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I had my tongue pierced for years, but I took it out because (true story) I couldn't blow raspberries at poopiebaby. I have no idea if it's closed up or not.

I've never ridden in a limo.

I've had all sorts of holes poked in my face (and, you know, other body parts). They're all gone now except for my ears.

*oh man, poopiebitch beat me to it; guess I'll save mine for later. I've never been in a limo either.

I've been in lots of limos but no stretch limos.

Well go then Tofulish! She didn't specify stretch limos. :)

I've never done a marathon or a triathlon

I have run four marathons.

I have never had a Brazilian wax. Everyone I know seems to get them on a regular basis so I feel like a woolly mammoth.

I've never had a Brazilian wax. Or any wax, for that matter. I'm a hairy beast.

I can't help either. Wooly mammoths all around :). Butternut, I am so impressed that you've done 4 marathons - how cool.

Wouldn't it be funny if this thread dies because the PPK is a bunch of furrycrotched hippies?

I've had a Brazilian wax. I did them regularly for a while but my cooch skin is way too sensitive and I kept having bad reactions to them, so I've rejoined the woolly mammoth tribe and my crotch is happier for it.

I've never been North of the Arctic Circle. (But man, I would love to!)

Me neither but I really want to, PPK meet up in Tromso?!

You should, it's gorgeous! (I mean, the polar circle) (meetup in Tromso: I'm in!)

But I've never been to the southern hemisphere (and my cold feet are telling me I should RIGHT NOW).

Peru is in the southern hemisphere, right? I've been there.

Never have I ever done LSD.

It is! And I have.

Never have I ever worn false eyelashes.

Hey johnny, we kinda have a rule about drug talk, so please stop using those as things you've never done. Thanks.

This thread makes me feel like a cheating, LSD-doing, felonious woolly mammoth who enjoys scuba diving. But at least I've never worn false eyelashes! (Despite what anyone says)

Sorry!

I've worn false eyelashes! Not well, but you didn't specify!

Never have I ever had a pet bunny.

I had a bunny when I was about 10, she was called Arabella. I'd love to have a bunny friend again one day!

I've never been to the West coast (of the USA)

I've been to the west coast.

Never have I ever pooped my pants as an adult.


(Now we're playing Never Have I Ever.)

I lived in SF for a few years.

Never have I ever read any of the works of James Joyce.

Lol, oops. Didn't realize Fee had already posted. Definitely answer her/his question. WAY more interesting.

I've never pooped my pants as an adult but my mom had a story that involved Cold Stone 'Sugar Free' ice cream. Sugar free being using sugar alcohols. I think they must've had a lot of people with the same issue because I think their sugar free ice cream only lasted a short while from what I understand.

Do sugar alcohols make you poop your pants?

Over thanksgiving my relatives shared their best pooping-their-pants stories and my cousin, while pregnant, was really constipated so she drank this laxative stuff. The next day they went shopping at Ross and she pooped her pants and had to have my other cousin go buy her some new pants while she stood half naked behind a Big Lots. The best part is that the pooped pants got left in the trunk for weeks before someone would touch them. I asked her why she didn't just leave them behind the Big Lots and she said she didn't want them to get stolen. I still don't know how warranted that fear was.

Fee has the best relatives.

I think sugar alcohols can cause you to be very loose in the stoolage department. I don't know if anyone went to Cold Stone prior to being vegan but I went once. Their portions are HUGE. So getting a huge portion of ice cream composed of sugar alcohols will most likely end up with pooped pants.