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 Post subject: Re: Two truths and a lie
PostPosted: Thu Nov 29, 2012 2:34 pm 
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I've never attended a school outside my home


That explains a lot.

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 Post subject: Re: Two truths and a lie
PostPosted: Thu Nov 29, 2012 2:46 pm 
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#1 I have bottlefed a calf
#2 I have bottlefed a kitten
#3 I have fed a bushbaby ice-cream


2!

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 Post subject: Re: Two truths and a lie
PostPosted: Thu Nov 29, 2012 2:50 pm 
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#2 is a lie! I have never bottlefed a kitten.

Your turn CQ! SO PSYCHED (#2!)

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 Post subject: Re: Two truths and a lie
PostPosted: Thu Nov 29, 2012 3:12 pm 
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Woohoo! Okay...

1. The first word I ever said was "book".
2. When I was about 7, I fell asleep in a library and got locked in there when it closed.
3. I was already reading chapter books before I started kindergarten.

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 Post subject: Re: Two truths and a lie
PostPosted: Thu Nov 29, 2012 3:14 pm 
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#1.

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 Post subject: Re: Two truths and a lie
PostPosted: Thu Nov 29, 2012 3:18 pm 
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I'll guess #2.

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 Post subject: Re: Two truths and a lie
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#2 is the lie. There is no way any librarian would miss such a cutie patootie in the stacks.

I did #3 as well :)

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 Post subject: Re: Two truths and a lie
PostPosted: Thu Nov 29, 2012 3:19 pm 
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I was going to say the reason #2 being a lie is librarians are harsh and they will track you down. But that works too.

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 Post subject: Re: Two truths and a lie
PostPosted: Thu Nov 29, 2012 3:41 pm 
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I know way too much about the people on the PPK..... Also, you are AWESOME. In so many ways.

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I've never attended a school outside my home


That explains a lot.

Kidding!

Oh no - you're right, it really does!

I'm going to guess CQ's #1 is the lie.

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 Post subject: Re: Two truths and a lie
PostPosted: Thu Nov 29, 2012 3:43 pm 
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I'll guess #2.


Yep, this one's the lie! But not for lack of trying. I used to hide in the library hoping I'd get to stay there all night if nobody found me! But someone always found me. :(

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 Post subject: Re: Two truths and a lie
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I'll guess #2.


Yep, this one's the lie! But not for lack of trying. I used to hide in the library hoping I'd get to stay there all night if nobody found me! But someone always found me. :(


See I told you, they'll hunt you down.

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 Post subject: Re: Two truths and a lie
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1. I have stopped a person from attacking my corgi-mix while we were at a dog park
2. I have stopped my corgi-mix from attacking a pit bull
3. I have stopped my cat from attacking my beagle

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 Post subject: Re: Two truths and a lie
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Holy shiitake #1 has to be a lie.

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Holy shiitake #1 has to be a lie.


Yeah. I was trying to play a trick with #1 & #2 because I could imagine #1 happening if #2 happened. My corgi is an amazing dog but fiercely protective especially when I'm around other dogs.

Sadly, we don't go to the dog park any more. She is generally a good dog with other dogs but the one time she exploded against the pit bull, it scared the shiitake out of me.

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 Post subject: Re: Two truths and a lie
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Yikes! Yes that is pretty terrible. I had to pull a foster pittie (she had been used for fighting) off another dog in the street and it was terrifying.

#1 I got food poisoning in Vietnam at a dinner where I drank a liqueur made with cat.
#2 I got a exhaust pipe burn on my leg that led to a gnarly lymph infection in Vietnam
#3 Someone threw explosives at us while we were scuba-diving off the Vietnamese coast

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 Post subject: Re: Two truths and a lie
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Oh, God. I vote for #2 due to use of the word gnarly. :)


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 Post subject: Re: Two truths and a lie
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 Post subject: Re: Two truths and a lie
PostPosted: Thu Nov 29, 2012 4:20 pm 
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#2 is true! My leg swelled up to twice its normal size and I was spongy from the edema

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 Post subject: Re: Two truths and a lie
PostPosted: Thu Nov 29, 2012 4:23 pm 
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#1, my two second google search returned no results for "Vietnamese liquor cat".

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 Post subject: Re: Two truths and a lie
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Tofulish wrote:
#2 is true! My leg swelled up to twice its normal size and I was spongy from the edema


Oh gosh. That sounds awful. But so do #1 and #3.


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#1, my two second google search returned no results for "Vietnamese liquor cat".


They totally had a liquor with a dead cat in it! We even saw it for sale at the airport in Saigon while leaving. But I didn't drink it (even though they said it was a powerful aphrodisiac for women) and I didn't get food poisoning that whole trip despite eating tons of snacks from roadside stalls.

The explosives were intense. People were fishing with explosives and we had to leave the water. You could feel the impact go right through you. It was messed up.

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 Post subject: Re: Two truths and a lie
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That sounds terrible! I can't believe fishing with explosives is legal *anywhere*.

(Eeek! The pressure's on! I gotta think something amazing up.)

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 Post subject: Re: Two truths and a lie
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1. I can chant a 40-minute long thing in Sanskrit from memory.
2. I improvise odes to my mom's dog pretty much every time I walk her.
3. When I lived in Berkeley, I would hit my friends with sticks and sing sea shanties.

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 Post subject: Re: Two truths and a lie
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1. I can chant a 40-minute long thing in Sanskrit from memory.
2. I improvise odes to my mom's dog pretty much every time I walk her.
3. When I lived in Berkeley, I would hit my friends with sticks and sing sea shanties.


Oh, this is a tough one! I'm going to guess that 3 is the lie but that you probably know someone else who does/did that.

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 Post subject: Re: Two truths and a lie
PostPosted: Thu Nov 29, 2012 5:06 pm 
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I'm going to guess 1.

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