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 Post subject: Re: human sexual response
PostPosted: Sun Nov 25, 2012 5:07 pm 
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I am legitimately fascinated/obsessed with hanky codes / flagging!
I was trying for a while to do this thing with nail polish, colloquially called "femme flagging" where it's just the hanky code on nails with a few twists, but I got lazy.


I have attempted this but mostly just to amuse myself, not because I think anyone will recognize it. But I to like to paint my middle and index finger a different color than the rest because it's a funny dirty joke that only I get.


I was doing solid color nails with all matte finish, and then high gloss on middle and index.
we were making the exact same dirty joke.

I didn't expect anyone to get it either, haha, I just love secret codes.


Well if we ever run into each other in person we will at least both know the other's stance on fingerbanging.

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 Post subject: Re: human sexual response
PostPosted: Sun Nov 25, 2012 5:11 pm 
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 Post subject: Re: human sexual response
PostPosted: Sun Nov 25, 2012 8:19 pm 
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a/s/l/stance on fingerbanging.

Yep, that about covers it.

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 Post subject: Re: human sexual response
PostPosted: Mon Nov 26, 2012 9:56 pm 
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This thread is my sex life.

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 Post subject: Re: human sexual response
PostPosted: Tue Nov 27, 2012 7:55 am 
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I had an awesome night and morning. With my boyfriend and his other girlfriend. Our first time in trio... to be repeated!


Everyone's sex life here is SOOOO much more awesome than mine.


Ha. Considering the plain and boring sex life I've led in the past 10 years, I think this counts only a little in comparison.
But I need to add, I didn't think girls were so soft! No way I'm letting my boyfriend not shave again.

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 Post subject: Re: human sexual response
PostPosted: Tue Nov 27, 2012 9:15 am 
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I didn't think girls were so soft!


I feel that way about breasts! I had no idea how soft and pillowy they were. I love snuggling boobs.

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 Post subject: Re: human sexual response
PostPosted: Tue Nov 27, 2012 11:22 am 
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+1 on boobie snuggles!

Anyway, dear PPK, I think I forreals got TMJ from oral sex. It was 2 months ago! But ever since, my jaw has had the tendency to get out of place and my bite has been off! And sometimes I wake up with headaches because of it! I need to see an orthdontist I think :(

At first the jaw pain after the maybe-too-long-session wouldn't stop, but I also had gotten tonsilitis with hugely swollen glands so I thought "well maybe once the tonsilitis is gone" it would stop but it never completely did. Maybe the tonsilitis did contribute, but it wasn't all the tonsils.

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 Post subject: Re: human sexual response
PostPosted: Tue Nov 27, 2012 1:18 pm 
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Tofulish wrote:
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I didn't think girls were so soft!


I feel that way about breasts! I had no idea how soft and pillowy they were. I love snuggling boobs.


pffft, where ya been hiding??

Also my man boobs are kinda pillowy

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 Post subject: Re: human sexual response
PostPosted: Tue Nov 27, 2012 1:21 pm 
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Yes, boobs are awesome. I've never snuggled anyone else's naked boobs (though I've been known to honk boobs of close friends), but I have to say, mine are ridiculously soft and I enjoy grabbing them.

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 Post subject: Re: human sexual response
PostPosted: Tue Nov 27, 2012 3:22 pm 
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I'm not having any sex but I would like to give +1 yummy to boob snuggles.


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 Post subject: Re: human sexual response
PostPosted: Tue Nov 27, 2012 3:51 pm 
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I agree on the boobs! Mine are not so soft so I never realized they could be. I understand guys grabbing them now!

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 Post subject: Re: human sexual response
PostPosted: Wed Nov 28, 2012 6:29 pm 
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Someone definitely just convinced me to send them a photo of my dick. I have never done that before! Eeep! Also, definitely just set up a booty call for 6pm... problem is I have a date with someone else at 7. Eeep. Gawd I feel slutty! Kinda love it though?

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 Post subject: Re: human sexual response
PostPosted: Wed Nov 28, 2012 6:32 pm 
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Mars wrote:
Someone definitely just convinced me to send them a photo of my dick. I have ever done that before!


I've done that.

Never have I ever....

just kidding. :)


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 Post subject: Re: human sexual response
PostPosted: Wed Nov 28, 2012 8:27 pm 
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Up the ante and start sending out cream tang photos. I have quite an impressive one on my phone atm

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 Post subject: Re: human sexual response
PostPosted: Thu Nov 29, 2012 5:59 am 
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I broke my month and a bit spell pretty fiercely. Two people, one night! Wuuuuut I'm in a bit of shock here.

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 Post subject: Re: human sexual response
PostPosted: Thu Nov 29, 2012 6:08 am 
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Hahaha, this thread led to the following conversation:

"Why you looking at me like that?"

"Soooooooooooft."

"Huh?"

"Boooooooooooobies."

"Eek!"


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 Post subject: Re: human sexual response
PostPosted: Thu Nov 29, 2012 6:16 am 
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I have a phobia of sex... Reading this thread is like watching horror movies alone on a windy night with the lights off... I love it...


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 Post subject: Re: human sexual response
PostPosted: Thu Nov 29, 2012 10:16 am 
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Mars wrote:
I broke my month and a bit spell pretty fiercely. Two people, one night! Wuuuuut I'm in a bit of shock here.


Heyo! When it rains it pours. I've been kind of sleeping with both my ex gf and bf lately and the contrast is nice but the situation is... dunno.

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 Post subject: Re: human sexual response
PostPosted: Thu Nov 29, 2012 8:33 pm 
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For anyone who's had a lack of libido, how did you determine whether it was a mental or physical problem? And what did you do about it?

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 Post subject: Re: human sexual response
PostPosted: Thu Nov 29, 2012 8:40 pm 
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fetalexplosion wrote:
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I broke my month and a bit spell pretty fiercely. Two people, one night! Wuuuuut I'm in a bit of shock here.


Heyo! When it rains it pours..


This is so true. It's always feast or famine for me.


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 Post subject: Re: human sexual response
PostPosted: Thu Nov 29, 2012 8:47 pm 
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Yeah for sure. And I have all of sudden other people who seem very interested, but I haven't gone there yet. Super excited.

Actually I'm having a christmas party and I have like 6 or 7 guys that are either people I have slept with, actively sleep with, or see sex or at least make outs on the horizon with on my invite list. shiitake's gonna get real.

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 Post subject: Re: human sexual response
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Mars wrote:
Yeah for sure. And I have all of sudden other people who seem very interested, but I haven't gone there yet. Super excited.

Actually I'm having a christmas party and I have like 6 or 7 guys that are either people I have slept with, actively sleep with, or see sex or at least make outs on the horizon with on my invite list. shiitake's gonna get real.


You're no longer allowed in this thread Mars! Involuntary celibates only! :)


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 Post subject: Re: human sexual response
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No! This is the right thread for slut Mars! I swear it!

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PS; I've invented a new word for 'vagina', in case you don't like using all the other ones available.

















Spoiler: show
Lørd Holedemort



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The hole who shall not be named



And right below, look, it's the:
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 Post subject: Re: human sexual response
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PS; I've invented a new word for 'vagina', in case you don't like using all the other ones available.

















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And right below, look, it's the:
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MY VAGINA IS CURRENTLY LAUGHING ITS asparagus OFF

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