat. - DrakeRedcrest I want the Post Fork Kitchen. "Hey honey, can I get you anything?" - solipsistnation blog! FB!
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TurningVioletViolet
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Post subject: Re: the No Context thread Posted: Sat Nov 24, 2012 4:03 am |
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I've heard that fire can hurt you. But can it save you? A-ha, yes!
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choirqueer
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Post subject: Re: the No Context thread Posted: Sat Nov 24, 2012 3:08 pm |
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yikes, this pussy has dreads
_________________ I pledge to satisfy all my tofu needs with Mars' Gay Meat. - DrakeRedcrest I want the Post Fork Kitchen. "Hey honey, can I get you anything?" - solipsistnation blog! FB!
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lepelaar
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Post subject: Re: the No Context thread Posted: Sat Nov 24, 2012 5:28 pm |
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Joined: Mon Jul 04, 2011 1:50 pm Posts: 2008 Location: The Bene
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Why are you eating the Mussolini banana?
_________________ There is a small section of Lascaux devoted to the Stalking of the Wild Cheezly in which multitudes of cave dwellers have their smartish phones out trying to GPS their way to the nearest Sainsbury's. ~ pandacookie
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fisticuffs
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Post subject: Re: the No Context thread Posted: Sat Nov 24, 2012 5:33 pm |
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Butter bum spray!
_________________ When it comes to, you know, modern technology, think of me somewhere in the Middle Ages, training my hedgehog friends to knit socks. ~Phoenix
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kfad
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Post subject: Re: the No Context thread Posted: Sun Nov 25, 2012 12:05 pm |
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| Heeeerrrrree's JACKY! |
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Joined: Wed Oct 20, 2010 1:39 pm Posts: 2850 Location: the Eug
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There will be button plunderage!
_________________ Don't mind my breasts and vagina, I'm a gay man.---Idatetatooedguys.
"Tots: the universal food band-aid... better than a mother's kiss. Healin' wounds since 1954." Meggs
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kfad
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Post subject: Re: the No Context thread Posted: Sun Nov 25, 2012 7:40 pm |
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Joined: Wed Oct 20, 2010 1:39 pm Posts: 2850 Location: the Eug
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I think she just got back from Norwegia.
_________________ Don't mind my breasts and vagina, I'm a gay man.---Idatetatooedguys.
"Tots: the universal food band-aid... better than a mother's kiss. Healin' wounds since 1954." Meggs
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