Post Punk Kitchen Forum

Honestly, I'm surprised it took the PPK four pages in this thread before starting in on the poop talk. We're slipping, people.

I know. It really seems the PPK has a scatalogical obsession. Not that it's a bad thing!

I have totally shiitake my pants as an adult! I was at my boyfriends place (now my husband, clearly he doesn't go for classy chicks!), we'd been together about a week, we were running crazy late for work (like, 2 hours), I wasn't feeling so good after all the drinking (mine, not his, he doesn't drink) the night before & thought I'd let out a sneaky fart and, well, totally not a fart! I was wearing a mini skirt, a thong & fishnets at the time AND we still had to go to work!! I managed to convince my boss I was really sick when we got there so that I could go home & change but the ride to work, bad times!

Never have I ever had a genital piercing.

Stick around long enough and it will happen to you too.

(One of us! One of us!)

Lol, nice! You're pretty brave to share that haha

Haha, I have no shame!

Nope. "All" my piercings have been perfectly OK to show off to the general public. Never read Joyce either.

But your pants...are they poopie?

Me too, which is surprising as an ex-body piercer with 18 piercings at the mo'!

I only have ear piercings myself.

She wasn't wearing pants! She was wearing a miniskirt. Does it count? (I think it totally should)

My guess is it's probably not the first time that story has been told here.

ETA: I've never read Joyce or had a genital piercing, either.

Totes counts (even if I do say so myself) especially as pants have a different meaning over here!

I was directing that to monkeytoes since she totally glossed over that one. If anything, jojo's counts more for wearing a mini skirt.

Totally.

Haha, I glossed over it because it was settled! Ask me again in a few months (marathon training... anyone who runs long distance dreads the supposedly inevitable runner's trots.)

We read Joyce in high school but don't think that counts as it was for class.

lilanil, I think it counts! But in case it doesn't, I have read several of Joyce's works.

Never have I ever had to wear a cast.

(Or are we still on genital piercing? 'Cause you are out of luck on that for me! But my friend in high school had a DIY genital piercing and I can't believe she didn't die.)

It only took 30 minutes to find someone who had pooped their pants, but finding someone with a genital piercing is apparently a lot harder?

I've had to wear two casts, the first when I was 2 years old - I fractured my leg, but my dad (who was a NURSE) thought I was exaggerating, so he didn't take me to the hospital. Two weeks later I re-broke it all the way through, and when they took me in the doctor pointed out on the x-ray where it had been broken and partially healed already. The second time I broke my arm when I was nine.

I wish I could be the one to waltz in here with some strategically-placed metal on my person but I can only help as far back as pooping my pants. I was in Egypt and had a really godawful GI tract infection. I mean, all I was passing was green water, but I'm counting it for the gross factor.

I have not read Joyce, or had to wear a cast. Closest I've come was when I had to wear a sling to elevate my arm because of ascending lymphangitis.

And people wonder how I built up the immune system I have today...

I'm tempted to get a clitoral hood piercing in the morning just so that someone can answer my question!!

Maybe we should have an embarrassing edition:

"Pooped on yourself"
"Peed on yourself" (I have a story here that happened shortly after I started dating my husband)
"Puked on your SO"
"Farted so bad you emptied a room" (I think PPK would have a ton of these)
"Fell in front of a large group of people"
"Noticeably farted while public speaking"
"hit yourself so hard you knocked yourself out"
"pants, shirt or other clothing fell off of you in public leaving you partially naked"

We could go on and on.

JoJo, if I was there I'd have you pierce me (and take back the towel!) so we could move on.

Really, someone must have a hood piercing here! Or something!

Also, I love that I have met Poopiebitch, because I can imagine her in her voice, which is perfect for this.

That would be awesome! And I know for a fact that at least one PPKer has a hood piercing, they need to get in here!

I have a hood piercing! And I've read Joyce!

Never a cast, though.

Never have I ever touched wee Sarahbean's towel.